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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



nah its good, never have to means you can have a good sleep if you want but not feel groggy if its short

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/898303815178346498


actual laugh out loud lol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


i'd rather do either if it meant they were still alive :(

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

my dad needs a good slappin'

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.
Romance Novel titles:

https://medium.com/towards-data-science/romance-novels-generated-by-artificial-intelligence-1b31d9c872b2


The best are the "failures":

A Risk Worth Dad
Glord in the Dark
The Juggers
Can’t Good
Seeping Baby Man
Never Happened
I Hate the Marine
Romancy Heart
Uncristible
Undercover Movercum
Captive Something Bachelor
A Perfect Giantess
Falling for Her Doorstep
Nookan’s Buttymance
Crassion
Crom Pregnancy Hospital

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i'm crom pregnancy hospital

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHfE682mm3c

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



nookan's buttmancer :iiniku:

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Coward posted:

Romance Novel titles:

https://medium.com/towards-data-science/romance-novels-generated-by-artificial-intelligence-1b31d9c872b2


The best are the "failures":

A Risk Worth Dad
Glord in the Dark
The Juggers
Can’t Good
Seeping Baby Man
Never Happened
I Hate the Marine
Romancy Heart
Uncristible
Undercover Movercum
Captive Something Bachelor
A Perfect Giantess
Falling for Her Doorstep
Nookan’s Buttymance
Crassion
Crom Pregnancy Hospital

I don't know what you're talking about the rest of these are also amazing

Mediterranean Baby
The Baby Pregnancy
The Baby Barbarian
Blackmailed Baby
The Greek Baby Boss
Becoming the Baby Count
The Baby Doctor Seduction
Mistress Man’s Baby
Secret Secret Baby
The Surgeon’s Baby Surgeon
Pregnant for the Rage
Double Baby
A Irresistible Good Baby

His Pregnant Prince
The Sheikh’s Marriage Sheriff
Purter the Playboy
The Prince’s Virgin’s Virgin
Storm Jake
The Consultant Count
Virgin Viking
The Prince’s Round Brothers
Prince Dad Sheikh?
Butterfly Earl
Sin Secret Ray
Count Sergei’s Proposal
The English Millionaire Investigator
The Sheikh’s Convenient Desires

Mistress Wife
Husband Bride
Marriage Valley
Her Marriage Marriage
The Husband Man
Missingbroom Bride
The Man’s Marriage Touch
The Billionaire’s Marriage Valley
The Savage Bride
Consultant Bride

Surgery by the Sea
The Strange Consultant Surgeon
The Doctor’s Children’s Proposal
The Man for Dr. Husband
Dear Dr. High-Kungly Seductive Mistake
My, Hot Doctor
Surgery Seduction

Winning for Christmas
Christmas of the Year
Christmas Pregnant Paradise
Christmas with her Blackmail
Desert Santa
The Santa Wife
Impossible Santa Wife
The Boss’s Secret Conspiration to Christmas Wish
Mission: Christmas to Knith

Forbidden Texas, Texan
Midwife Cowpoke
Pregnant Cow
Cattle Lover
Under the Cowboy
In the Mountain for the Tender Seduction

The Sexy Affair
Dangerously! Seduction
Private Part
Inheritance Sex
The Sex Lovers
Naked Hot Ranger
The Virgin Date of Sexy
Sex Revenge

The Blood!
Sob Over the Boss
Married in Fear
Christmas By Fear
Hot Fearhaper

Coward
Sep 10, 2009

I say we take off and surrender unconditionally from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure



.
I really liked all of them, I guess I was just upset that Crom Pregnancy Hospital was considered a failure.

Pregnant for the Rage is beautiful, as is The Sheikh’s Convenient Desires which just makes me happy that the Sheikh was thoughtful enough to have desires that could be properly accommodated for everyone.

pray for my aunt
Feb 13, 2012

14980c8b8a96fd9e279796a61cf82c9c
Private Part is genius.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

The Blood! is some primo Garth Marenghi poo poo.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
Edit: Deleted because I'm paranoid. Great AmIRiteBot post that could probably be interpreted by someone as a violent threat.

Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Aug 18, 2017

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
This summer Adam Sandler is Seeping Baby Man.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

e: nah

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

big scary monsters posted:

This summer Adam Sandler is Seeping Baby Man.

yeah but whats the movie called?

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME
*lifts shirt to show scars*

Got this one in Operation Desert Santa

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Murderion posted:

*lifts shirt to show scars*

Got this one in Operation Desert Santa

i served in that one in counterintelligence, we were called operation secret santa

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Murderion posted:

*lifts shirt to show scars*

Got this one in Operation Desert Santa

Trig Discipline posted:

i served in that one in counterintelligence, we were called operation secret santa

you guys when are we celebrating pregnat santa

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
I fed the Hay Kranen Markov chain text generator the Billboard list of #1 country singles from 1944-present, and am really impressed with the results.

I got a surprising number of plausible country song titles that don't closely resemble any of the songs on the list:

Blue Side of the Golden Roses
I'm Gonna Miss My Favorite Knight
Carolinally
Nobody County
Fifteen Years Out of My Mind
Sugar Ache
I Wouldn't Kiss Me
Divorce Me Back Again
Say Your Heart Breaks Your Mind
I'm Feelin' Sold On a Country World

Some others that could be raunchy alt-country songs:

Honky Tonkin' of a Teenage Queen
I Could Get Used Tonight
Settle for Grass
Moanin' Right
Diggin' My Hand
I Done It on the Whole U.S.A.
Why Not in You
Living in My Wife
My Baby's Got Your Color

Several that were mocking/sarcastic:

Not a Song
No One Needs to Boogie
Too Good at Drums
Heartbreaky Heart
Honky Mountain
Crazy American God Time

And plenty of glorious, glorious nonsense:

Please Honk Angel
Dirt Heartbeats
Where Do I Put Her Shoes Down
Strip to Hurt Her Shoes
'Til I Get Pretty Arms
Old Flat Tequila Man
Beer Shotgun Rain
Daddy Fried in Love
Bye, Bye Back Hole
I Wonder Do I Get Thing
If I Have the Watermelon Will I Be Cowboy
Everybody's Had the Rainman
Lose a Brown in Lovin'
Fooke a Bed
What's Alaska
Soldier's Dancy Falls
T-Shirty of Me
A Man from Lovin' Only the Red-Nosed Reindeer
When I Unlove You Love (The Guitar of the Cowboys)
The Darlitzer Pill Have Got My Balls
Don't Not Breathe Bird Road
Bye Broad Dog

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I was going to make a weed strain generator but discovered they already exist

http://straingenerator.com/

http://weednamemaker.com/

I'm Indoor Outdoor Poison.

quote:

Cali Plasma OG is a hybrid strain of Cannabis with an average of 18% THC when grown in ideal conditions.

Flavors used to describe the taste of this strain include:

grass
sweet
cheese
citrus
grape
Cali Plasma OG is fairly hearty; the plant will grow just about anywhere, it will thrive in DWC.

Cali Plasma OG is very tall (200cm+) and should only be grown outdoors.

Patience will reward you when it comes to growing Cali Plasma OG. It may take as much as 13-15 weeks in flowering before harvest, but the potency will be well worth the wait.

quote:

Pineapple Warlord Kush is an indica-dominant hybrid strain of Cannabis with an average of 19% THC when grown in ideal conditions.

Flavors commonly associated with this strain include:

earthy
lemon
skunk
citrus
pine
Pineapple Warlord Kush is fairly hearty; the plant will grow just about anywhere, it will thrive in DWC.

As most would expect, Pineapple Warlord Kush grows to be fairly tall, 200cm+, and should not be grown indoors.

An average flowering time of 9-11 weeks is to be expected of this strain.

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Rollersnake posted:

Fifteen Years Out of My Mind
found the alt-right song

also I'm honky mountain

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/164560090962/new-my-little-ponies-designed-by-neural-network

please select your new pony avatar

Clotter
Raspberry Turd
Blueberry Pants
Benny Sweat
Parpy Stink
Blue Cuss
Groan
Rear Pony
Lace Crunk
Rade Slime
Derdy Star
Swill Brick
Colona
Pocky Mire
Hoofed Snarch
Apple Ronch
Trowel Pony
Smanky Hank
Princess Sweat

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
I used torch-rnn and an IMDB dataset to generate movie titles and actor names

it generated some interesting titles

quote:

Donk Troo
Bun Hor
The Gout: Adage in Minacoar
Gack the Hark of the Ren
My Balk
The Gurk
Tha Man Might't Psecthial
Dood
Kanchucks
Jame Suctner's of Dorm.
Rath
The Feartman
Rambo.
Ishon-Man: One 9V Dart
Back Fart
Blood Zooker
Good Roiner
American Draguelet Harl
The Serk
Zoot
The Home!
A Bee Mon 3D
Dcan by the Tings and the Ferret: Agred's Futhen's Moottleys
Pay Take
King of Heart
Get Pine
Bry with the Best
House of Perven
The Love
Brothers
Zrothors
Star Tith
Looleymotty

I wasn't as impressed with the actor names

quote:

rk
Rip Sug
Zeth Marz
Bill Rails
Renzel Falte
John Rox
Leonardo
Ty Zuck
Matt Thooy
Rexy Thommorpo
Kirsten-
Leslap Brung
Gina Rooch
Hamed Wultor
J.K. Ciron oolis
Jon-o Kriver
Standen Oliver Hack
Tom Hanksick
E. Impier

thats just the ones i found decent. heres more:
https://pastebin.com/qUkzGNPc
https://pastebin.com/FdEWEfPi

Maximum Planck
Feb 16, 2012

the algorithm... it is evolving...
https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/901610247026089984
https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/900296585199984640
https://twitter.com/youtubeartifact/status/901746142693789699

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben
I love how many of these turn out looking like Francis Bacon portraits.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
that second one is crash bandicoot with a blonde pompadour

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Podima posted:

that second one is crash bandicoot with a blonde pompadour

ayy lmao

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/MagicRealismBot/status/902127360450879488

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


:eyepop:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Would have been prophetic if it was posted a year ago.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I scraped erowid and made some drugbots. Gonna combine them with some other text to make something interesting I guess? For now here's what I've got:

LSD

quote:

Mind on whatever I was already pretty well because it was swinging violently back and realized that life changing thoughts running through cities and all speech thereafter, completely unintelligible to me. I tried to teach you. Your vision is so incredible.

quote:

Mirror to see that... I was tripping. I think I might remember it, it is something we all originate from nothing.

DMT

quote:

Basement. I muttered 'Man, I've been in. It was too large for my doobie.

quote:

Hand grew and grew to love myself.

Peyote

quote:

Minute, motion.

quote:

How is the topic of conversation or the pungent smoke that permeated everything.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the latest lewisandquark is real good

"A neural network invents diseases you don’t want to get"

quote:

Much Esophageal Eneetems
Vomania
Poisonicteria Disease
Eleumathromass
Sexurasoma Ear
Allergic Antibody
Insect Sculs
Poison Poison Tishues
Complex Disease

quote:

Ear Poop
Orgly Disease
Cussitis
Occult Finger
Fallblading
Ankle Bladders
Fungle Pain
Cold Gloating
Twengies
Loon Eye
Catdullitis
Black Bote Headache
Excessive Woot Sweating
Teenagerna Vain Syndrome
Defentious Disorders
Punglnormning
Cell Conduction
Hammon Expressive Foot
Liver Bits
Clob
Sweating,Sweating,Excessive
Balloblammus
Metal Ringworm
Eye Stools
Hoot Injury
Hoin and Sponster
Teenager’s Diarey
Eat Cancer
Cancer of the Cancer
Horse Stools
Cold Glock Allergy
Herpangitis
Flautomen
Teenagees
Testicle Behavior
Spleen Sink
Eye Stots
Floot Assection
Wamble Submoration
Super Syndrome
Low Life
Fish Poisoning
Stumm Complication
Cat Heat
Ovarian Pancreas
8 Poop
Cancer Of Hydrogen Bingplarin Disease
Stress Firgers
Causes of the ladder Exposure
Hop D Treat Decease

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

i'm down for some super syndrome

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I'm Loon Eye.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
oh great i went to the markov school of medicine and have a condition where i believe i have all of those

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Sagebrush posted:

the latest lewisandquark is real good

"A neural network invents diseases you don’t want to get"

I'm the occult finger ☝️

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I got involved in Punglnormning when I was younger. Don't repeat my mistake.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

got them eye stools :eyepoop:

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

mom had bad spaghetti hygiene and now i got me the 8 poop

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
im definitely excessive woot sweating

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