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RFC2324 posted:I'm about 90% this is a prostate problem. I was pissing in the bottles because I was depressed, my prostate is fine.
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Only one in the queue today, the subject line is "I secretly record and take photos of my friends and family"quote:This started in my last year of school and continued into university, where I am now. After a friend secretly recorded us discussing ways to cheat on schoolwork (a confession for another day), I thought "hey, I could do that too", and started audio recording conversations throughout the day. Soon I also began to record videos and take photos of people I spent my days around. You could just keep a journal or something
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Aug 16, 2017 12:19
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Recording your conversations with your friends is even better if you smoke a bowl first. Then you can come back to those hilarious jokes and/or deep philosophical discussions when you are sober and truly enjoy them for all they're worth.
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Aug 16, 2017 14:36
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Just have a film crew follow you around everywhere like edtv
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Aug 16, 2017 14:39
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Recording your conversations with your friends is even better if you smoke a bowl first. Then you can come back to those hilarious jokes and/or deep philosophical discussions when you are sober and truly enjoy them for all they're worth. Have you ever tried recording your friends on weeeeeed?!
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Aug 16, 2017 14:45
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Tailored Sauce posted:Just have a film crew follow you around everywhere like edtv 
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Aug 16, 2017 14:49
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number one pta fan posted:I was pissing in the bottles because I was depressed, my prostate is fine. I'm talking about having pissing problems after ejaculating like you described. Pissing in bottles is just gross, no matter how depressed.
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RFC2324 posted:I'm talking about having pissing problems after ejaculating like you described. Pissing in bottles is just gross, no matter how depressed. Or give it a minute. Your bladder muscles contract to keep the semen and urine from mixing or getting some cum backwash in your bladder, so just take a breath and let your subsystems reset
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Aug 16, 2017 22:04
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RFC2324 posted:I'm talking about having pissing problems after ejaculating like you described. Pissing in bottles is just gross, no matter how depressed. yeah thats a weird mental switch dude its normal it takes a weird bit of time and it sometimes differs to get back from  mode to pee mode.
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Aug 16, 2017 22:06
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If you keep recording stuff you're going to end up in a found-footage movie.
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mods namechange to 'cum backwash' plz
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If you keep this up you're going to end up being the the subject of a public radio documentary. You've rejected all external media, all you consume is audio verite memories and photographs. You're a self-satisfying market of one, you have achieved cosmic brain. Congratulations, you have transcended the entire landscape of contemporary media. fruit on the bottom posted:Or give it a minute. Your bladder muscles contract to keep the semen and urine from mixing or getting some cum backwash in your bladder, so just take a breath and let your subsystems reset This is what my GP said. It specifically happens either when I ejaculate before I pee, or I pee and then ejaculate, but I forget which.
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quote:I consider myself a major feminist. I believe the world gets better when women get more rights and opportunities. But, I'm also a creep. I love viewing the pictures of friends and friends of friends on Facebook. Sometimes it's guys I want to live through vicariously. But, it's mostly women. I love admiring their photos. Nothing beats a great close up selfie! Sometimes I miss them even though I don't know them. They're all so beautiful. I daydream about dating them and listening to them tell me about their day and bickering. I have run into the girls I creeped a few times and it was terrifying. I worried they knew I was a creep and were scared of me. I feel so guilty and disgusting. With that being said, I don't mind when I get creeped. I actually fantasize about it and consider it flattering. I keep all the sensitive stuff private anyways. I need more friends. I'm by most definitions a bad feminist but I don't really think you need to worry that much about being weird in private invalidating your political beliefs quote:I want to make it clear I condemn the actions of the so-called alt-right/white supremacist rallythis past weekend. I condemn it because they are all cowards. People like Cantwell brag to Vice about the multiple guns they brought along, but then he breaks down crying after facing resistance and publishes it for the world to see. Nazis are fundamentally cowards and self-loathers. There'd be no need to devote so much effort to macho posturing and scary-looking imagery etc if you weren't primarily concerned with puffing yourself up. It's an escapist fantasy for insecure twerps to daydream about the world As It Should Be where everyone treats them with the respect they feel they are due.
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yo anon two, Are you just condemning them for being cowards or are you actually condemning white supremacy, because "We need to be working behind the scenes and only reveal our true beliefs once the american public can't do anything about it." sounds like you are a racist shithead.
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loquacius posted:We need to be working behind the scenes and only reveal our true beliefs once the american public can't do anything about it.
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Aug 17, 2017 15:15
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Can you not post poo poo like anon two that is literally advocating for the Nazis to be more violent? "I'd have more respect for them if they opened fire with their guns" isn't poo poo I want to be reading.
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Aug 17, 2017 15:24
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White power goon sounds scared. I don't blame him though. They've been saying "bleeding heart libs" were pussies for decades and now they're finding out that they'll meet violence with violence, And not only that, but they're winning.
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WampaLord posted:Can you not post poo poo like anon two that is literally advocating for the Nazis to be more violent? holy poo poo you get triggered easily
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Solice Kirsk posted:White power goon sounds scared. I don't blame him though. They've been saying "bleeding heart libs" were pussies for decades and now they're finding out that they'll meet violence with violence, And not only that, but they're winning. I think the Nazis are up one actually
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Aug 17, 2017 15:32
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I'm upset at some of the anonymous confessions I've been reading here. Please don't post them.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think the Nazis are up one actually It's not the body count, it's the narrative.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think the Nazis are up one actually Ha!
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like a cigarette should posted:I'm upset at some of the anonymous confessions I've been reading here. Please don't post them. People have asked for murder feshes not to be posted, this is the same sort of request.
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Solice Kirsk posted:White power goon sounds scared. I don't blame him though. They've been saying "bleeding heart libs" were pussies for decades and now they're finding out that they'll meet violence with violence, And not only that, but they're winning.  The right-wing tendency to act victimized at the slightest inconvenience reveals a lot about their true mindset. Look at the RWM response to antifa. They're terrified.fruit on the bottom posted:I think the Nazis are up one actually Hitting a woman with a car is, among other things, a super bitch move WampaLord posted:Can you not post poo poo like anon two that is literally advocating for the Nazis to be more violent? Considering everything that's already happening I'm not too worried about signal-boosting I wouldn't worry anyway, he's a coward by definition as covered in my response.
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I think you should post the murder ones too to be honest. I think most of those were written by the same goon since it's always revealed in the last sentence or so that *dramatic music stinger he was actually a murderer!
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think the Nazis are up one actually The two cops that died subtract two though
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WampaLord posted:Can you not post poo poo like anon two that is literally advocating for the Nazis to be more violent? that would be wonderful actually, since it would result in the entire group getting Ruby Ridge'd
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got any sevens posted:The two cops that died subtract two though Oh right. We need to standardize the scoring system.
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Common Core at work folks.
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It's more like a Capture the Flag match, so k/d ratios don't really matter.
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got any sevens posted:The two cops that died subtract two though We dont know who actually flew the drone into them though.
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got any sevens posted:The two cops that died subtract two though Oh man now I don't know what to think
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quote:I consider myself a major feminist. I believe the world gets better when women get more rights and opportunities. But, I'm also a creep. I love viewing the pictures of friends and friends of friends on Facebook. Sometimes it's guys I want to live through vicariously. But, it's mostly women. I love admiring their photos. Nothing beats a great close up selfie! Sometimes I miss them even though I don't know them. They're all so beautiful. I daydream about dating them and listening to them tell me about their day and bickering. I have run into the girls I creeped a few times and it was terrifying. I worried they knew I was a creep and were scared of me. I feel so guilty and disgusting. With that being said, I don't mind when I get creeped. I actually fantasize about it and consider it flattering. I keep all the sensitive stuff private anyways. I need more friends. There is nothing wrong with fantasizing about beautiful women you may or may not know, nor is there anything wrong with imagining yourself as someone you perceive as superior to you. Look at all of their pictures and jack it as hard as you can, as much as you can, all you want. But when you meet them in real life, remember one simple thing: No one can read your mind. EDIT: Unless you're acting guilty and disgusted around them, they may pick up on that. The Mighty Moltres fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Aug 17, 2017 |
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yo rear end is grass posted:There is nothing wrong with fantasizing about beautiful women you may or may not know, nor is there anything wrong with imagining yourself as someone you perceive as superior to you. He's scheduled to receive the telepathy implant on Friday, didn't you get the memo? Check your subconscious for unread messages
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quote:I've been developing a problem with negative thoughts intruding into every interaction I make. It's like there's a constant voice repeating "you're nothing, you're nobody" and it intensifies the closer someone gets to me. Many times recently I have to excuse myself to a bathroom or whatever and hit myself in the head to make it stop. This is obviously not conducive to friendship and I honestly haven't had a friend in about 7 years. Everyone avoids me because if I have to say anything more than the most basic practiced lines I need to leave and regain my composure, but by then they have concluded I'm "weird" and want nothing to do with me. That's not how therapy works at all. Psychiatrists are the kind of doctor who diagnose you and prescribe drugs, not therapists. Therapists just help you talk through your poo poo. Telling a patient that he or she is crazy is not something a professional will do under any circumstances. I recommend you go see one and talk through your poo poo, because your situation seems kind of unsustainable. Even if you do see a psychiatrist, though, it turns out the next fesh in the queue is a celebrity endorsement: quote:I sent in a fesh ages ago. HH posted it. Quick recap: my uncle was my hero, my family moved in with him and my aunt, my uncle molested my very ill younger brother, aaaaand I may have also been molested but I don't really know for sure. Glad you're feeling better  Definitely keep trying to get lined up with a therapist, though; the best treatment involves both strategies.
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the best therapy is a dark room and some psychedelics but he is probably some straight edge loser on top of it all, some people got no luck
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If you're looking for a good read on complex PTSD and the role of a psychiatrist or therapist and what their specific goals, rules, and challenges are in assisting patients I would highly recommend Trauma and Recovery: The Aftermath of Violence by Judith Herman. It was suggested by a relative of mine in relation to my own experiences through childhood and has been extremely enlightening. Screeching "get therapy" into the void isn't always the best answer, especially when someone doesn't exactly know why they need help. Compound that with often ill defined initial or long term goals, or therapists who have given a patient prior poor experiences through their own ignorance as to what is ailing someone from a diagnostic perspective; it is no small wonder that many people avoid continuing to go to a mental health provider or are initially resistant. Not to mention the actual monetary cost, but that's a discussion for another time. Therapy does help, I'll attest to that. But it's more than just bam, go talk it out with someone and you're magically cured. Sometimes trauma is severely deep rooted and it takes years of effort to merely be able to define what is wrong, let alone cope with it and "get better". Anyway, I'm digressing. Good luck goons who need therapy! Everyone deserves a brighter future. 
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quote:Basically when I was 19 I severe social anxiety to the point where my throat was basically close up if I interacted with anyone who wasn't my immediate family. One day, I woke up sick as a dog, couldn't leave bed, just slept the entire day. Turns out, some guests of my parents had arrived over that day and because the weather took a turn for the worst, they had to stay the night. I consider myself to have at least mild social anxiety but I've never been so terrified of someone hearing me get up to use the bathroom that I consider climbing out a window before finally making GBS threads in a bag in my room quote:drat, anyone see Donald Trumps WH Communications Director...anyone else fantasize about doing nasty, depraved stuff to her? drat, she's fine You watch your mouth, that's Mike Huckabee's daughter  e: wait nvm I just looked it up and he's talking about Mooch's replacement Hope Hicks who I think must have been picked specifically because she is hot as hell, because there's not a whole lot of other reasons to hire a 28-year-old as WH communications director.
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