NFL Preseason Week 2 GDT: Cutler Don't Care

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Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Getting first downs is pretty cool

poo poo that was a great throw, Evans should have caught that

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:53

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# ? Jun 2, 2024 19:40

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

gruden making GBS threads on bort is great

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:54

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

I made too much preseason popcorn, what should I do with the leftovers? It's just lightly oiled and salted.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:55

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Ugghhhhh

https://twitter.com/FourVerts/status/898346004159713280

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:56

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAA! AAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAA!

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:58

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Lol Jameis

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:58

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

What in the

Take the sack dummy

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:59

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

FFS Jameis, knock that poo poo off

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:59

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

That was so goddamn Winston of him.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:59

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

lol bailed out by the refs.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:00

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Even Dougie's like "Yeah that was pretty loving dumb. I dunno man "

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:00

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Was his elbow down?

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:00

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

yeah that was a pretty terrible drat idea

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:00

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

wandler20 posted:

lol bailed out by the refs.

Idgaf, it's pre-season, it wouldn't count either way

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:01

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

If that was a completion to Tampa it would have stood as a TD, which is dumb.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:01

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Is anyone else seeing an advert for the beer haveny swill of Asheville?

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:02

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/898349127427268609

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:03

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

I'm very much refreshed by this return to jaguars football with all it's nauseous lumps

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:05

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Suspect Bucket posted:

I made too much preseason popcorn, what should I do with the leftovers? It's just lightly oiled and salted.

Put it in an airtight container and save it for lunch or a late-afternoon snack tomorrow. Or just hang on to it until Netflix drops the Defenders at midnight I think.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:05

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Allen Robinson is gonna choke Bortles.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:06

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Hey guys

Guys

Guys

The Jaguars are bad.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:06

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Who the gently caress's this punter. Where's Anger?

Edit: HE'S A BUC NOW?!? WHAT THW DUCM

\/\/ Yeah, I know! Him and Scobee were the highlights of the team two years ago.

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Aug 18, 2017

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:10

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Suspect Bucket posted:

Who the gently caress's this punter. Where's Anger?

Edit: HE'S A BUC NOW?!?

Yup and he's loving awesome. For a punter.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:11

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

That near interception went SWIMMINGLY!

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:14

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

For some reason I am getting Tampa and Jax instead of Balt and Miami, which sucks. What's worse is this freeking dud they have in the booth with Gruden. This guy is so bad, no wonder ESPN is losing money like DeLorean Motorcars

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:15

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Hey hey! Thanks Anger!

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:16

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

I am really having trouble getting excited at all for this Bills/Eagles game. Just sloppy by everyone.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:18

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Henne looks decent. Receivers not so much.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:22

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Jags suck no matter what

Complain about their QB, Hennewagon throws 2 perfect strikes for TD's and they drop both

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:22

Benne: Sep 2, 2011; STOP DOING HEROIN

The Jags are so loving sad

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:22

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

The Jags are insanely bad. How are they this bad after drafting top 5 for like a decade?

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:22

Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Jags are such fuckin garbage

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:22

Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Only 130 days until Xmas and discount London Jaguars apparel

\/\/ develop a sense of humor and hatred of the successful /\/

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Aug 18, 2017

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:27

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

What do you even do with the jags

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:31

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

the jags own

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:31

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

How is it spot of the fumble and not where it was recovered?

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:32

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

It's been over 40 minutes of football and the Eagles still don't have a third down conversion

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:32

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

The Jags are insanely bad. How are they this bad after drafting top 5 for like a decade?

Jaguar first rounders (2005-15):

Matt Jones
Marcedes Lewis
Reggie Nelson
Derrick Harvey
Eugene Monroe
Tyson Alualu
Blaine Gabbert
Justin Blackmon
Luke Joeckel
Blake Bortles
Dante Fowler

corn on the cop fucked around with this message at 02:36 on Aug 18, 2017

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:33

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Joey Freshwater posted:

How is it spot of the fumble and not where it was recovered?

The Holy Roller Rule. Fumbling team cannot recover and advance the ball inside of 2min

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:34

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Eagles announcers are now discussing their favorite Bruce Springsteen song.

Yep. It's preseason.

There have been 20 penalties this game. Good lord.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:34

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