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Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

The gently caress is up with the lady in red? I can't begin to parse that expression.

It's a pffttt

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Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
http://www.latimes.com/politics/was...-htmlstory.html

Some lol-worthy tweets by the guy who ghostwrote the Art of the Deal. This guy really gets what a petty, hot-headed retard Trumpito is. :laffo:

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://therivardreport.com/armed-group-appears-at-council-to-oppose-statues-removal/

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/tonyschwartz/status/897801401396584448

:drat:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Don "permanent tantrum" trump somehow became the president

Cacafuego
Jul 22, 2007

Waffle House posted:

my buddy who's an actor just got a weird casting call text and loving lmao

he kindly tagged me


whose phone number is that

Somebody fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Aug 18, 2017

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
It's strange seeing Krauthammer having to play the voice of reason on Fox.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Cacafuego posted:

whose phone number is that

call it and find out

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Yeah people are blaming his garbagey garbageness on his age or the stress of being president but he was garbage six months ago, he was garbage six years ago, and he's been garbage his whole life

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Some casting agent wanting to do a skit at the rally maybe? God help you if the right sees this...

CRISES ACTORS!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

So Canada has their own Breitbart type site called The Rebel.

They fired their top reporter because media connected a couple dots when she was seen at Charlotesville

https://twitter.com/joe_warmington/status/898348911248654336

quote:

She posted a long note on social media explaining that Levant had terminated her contract after it came to light that she had “appeared on a podcast affiliated with [neo-Nazi website] the Daily Stormer while in Virginia. I made a poor decision that has had unintended negative personal and professional consequences on those I care about most.”

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Chinatown posted:

call it and find out

Yes hello, do you have a moment to answer a survey about THE JEWS????

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

had unintended negative personal and professional consequences on those I care about most.”

myself, she added

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Novo posted:

reminder that this guy also appeared on colbert back in 2014 for these stunts: http://www.cc.com/video-clips/dvppp6/the-colbert-report-difference-makers---the-free-keene-squad

You think the other 2 chinless assholes are nazis now, too? Which Pokemon Go team flavor of neo nazi do you think they're on? Are they Spencer nazis? Are they Cantwell nazis? Are they proudboys?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/USA_Gunslinger/status/897961363535835136

some of these things are not like the other, some of these do not belong

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Clitch posted:

Mike Pence politely applauds, but just can't seem to get over the spiciness of the Saltine he just ate. Later that evening, an RNC intern was beaten for getting the salted ones.

Mike Pence wrote a very stern letter to Tums, when they started making flavors other than chalk.

Mike Pence's eldest son once remarked that the mashed potatoes could use butter, and was locked in his room for a month as punishment.

Mike Pence looks like someone taught a stick of deodorant to wince.

Mike Pence's favorite cologne is called Mormon Ennui.

are you actually not aware that mike pence regularly bottoms for literal stallions? because mike pence has sex with horses and is so proud of it that he publicly stated as much.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Cacafuego posted:

whose phone number is that

I couldn't find a corresponding casting agency by googling, but by "Reply YES or NO" I assume it belongs to one.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

https://twitter.com/USA_Gunslinger/status/897961363535835136

some of these things are not like the other, some of these do not belong

its eating itself

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Bert Roberge posted:



Maybe they should have?

Was the Ballsack Eagle the official mascot of the CSA?

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
People gonna start hatin on ctrl alt delete

The keyboard command, not the comic

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

https://twitter.com/USA_Gunslinger/status/897961363535835136

some of these things are not like the other, some of these do not belong

"WE SWEAR WE ARE NOT RACISTS. Like, we have nig--African american friends! Look photos! Look! I'm not a nazi! That's not my nazi flag! I'm not KKK I'M NOT RACISSSSTTT -Cries like a baby after being doxxed for going to a nazi rally-"

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
this woman is gold

https://twitter.com/USA_Gunslinger/status/898333656858583040
https://twitter.com/USA_Gunslinger/status/898327548060291072
https://twitter.com/USA_Gunslinger/status/898310741698068480
https://twitter.com/USA_Gunslinger/status/897987938415394817

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Marketing New Brain posted:

Was the Ballsack Eagle the official mascot of the CSA?

It's probably a mold from another USA pin with a bad paint job.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So Canada has their own Breitbart type site called The Rebel.

They fired their top reporter because media connected a couple dots when she was seen at Charlotesville

https://twitter.com/joe_warmington/status/898348911248654336

Tangentially related: I saw a clip on youtube of Gavin McInnes whining that his non-fascist friends are no longer talking to him lol

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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Speedboat Jones posted:

http://www.latimes.com/politics/was...-htmlstory.html

Some lol-worthy tweets by the guy who ghostwrote the Art of the Deal. This guy really gets what a petty, hot-headed retard Trumpito is. :laffo:

Trump declaring that he made America great again and then quitting was my prediction from the start. If I'm right, it means I get to run GBS and everybody has to use commas or else.

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
When was the last actual black panther rally?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Trump declaring that he made America great again and then quitting was my prediction from the start. If I'm right, it means I get to run GBS and everybody has to use commas or else.

Oxford commas for all!

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


A Bakers Cousin posted:

When was the last actual black panther rally?

I dunno. 70's? 80's?

She forgot to throw some latino gangs in there to add more flavour to her patriotism. And the girl scouts because they are inclusive as hell and that's evil for reasons. I can't wait to see ICP and Juggalos in their list of imaginary evil men.

Edit: imaginary as anything that's not racists or it's against it, it's racist...or nazi, or terrorists. I guess. I'm gonna get a headache from all their dumb.

Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Aug 18, 2017

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
On Trump's Facebook page one Maga person said this is all a leftist conspiracy as the Charlottesville mayor is a Democrat, and they said all the neo-Nazi people were also Democrats placed there to make Trump look stupid & racist. I would assume it was satire but it's just as likely this is the lengths people go to now to justify their support of POTUS.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Tangentially related: I saw a clip on youtube of Gavin McInnes whining that his non-fascist friends are no longer talking to him lol

That guy is such a weird collision of hipster and nazi it is like a two for one complete shitbird.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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priznat posted:

That guy is such a weird collision of hipster and nazi it is like a two for one complete shitbird.

He's perpetually mad that he doesn't have 100 million dollars in the bank like all of his former friends who kicked him out of Vice because of his racism. A solid lol.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/elongreen/status/898248130575056896

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

Oxford commas for all!

You son of a bitch! :argh:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



harsh rhetoric man

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

He's perpetually mad that he doesn't have 100 million dollars in the bank like all of his former friends who kicked him out of Vice because of his racism. A solid lol.

Karma is a bitch but she has a wicked sense of humour.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Kuato posted:

On Trump's Facebook page one Maga person said this is all a leftist conspiracy as the Charlottesville mayor is a Democrat, and they said all the neo-Nazi people were also Democrats placed there to make Trump look stupid & racist. I would assume it was satire but it's just as likely this is the lengths people go to now to justify their support of POTUS.

Turns out the millions of jobs Trump keeps talking about are all in the booming fake nazi industry.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Waffle House posted:

harsh rhetoric man

im really curious if the MSNBC crew defends their stance now

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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priznat posted:

Karma is a bitch but she has a wicked sense of humour.

His wife is apparently liberal and at some point stopped talking to him earlier this year for the same reason and it's going to own when she divorces him because part of his shtick is being vehemently against divorce.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

His wife is apparently liberal and at some point stopped talking to him earlier this year for the same reason and it's going to own when she divorces him because part of his shtick is being vehemently against divorce.

Jeez his Proud Boys aren't allowed to jack it either so he is gonna explode into a sticky white mist.

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Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

His wife is apparently liberal and at some point stopped talking to him earlier this year for the same reason and it's going to own when she divorces him because part of his shtick is being vehemently against divorce.

man, he's really gonna be hurting when he can't jack off(only within x feet of a woman with their consent) anymore

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