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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Durzel posted:

Arya's bag of literal faces was a pretty lovely "show don't tell" moment. Did it need that level of ham-handedness to explain what she can do? She could've just demonstrated it in some poorly conceived way to Sansa, e.g. by posing as Maester Luwin or Rodrik, which would've been a shorthand for Arya's seemingly non-existant empathy now.

Also I guess Jaqen H'ghar must've been hiding that dudes prosthetic face that he changed into in front of Arya in his armour or something.

Seems like they wasted a lot of time in seasons 5 & 6 establishing the mystery and omnipresence of this Faceless guild when in reality they're just carrying around bags of a limited number of faces.

Oh yeah, that was another lovely moment, they turned mystical assassins into literal clowns wearing rubber gift shop masks.

This show can't do subtlety, mystery or metaphor.

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Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

steinrokkan posted:

This show can't do subtlety, mystery or metaphor.

*Whistles for the literal three-eyed raven*

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

*Whistles for the literal three-eyed raven*

https://i.imgur.com/xD3B5Hy.gifv

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

steinrokkan posted:

Oh yeah, that was another lovely moment, they turned mystical assassins into literal clowns wearing rubber gift shop masks.

This show can't do subtlety, mystery or metaphor.

The writers are total autists. They were good at adapting GRRM's already excellent writing but they are really weak when having to come up with stuff on their own.

If I was Arya, I'd run around the rest of my life as Walder Frey. That actor nailed that role.

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Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Jon is going to gently caress the dragon and have human / dragon hybrids running around with all their cute antics.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
winter is coming and so is jon snow

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Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos
Do we know if any of Dany's dragons are male / female?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
one of the dragons is mtf trans so its capable of having kids

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Do we know if any of Dany's dragons are male / female?

I think GRRM dragons are hermaphrodites.

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Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

Universe Master posted:

I think GRRM dragons are hermaphrodites.

I thought I read in the world book that was untrue and they had genders - but the world book was from the PoV of a maester so that might not be necessarily true.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
according to my fanfic all the dragons are male and enjoy a selfsuck orgy and the eve of every battle

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
this is canon:

:nws: ???
http://i.imgur.com/AlP5GMe.gif

El Padrino
Dec 24, 2005

No es nada personal, solo negocios.

Zzulu posted:

this is canon:

:wtf:

:stare:

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007
Didn't khaleesi say she named them after her brothers? So They are probably like clownfish and able to change sex or maybe that one that's not Drogon is a ladydragon with a dude's name. Drogon's definitely a dude though.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Looking forward to Arya killing Littlefinger. Only 10 days away now barring leaks.

Also Ice Dragon should be fun.

7 episodes to go. Which one will Jamie kill Cersei in? It won't be this year. So one of those last 6. I say it is early next season when he realizes she is trying to gently caress over Jon and Daniella.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Jaime aint gonna kill his baby momma

drowned in pussy juice
Oct 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
loving lol at the hound pegging rocks like a oval office

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Zzulu posted:

Jaime aint gonna kill his baby momma

Yeah he is. Who else would?

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Waltzing Along posted:

Yeah he is. Who else would?

She dies in childbirth, so Jaime "kills" her (at least, enough to fulfill the prophecy) but we end up with another Lannister out of it.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



https://www.instagram.com/p/BWri7IpnbTZ/

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

LanceHunter posted:

She dies in childbirth, so Jaime "kills" her (at least, enough to fulfill the prophecy) but we end up with another Lannister out of it.

No. You'll die in childbirth.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



THE MAN BANG HE OWN AUNT

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Waltzing Along posted:

Yeah he is. Who else would?



Disguised as Jaime :stare:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Nope. It's going to be Jamie. Arya will kill Littlefinger and then do nothing next season.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Sansa will kill littlefinger

Arya will just be a weirdo until next season when she stabs cersei in the heart

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Arya might gently caress Gendry. That's about it.

Popoto
Oct 21, 2012

miaow
personally i cant wait for next season's spec ops team of Thormund, Brienne, The Hound and Arya.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Nigga kill he own sister...shameful nigga

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Tormund and the Hound have an excellent conversation in the next episode. Probably my favourite bit of dialogue in the entire show.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

LanceHunter posted:

She dies in childbirth, so Jaime "kills" her (at least, enough to fulfill the prophecy) but we end up with another Lannister out of it.

so Jamie is going to kill the nights king with his dick :thunk:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

drowned in pussy juice posted:

loving lol at the hound pegging rocks like a oval office

Can someone make a Sandor :drat: only it say "oval office!" please?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Tormund and the Hound have an excellent conversation in the next episode. Probably my favourite bit of dialogue in the entire show.
You're the one they call the dog.
gently caress off.
They told me you were mean. Were you born mean or do you just hate wildlings?
I could give two shits about wildlings...gingers I hate.
Gingers are beautiful. They are kissed by fire. Just like you. (points)
Don't point your loving finger at me.
Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?
I didn't trip, I was pushed.
Ever since you've been mean.
Will you gently caress off.
I don't think you are truly mean. You have sad eyes.
You want to suck my dick, is that it?
Dick?
Cock.
Ah...dick. I like it.
Bet you do.
Nope...it's pussy for me. I have a beauty waiting for me back at Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair. Blue eyes. Tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.
Brienne of Tarth?
You know her?
You're with Brienne of loving Tarth?
Well, i'm not with her...yet. But I see the way she looks at me.
She looks at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?
You do know her.
We've met.
I want to make babies with her. Think of them. Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.
How did a mad fucker like you live this long?
I'm good at killing people.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Waltzing Along posted:

You're the one they call the dog.
gently caress off.
They told me you were mean. Were you born mean or do you just hate wildlings?
I could give two shits about wildlings...gingers I hate.
Gingers are beautiful. They are kissed by fire. Just like you. (points)
Don't point your loving finger at me.
Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?
I didn't trip, I was pushed.
Ever since you've been mean.
Will you gently caress off.
I don't think you are truly mean. You have sad eyes.
You want to suck my dick, is that it?
Dick?
Cock.
Ah...dick. I like it.
Bet you do.
Nope...it's pussy for me. I have a beauty waiting for me back at Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair. Blue eyes. Tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.
Brienne of Tarth?
You know her?
You're with Brienne of loving Tarth?
Well, i'm not with her...yet. But I see the way she looks at me.
She looks at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?
You do know her.
We've met.
I want to make babies with her. Think of them. Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.
How did a mad fucker like you live this long?
I'm good at killing people.

:allears:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Snow Team Six had some really good banter. Would have liked it better if Gendry had stayed and fought with them so he could have another buddy/jokey moment with Jon to really illustrate that they're becoming Super Best Friends Forever. That would also make it more believable for when he inevitably falls in love with Sansa so Jon will be cool with it.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Waltzing Along posted:

You're the one they call the dog.
gently caress off.
They told me you were mean. Were you born mean or do you just hate wildlings?
I could give two shits about wildlings...gingers I hate.
Gingers are beautiful. They are kissed by fire. Just like you. (points)
Don't point your loving finger at me.
Did you trip into the fire when you were a baby?
I didn't trip, I was pushed.
Ever since you've been mean.
Will you gently caress off.
I don't think you are truly mean. You have sad eyes.
You want to suck my dick, is that it?
Dick?
Cock.
Ah...dick. I like it.
Bet you do.
Nope...it's pussy for me. I have a beauty waiting for me back at Winterfell. If I ever get back there. Yellow hair. Blue eyes. Tallest woman you've ever seen. Almost as tall as you.
Brienne of Tarth?
You know her?
You're with Brienne of loving Tarth?
Well, i'm not with her...yet. But I see the way she looks at me.
She looks at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?
You do know her.
We've met.
I want to make babies with her. Think of them. Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world.
How did a mad fucker like you live this long?
I'm good at killing people.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Bert Roberge posted:

Ice Lance is super effective vs. dragons apparently.

A Dragon/Flying pokemon would have a 4x. weakness to ice.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
so whats the limit to the night kings skellyman powers? Can he only raise the most recently deceased? Or can he like, walk past a graveyard and raise the skellymans there?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
I wish he would raise my dead, shriveled penis

These pills are expensive!

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Dany: I like that you're no hero Tyrion. All the men in my life act like retarded heores

Raven: The hot dads and nephews of westeros need a retarded hero

Dany: oh that's me! bye bitch *flap* *screeeee*

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el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

whoflungpoop posted:

Dany: I like that you're no hero Tyrion. All the men in my life act like retarded heores

Raven: The hot dads and nephews of westeros need a retarded hero

Dany: oh that's me! bye bitch *flap* *screeeee*

She made him cry as she was leaving lol

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