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Stunt_enby: Feb 6, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Seen earlier:

keep your racist bullshit to the racist bullshit thread, please

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# ? May 15, 2024 01:48

Leroy Dennui: Aug 9, 2014; Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Seen earlier:

Better do as he says, his words are backed... with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

# ? Aug 14, 2017 14:43

Carrion Luggage: Nov 24, 2006

Stuntman posted:

keep your racist bullshit to the racist bullshit thread, please

white guy spotted

# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:01

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Stuntman posted:

keep your racist bullshit to the racist bullshit thread, please

hahahaha did you teleport from old gbs loving loooool

# ? Aug 14, 2017 15:21

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

If you don't give FB enough information about yourself, it just starts recommending pages that your relatives have liked.

Ah, remember when Grandma used to make giant pans of brown/yellow-colored slop in food service pans over the ol' warming table? Well this group of 55,000(!) people remember.

# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:47

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:02

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

idgi

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:08

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

#snapdragon
bitchs

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:10

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Why does a lighter need a qualcomm chip?

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:18

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Wait maybe it's a reference to some of the chips overheating? P unfunny and esoteric

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:21

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

You will truly be missed, Mildred. You were a real one.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:51

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

His wife lol

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:58

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

That's really sad, actually

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:58

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

pillsburysoldier posted:

That's really sad, actually

Nobody loving died dude

# ? Aug 15, 2017 04:58

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

What happened county or rehab

# ? Aug 15, 2017 05:00

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Blue Train posted:

What happened county or rehab

His wife lol

# ? Aug 15, 2017 05:01

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

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Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

Hell yeah Chris

# ? Aug 15, 2017 07:40

I Was The Fury: Oct 19, 2012; Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I'm confused, is mildred a man whose wife lol?
Is mildred an old as gently caress lady as the name suggests?

# ? Aug 15, 2017 07:45

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

TheMostFrench posted:

Jesus the second policeman literally pulls the window out of the frame and it shatters to pieces in his hands.
Is that how you know you're ready for retirement? "Some guy is quoting laws at me again *unsheathes tazer and sighs*"

Cops are very wary/aggressive with them cause sov cits have a nasty habit of making themselves into cop killers at the drop of a hat.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 08:13

Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Cops are very wary/aggressive with them cause sov cits have a nasty habit of making themselves into cop killers at the drop of a hat.

That's dumb. I read somewhere in GBS that if you act violent with people who are known to be violent with people like you then that will just make them more violent to you so you should just let them do whatever

# ? Aug 15, 2017 08:19

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Seen earlier:

You'll pay for this in time.
*instructs armed forces to remove the bobs pics from the Louvre, Parthenon, and hide them in secret bunkers*

# ? Aug 15, 2017 08:36

Buttcoin purse: Apr 24, 2014

Volcott posted:

Why does a lighter need a qualcomm chip?

You clearly don't get the Internet of Things.

Neither do I.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 10:22

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Streak posted:

Hell yeah Chris

# ? Aug 15, 2017 16:35

Dang It Bhabhi!: May 27, 2004; ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Edit: nm this lady is just a scary loon.

# ? Aug 16, 2017 04:27

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

I Was The Fury posted:

I'm confused, is mildred a man whose wife lol?
Is mildred an old as gently caress lady as the name suggests?

Mildred is the mother of a man who's wife wont let M-I-L see her grandkids because reasons and the M-I-L(Mildred) is being melodramatic

# ? Aug 16, 2017 04:32

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Mildred will add you
Touch the poop

# ? Aug 16, 2017 23:23

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

# ? Aug 16, 2017 23:28

BlankIsBeautiful: Apr 4, 2008; Feeling a little inadequate?

Candlelight Virgil posted:

I just finished Hatered. Now I just need to take the test so I can get my Hater's license.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 02:48

Scrotum Modem: Sep 12, 2014

so sad

# ? Aug 17, 2017 17:48

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

so sad

I've had the Facebook phone app post comments or links on entirely different posts than intended, so I can cut this lady a bit of slack.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 17:54

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

Joe Mama Poonana posted:

so sad

# ? Aug 17, 2017 17:54

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Just been sittin around doin tattoos on myself

# ? Aug 17, 2017 20:04

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Da gently caress is a January guy.

Also was waiting for Da mothafuckin sharezone. Was disappointed.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 20:08

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Bombadilillo posted:

Da gently caress is a January guy.

Also was waiting for Da mothafuckin sharezone. Was disappointed.

It's unironic serious sharezone

# ? Aug 17, 2017 20:18

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

As an October guy, I can shave your balls or eat em
Touch my tip to yours or skin em
Bounce titties on the glass or leave em
Da share zone.shirtstore.gov

# ? Aug 17, 2017 20:19