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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

axeil posted:

I am really having trouble getting excited at all for this Bills/Eagles game. Just sloppy by everyone.

Preseason games suck

Film at 11

Highlight so far: Mike Mayock calling the rugby team the "Australian Blacks" :black101:

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Vengarr posted:

Preseason games suck

Film at 11

Highlight so far: Mike Mayock calling the rugby team the "Australian Blacks" :black101:

Nah, I thought it was Bruce Springsteen-chat

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Half time, gently caress it, see y'all next week.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Well gently caress, a Bills player is dead.

edit: Bills WR, Rod Streater taken out on a cart. Doesn't look good.

axeil fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Aug 18, 2017

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

axeil posted:

I am really having trouble getting excited at all for this Bills/Eagles game. Just sloppy by everyone.

It was torture.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
Wow, those weren't even the Jacksonville bsckups

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I guess the Bills really love Rod Streater?

https://twitter.com/jonscotttv/status/898359814744625153

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
That was a hell of a play by our 4th string QB

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
How does Ryan Fitzpatrick keep finding work

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
deuce gruden

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





There is a real human being called Deuce Gruden. Not a fake character in an action movie or something.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Quiet Feet posted:

There is a real human being called Deuce Gruden. Not a fake character in an action movie or something.

https://twitter.com/carlmarksTimes/status/885179822388981762

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
hahahah holy poo poo the bills WR just stole the football from one of our receivers

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I'm back on the Henne :bandwagon:

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Chris Ivory oughta get his rear end cut

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
touchdown bills :geno:

holy poo poo tj yates is still in the league?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



gently caress me, just cut Bortles:

https://twitter.com/FourVerts/status/898350480006533121

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
"the penalty is declined because the play result is better"

think that's the first time i've heard that phrasing

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








That fake handoff though

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I doubt Bortles even wants to be a starter anymore.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

AR15 dropped a sure TD from Henne anyway. He isn't any better than Bortles

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
TD Eagles!

Both teams are trying to actually win a preseason game that only has 3 minutes left.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Kalli posted:

gently caress me, just cut Bortles:

Cut Bortles, sign Kap to back up the Hennewagon.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Bucs are gonna lose a game and miss the playoffs because they can't find a kicker that can be consistent

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Eagles special teams coach Dave Fipp seems insane and very excitable

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Noted Arkansas quarterback Brandon Allen look better than Bort

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Tom Sellout posted:

Noted Arkansas quarterback Brandon Allen look better than Bort

Lookin better than a lot of qbs on that last drive

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Every QB I've seen so far in the Jville Bucs game has looked better than bort.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Buffa:lol:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
EAGLES WIN 20-16!!!!! :woop: :dance:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





axeil posted:

Eagles special teams coach Dave Fipp seems insane and very excitable

I love our bug-eyed Fipper.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Jacksonville has such, such good receivers. I mean, a full corp featuring Allen Robinson, Allen Hurns, Marquise Lee and Dede Westbrook with an even remotely decent quarterback would be stellar.

enter... BORT.

edit; maybe Brandon Allen will be this year's Dak.

DC Murderverse fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Aug 18, 2017

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
#FreeBrandonAllen

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

DC Murderverse posted:

Jacksonville has such, such good receivers. I mean, a full corp featuring Allen Robinson, Allen Hurns, Marquise Lee and Dede Westbrook with an even remotely decent quarterback would be stellar.

enter... BORT.

edit; maybe Brandon Allen will be this year's Dak.

None of them can catch.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
brandon allen was always the thinkin man's johnny football

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Raku posted:

brandon allen was always the thinkin man's johnny football

It seemed like every time the game (or sometimes season) was half-over, Brandon Allen would come alive

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I stopped watching the preseason game to play some PUBG and get carried to a win.

A good decision.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
(walks in, picks up microphone)

I'm off the Bortles Bus

(drops mike, walks off)

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I thought Bortles looked like poo poo last year, guess that wasn't the exception, but the rule.

Watch Brandon Allen Dak-gently caress the Titans out of the AFC South title.

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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


I said a lot of bad things about Brandon Allen when he was in Fayetteville, but at this point I'm 1000% sure it was Jim Chaney. He looked pretty good his senior year under Enos and here he was looking very comfortable on an NFL field, even if it was preseason. I doubt he will get a chance in the regular season but I would love to see it.

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