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byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

kaleedity posted:

this new tf2 character seems really lame

can this new character walk

ed balls dont like ableism neither

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

let me help you out here, fellow formerly poor person:

A> find a person who died, but was born at around the same time that you were

B> request a copy of their birth certificate for a genealogy project from their local records

C> take the birth certificate and some faked mail to a local library and get a library card, most of which issue photo id nowadays

D> now you have a birth certificate and library card and can go get backup documentation for your new identity

You're welcome.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:44

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/898011261140643842

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:45

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

the truth is that almost everyone in D.C. gives these kind of interviews where both sides know it's not supposed to be quoted but reporters are now willing to burn Bannon but still give favorable treatment to CIA directors who feed them propaganda in exchange for being named as "senior administration official"

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:45

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

mormonpartyboat posted:

I'll have to remember this

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:45

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Crush fascism

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:46

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

the truth is that almost everyone in D.C. gives these kind of interviews where both sides know it's not supposed to be quoted but reporters are now willing to burn Bannon but still give favorable treatment to CIA directors who feed them propaganda in exchange for being named as "senior administration official"

i kinda like the cia more than fat drunk nazis

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:46

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Brain Curry posted:

that shirt is ridiculous

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:47

ymgve: Jan 2, 2004; Offensive Clock

Joementum posted:

the truth is that almost everyone in D.C. gives these kind of interviews where both sides know it's not supposed to be quoted but reporters are now willing to burn Bannon but still give favorable treatment to CIA directors who feed them propaganda in exchange for being named as "senior administration official"

if bannon didnt say the magic words "off the record" its his own drat fault

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/898011261140643842

probably won't work that well with these nazis - they'd just take the cheering as "lol we've trolled them into cheering for us"

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:47

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

mormonpartyboat posted:

nite crew culture metastasized

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

u could say we are in the blood stream now

like we have ~ moved beyond ~ staying in one place

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:47

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Regular Nintendo posted:

that shirt is ridiculous

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:47

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

pictured: future heroes of America

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:48

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Regular Nintendo posted:

that shirt is ridiculous

it's like a blanket

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:48

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It certainly gets around the problem EHF has, which is "I was poor all my life and now I have money, how can I leverage that?"

If you're poor, don't touch credit cards ever.

followup to this - the reason I cannot do this at the moment is that a large part of my income is going to servicing pre-existing debt

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:49

Junkyard Poodle: May 6, 2011

Shear Modulus posted:

putting things on credit cards and paying it off every month doesnt really get around the problem of not having any money

but if you're making 20k and save 2% not you are making 20.4k. in 2,500 years you will have an extra million bucks lying around!

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:49

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

also love that Bannon is in trouble for saying stuff that is unquestionably correct

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:49

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

the truth is that almost everyone in D.C. gives these kind of interviews where both sides know it's not supposed to be quoted but reporters are now willing to burn Bannon but still give favorable treatment to CIA directors who feed them propaganda in exchange for being named as "senior administration official"

why is that? why would the top white house strategist leak to some reporter, off the record, all of his white house strategy?

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:49

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

help us juggalos

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:50

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

Epic High Five posted:

followup to this - the reason I cannot to this at the moment is that a large part of my income is going to servicing pre-existing debt

yeah, I was so poor I had no pre-existing debt when I started making more money. it owned

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:50

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

Duscat posted:

i have NEVER thought trump is smart

i loving put in the time to make this stupid thing to make fun of the whole idea:

i do think bannon is smart

it's only been six months since this superbowl commercial featuring baloogan aired

well, sixty years in trump time

Jazerus has issued a correction as of 03:55 on Aug 17, 2017

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:50

pyrotek: May 21, 2004

Joementum posted:

also love that Bannon is in trouble for saying stuff that is unquestionably correct

Definitely my favorite part. Mooch got fired for sounding like a crazy rear end in a top hat. Bannon might get fired for saying sane things.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:51

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

i'm trying to figure out if this is curtains for bannon and I'm really thinking probably not

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:51

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

triple sulk posted:

conversely, spend all the money you want because nothing matters and death is certain

inshallah

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:51

Chunky Salsa: Aug 31, 2016; "Isn't that right, Zach?"

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

not even that, jews were cool in italy til the war got a lotta armed nazis all over the place

Tru I suppose I just meant it more against that mentality of 'Well if I just help them/ally with them then surely I will be spared' cause obviously no, you won't

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:51

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Joementum posted:

also love that Bannon is in trouble for saying stuff that is unquestionably correct

i dont believe you

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:52

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Can't believe mooch was fired this morning

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:52

freckle: Apr 6, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

mormonpartyboat posted:

i did this over 3 million times in california for ~reasons~.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:52

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/898013200804917248

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:52

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

Duscat posted:

why is that? why would the top white house strategist leak to some reporter, off the record, all of his white house strategy?

that's the point: they do it all the time because they're huge narcissists. every admin does, but now reporters don't give a gently caress about burning Bannon

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:53

jigokuman: Aug 28, 2002; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

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# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:53

Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/898006982791241728

Lol eat poo poo Robert e Lee hope satans loving you in the rear end.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:53

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/898013200804917248

fake news, donny's dick don't work

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:53

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

trump getting laid bigly

incels must pay homage for their own chance at escaping inceldom

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:53

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

that's the point: they do it all the time because they're huge narcissists. every admin does, but now reporters don't give a gently caress about burning Bannon

good lord

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:53