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Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

GobiasIndustries posted:

Maybe be more outraged about our president being a white supremacist than comedians making milquetoast jokes on late night tv.

tell us how u really feel

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Thatim posted:

We are all lame in here

i kind of think we're a small step above hypermasculine nazis who need to reduce everything to "WAR!" when in reality they will do next to nothing

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

Zikan posted:

https://twitter.com/olivianuzzi/status/898601341504806912

ahhahahahahahahahahah who thought this

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:56

cargo cult: Aug 28, 2008; by Reene

Chris James 2 posted:

Stocks go up more and more with each time the Nazis get their rear end kicked. Trump's finally found the secret to making america great again

bannon opposed the .1% tax cut lol, thats the only reason

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:56

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Weeping Wound posted:

Hi, I'm with the New York Times. Can I get your name, occupation, and where you live? I would like to use you as a source in an upcoming story concerning the President of the United States.

sure, my name is rear end Buttman, occupation: sit-fart-poop specialist, live in pittsburgh

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:56

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

SKULL.GIF posted:

I think that was more over trying to figure out how to get her army (and dragons) to Westeros than Daenerys herself (even though Dany was the problem, since GRRM couldn't figure out how to get the slave "liberator" out of the slave cities and into Westeros because of her personality)

once the army and dragons are there then it's entirely possible he flips Aegon's Conquest on its head and kills the conqueror at the moment of her crowning glory

we'll never find out because the last book is never coming out!!!

nah, the story will get finished, hopefully by a better writer. grrm doesn't have the writing chops to get himself outta the hole he dug.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:56

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Thatim posted:

Sure in the week I post a hot take about bannon never leaving, he leaves.

Fu Steve

now do trump!!!!

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Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

they should bring in neal stephanson to finish up game of thrones :hai:

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:56

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

The end of Game of Thrones is Trump flys in on a golden toilet and is declared God Emperor of Westeros, surprisingly incest and rape rates hold steady.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 6 hours!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuf_Voyaging

The novel concerns the (mis)adventures of Haviland Tuf, an exceptionally tall, bald, very pale, overweight, phlegmatic, vegetarian, cat-loving but otherwise solitary space trader.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:56

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

if you think the wait for TWOW is bad though then look at Patrick Rothfuss's The Doors of Stone

He claimed like 6 years ago that he had the book finished and it just needed editing

He's done absolutely nothing since then to indicate that he's working on it at all

not least of the problems being that the first book was entirely spent on like three months of Kvothe's life, and the second book did absolutely nothing to progress or resolve any of the plot threads, and now he has to pack three books worth of plot into one book (this won't happen)

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:56

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

this is fine

https://twitter.com/kfile/status/898603463629709313

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:57

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

https://twitter.com/RedTRaccoon/status/898600528224976896

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Jazerus: May 24, 2011

infrastructure week day 210: abannoned

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:57

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

brugroffil posted:

my dude have you heard that Hilalry literally owned slaves?!

Yeah that is some bad poo poo too. It's great that Fox News keeps telling me she's the President.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:57

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuf_Voyaging

The novel concerns the (mis)adventures of Haviland Tuf, an exceptionally tall, bald, very pale, overweight, phlegmatic, vegetarian, cat-loving but otherwise solitary space trader.

man what the gently caress

i stand by my statement, tho

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:57

Ben Nerevarine: Apr 14, 2006

comingafteryouall posted:

well it's cool that everybody says this, but go look at how many newspapers/websites wrote articles about how tina fey's weak sheet caked skit "destroyed" trump or nazis or whatever.

poo poo matters.

HuffPo was especially disgusting in this regard

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tina-fey-sheet-caking_us_599675d0e4b0e8cc855cce85

:thumbsup:

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/paulkrugman/status/898603749328826368

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gregday: May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/898604821187403776

is this Ben Garrison's fantasy

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:58

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/898602330836172801

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Malloc Voidstar: May 7, 2007; Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:58

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/898455912918241280

speaking as a very rich British lady with a citizenship in a country that is not ruled by Donald Trump and the GOP, I

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:58

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/898604821187403776

is this Ben Garrison's fantasy

even from an alt-right propaganda rag, this seems really unfair to Arnold

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:59

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Ben Nerevarine posted:

HuffPo was especially disgusting in this regard

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tina-fey-sheet-caking_us_599675d0e4b0e8cc855cce85

we flew too high for too long

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:59

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

alnilam posted:

sure, my name is rear end Buttman, occupation: sit-fart-poop specialist, live in pittsburgh

Tayne: your hired

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Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

TRUMP! up again in Gallup today. That's +4 since the Nazi press conference.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:59

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/markberman/status/898600301959102464

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rawrr: Jul 28, 2007

gradenko_2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/898602330836172801

*SUCK

ftfy

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:59

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

https://twitter.com/CRMusicWriter/status/898575872302604288

https://twitter.com/WeAreKETURA/status/898595653055414273

violent alt-left y'all

# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:59

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/harikunzru/status/898605209718599680

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the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

abannoned

bannondoned

abanananed

# ? Aug 18, 2017 19:00

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/898604821187403776

is this Ben Garrison's fantasy

A widely popular executive who wins re-election. poo poo...

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A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

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Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Elephanthead posted:

The end of Game of Thrones is Trump flys in on a golden toilet and is declared God Emperor of Westeros, surprisingly incest and rape rates hold steady.

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/898600719309185024

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pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

# ? Aug 18, 2017 19:00

Zikan: Feb 29, 2004

the tiny virginity enthusiast has logged on

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/898600719309185024

# ? Aug 18, 2017 19:00

Jazerus: May 24, 2011

alnilam posted:

sure, my name is rear end Buttman, occupation: sit-fart-poop specialist, live in pittsburgh

Chokes McGee posted:

Tayne: your hired

i feel tayne's gonna have to make a very attractive offer or cumshitter will poach him

# ? Aug 18, 2017 19:00

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Tainen posted:

TRUMP! up again in Gallup today. That's +4 since the Nazi press conference.

donny's base is literally all nazis lol

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DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Just caught up with the news today and thinking about the good ol' days...

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