Comic Strip Megathread XVII: I have a special recipe (cackle-cackle)

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Tiggum: Oct 24, 2007; Your life and your quest end here.

Aardmania posted:

Dick Tracy

That is a terrible lie. It's so easy to check. Just say you're doing it for a YouTube thing or something. No one will even be surprised when it falls through and never appears anywhere.

Johnny Walker posted:

The Phantom

This comic hasn't been very good lately, but that first panel is really cool.

EasyEW posted:

Sally Forth

Lemonade mix? Isn't American lemonade just lemon juice, sugar and water?

# ? Aug 17, 2017 06:44

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# ? May 29, 2024 05:38

Good Listener: Sep 2, 2006; Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool

This Funky Winkerbean is messing with me as to why they're holding it in Centerville if they're supposed to be near Cleveland. Centerville is by Dayton. You're the wrong direction from your fake Northern Ohio town dammit!

# ? Aug 17, 2017 09:16

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis

Arlo and Janis Classic (October 31, 1995)

Garfield Classic (October 31, 1985)

# ? Aug 17, 2017 11:01

Strontium: Aug 28, 2009; Dexter didn't much care for the party.

Intelligent Life

Take It From the Tinkersons

Dark Side of the Horse

Viivi & Wagner

# ? Aug 17, 2017 11:49

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Manuel Calavera posted:

Even Adams, McEldowney, Riddick, or Holbrook at times? It's the pantheon of comic crimes. Nevermind Lester.

Not the whole strip, the character. I hate that stupid lovely nerd so much

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:17

My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

Barry is a child, unlike the characters who base their whole identity on summer blockbusters and easily digested pop culture.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:43

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

kidcoelacanth posted:

Not the whole strip, the character. I hate that stupid lovely nerd so much

Same here, every time I see that loving aint-it-cool-news golem and his doughy turd of a wife, and especially if they're depicted, like, mid-step trundling their worthless asses down some blank expense of a hallway, I want something terrible to happen to them

# ? Aug 17, 2017 13:54

Kennel: May 1, 2008; BAWWW-UNH!

Nancy

Dustin

Mandrake

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:00

Indolent Bastard: Oct 26, 2007; I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:20

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Kennel posted:

Nancy

Gilchrist just drew human fingers on those crabs. And it's goddamn horrifying.

Indolent Bastard posted:

This joke rules.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:23

ssb: Feb 16, 2006; WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!

Green Intern posted:

Gilchrist ~~just drew human fingers on those crabs. And it's~~ goddamn horrifying.

Unrelated, I really miss Tina's Groove

# ? Aug 17, 2017 14:31

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Tiggum posted:

Lemonade mix? Isn't American lemonade just lemon juice, sugar and water?

Lemonade mix is basically powdered lemon and sweeteners, just add water.

Rhymes with Orange

Pros and Cons

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:04

Digamma-F-Wau: Mar 22, 2016; It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Fleep

Pluggers

random Pluggers (07/10/14)

# ? Aug 17, 2017 15:39

Transmodiar: Jul 9, 2005; You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Modesty Blaise

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:47

treasureplane: Jul 12, 2008; throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

King Aroo (March 24, 1952)

Nancy (May 11, 1944)

Wash Tubbs (January 8, 1930)

Gasoline Alley (February 6, 1924)

Lil' Abner (October 6, 1937)

Barney Google (February 7, 1923)

Alley Oop (May 9, 1934)

# ? Aug 17, 2017 16:54

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Kennel posted:

Dustin

What an odd thing to say while opening a jar.

Tiggum posted:

Lemonade mix? Isn't American lemonade just lemon juice, sugar and water?

Sure it is. But for fans of lovely instant garbage, we also have this lovely instant garbage:

And we also have this lovely garbage:

# ? Aug 17, 2017 17:20

Green Intern: Dec 29, 2008; Loon, Crazy and Laughable

treasureplane posted:

Wash Tubbs (January 8, 1930)

This is great! :allears:

# ? Aug 17, 2017 17:31

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kidcoelacanth posted:

Not the whole strip, the character. I hate that stupid lovely nerd so much

I stand by my point. Or there's modern Nancy.

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

One Big Happy

Foob

Compu-Toon

Bizarro

Dilbert

# ? Aug 17, 2017 19:54

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Heathcliff

Piranha Club

Dick Tracy

Judge Parker

9 Chickweed Lane

# ? Aug 17, 2017 20:36

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

This guy in Judge Parker is my new favorite character.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:33

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

Someone pointed it out earlier, but pretty sure the Judge Parker guy has been on an Archer binge lately.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:36

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Julet Esqu posted:

And we also have this lovely garbage:

Luann is reminding me a lot of Mr B Natural here and not in a way I enjoy.

F Minus

Mark Trail

Mary Worth

What adult man could possibly want to be with an attractive college-age woman?

The Phantom

Pooch Cafe

Rex Morgan MD

Is it creepy to anyone else that these two apparently never even make a sound?

Apartment 3-G

Wish I could see that Sunday. I'm not prepared to try to sift through a bunch of newspapers to do it though, and I don't know how else to find it.

Edit: It would be September 19, 1971, if anyone is interested.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:37

someone awful.: Sep 7, 2007

Johnny Walker posted:

Luann is reminding me a lot of Mr B Natural here and not in a way I enjoy.

Thanks, now I can't unsee it either.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:42

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Vargo posted:

Hey crew, just a reminder that I'm taking off tomorrow for a few days, any chance some of you could pick up my slack with comic-posting so I don't have to do a megapost when I get back would be great.

I try to keep it going for a few days for you, Vargo. Hopefully I won't get too busy myself and forget or whatever.

BC

Phoebe and Her Unicorn

Baldo

Wizard of Id

Big Nate

Curtis

[b]Baby Blues[/]

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:43

Aardmania: Jan 1, 2007; Ruining newspapers since 1993.; Shredded Hen

Johnny Walker posted:

Apartment 3-G

Wish I could see that Sunday. I'm not prepared to try to sift through a bunch of newspapers to do it though, and I don't know how else to find it.

Edit: It would be September 19, 1971, if anyone is interested.

Bombshell found (taken from the Carbondale Southern Illinoisan):

edit: found a better source.

Aardmania fucked around with this message at 22:11 on Aug 17, 2017

# ? Aug 17, 2017 21:57

Hoover Dam: Jun 17, 2003; red white and blue forever

Manuel Calavera posted:

I stand by my point. Or there's modern Nancy.

Family Circus

Rose is Rose

IF THE KID IS NEITHER DISABLED NOR ON A BOAT, THEY NEED TO LEARN TO SWIM, NOT WEAR A LIFE JACKET

# ? Aug 17, 2017 22:40

TofuDiva: Aug 22, 2010; Playin' Possum; Muldoon

I need a little Ballard Street binge today. How about you?

I'll try to keep posting them. Ballard Street for our times.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 22:50

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

TofuDiva posted:

Very accusatory. The Street is normally so accepting.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 22:52

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Flash Gordon

2002 Spiderman

The Amazing Mole Man
...isn't up yet. Oops.

As penance, have some old Tina's Groove:

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD

Is it creepy to anyone else that these two apparently never even make a sound?

I find it more creepy that this woman's thought process was: "I'm dying, and I want my son in a good home. I'll go see my childhood friend who I haven't seen in 20 years, because I remember her parents being okay so she's probably also an okay parent. And surely she'll just take my kid no questions asked."

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:06

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Manuel Calavera posted:

One Big Happy

You've been Charlie Browned, you little poo poo.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:07

Julet Esqu: May 6, 2007

Aardmania posted:

Bombshell found (taken from the Carbondale Southern Illinoisan):

edit: found a better source.

Amazing how a little shading makes her look way less like a drug addict.

Also I hope Bart has a lovely relationship with his kid and regrets it for all of his days.

ETA: LOVE Margo's shoes.

Julet Esqu fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Aug 18, 2017

# ? Aug 17, 2017 23:58

Slammy: Mar 30, 2011; Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

Johnny Walker posted:

F Minus

Awwwwwwww.

It Was Only a Dream Midsummer Day Dreams(click for huge)

And He Did. (December, 1916)

Outbursts of Everett True (March, 1917)

Doings of the Duffs. (December, 1918, click for big)

Fritzi Ritz (November, 1922, click for big)

The Gay Thirties (November, 1935, click for big))

Bad move, Babyhead.

They'll Fat Shame Every Time (November, 1940, click for big)

Dick Tracy (March, 1941, click for big)

Mopsy (April, 1941)

Wait, wait wait.. THIS can't be the reference, can it?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Way_of_a_Man_with_a_Maid

Archie (April, 1956, click for big)

Marmaduke (July, 1959)

Mr. Tweedy (July, 1970, click for big)

Feiffer (1974, click for big)

Andy Capp (January, 1972, click for big)

Wee Pals (March, 1972, click for big)

Slammy fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Aug 18, 2017

# ? Aug 18, 2017 00:27

Hobnob: Feb 23, 2006; Ursa Adorandum

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

random Pluggers (07/10/14)

But.. you're a hen and a dog, wearing clothes. Why is this surprising to you?

# ? Aug 18, 2017 00:49

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Slammy posted:

They'll Fat Shame Every Time (November, 1940, click for big)

dayumm that gurrl is THICC :100: : sweatdrops:

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:19

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Slammy posted:

And He Did. (December, 1916)

Outbursts of Everett True (March, 1917)

Disappointed that this Everett True wasn't about him beating up a guy who threw a cake at him.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:17

FrumpleOrz: Feb 12, 2014; Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.

The Lockhorns

Brewster Rockit Space Guy

On The Fastrack

Safe Havens

Kevin & Kell

Mother Goose & Grimm

Hagar The Horrible I guess Helga just reads the thesaurus like a novel???

Old New Yorker Cartoons

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:11

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth

What adult man could possibly want to be with an attractive college-age woman?

Good lord she's a loving idiot.

The Classic Dinette Set is gearing up for an appearance on /r/iamverysmart.

Working Daze is sittin' on top of the world.

Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is better than electrocuting an elephant, I guess.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:26

EasyEW: Mar 8, 2006; I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.