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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

FactsAreUseless posted:

Shoot up horse dick juice to become bulbous: This is good, America likes this

Shoot up human juice to become a man or woman: This is bad, get out of my bathroom

Well Conservatives seem very unconcerned about transmen in these bathroom conversations.

Edit: or unaware of, I suppose is more accurate.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
DARE lied to us again, it turned out the people who do drugs aren't the cool kids and juicing jocks, they're actually somehow gigantic squares about it

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

This is my last reply since this conversation is obviously going nowhere.

I'm not on test right now. I'm not on any supplementing hormones. I have done one 20 week run of 500mg testosterone/week. I gained a lot of strength but worked my rear end off even harder than I did when I was "natural." Now I just workout like I did before I ever tried steroids. If you have hobbies that requires athleticism then it may be worth it to you. It was for me but your mileage and reasoning may vary. If you don't care about how fast you can run, how high you can jump, or how much weight you can push then don't do them. Everyone has different desires in life. Will I consider TRT when I'm older? Of course I would, I'll consider any treatment that improves quality of life. Will I ever do trenbolone? gently caress no, the risks and side effects are too much to deal with. I didn't feel much different during my experience besides increased libido, a little more determination, and DRASTICALLY improved recovery time. Being able to squat my hardest and still run the next day was something I wanted. Like I said, if that isn't important important to you then hey, whatever. The main point I was trying to make is that most people don't end up looking like horror freakshows or growing tits - these are the outliers.

Nobody was laughing at low-T old men getting moderate hormone therapy with a licensed endocrinologist. people were laughing at dudes donating blood that was more steroid juice than anything, taking extreme levels of a cow hormone that also apparently makes you believe that you're hercules by way of austin powers, and admitting to deeply-rooted body dysphoria without a hint of self awareness. still, it's very brave of you to reveal that even the moderate voices in the steroid thread are defensive babies.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

We may not be your real Chad but we are your step-Chads

k

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Dr's always say that you shouldnt eat gunpowder and sharp knives. imo those Dr's are wrong.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
The saga is coming from inside the thread.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
The TCC steroids thread needs to be an F Plus subject.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Powaqoatse posted:

Dr's always say that you shouldnt eat gunpowder and sharp knives. imo those Dr's are wrong.

Donating gun powder blood is a surprisingly effective terror tactic.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The TCC steroids thread needs to be an F Plus subject.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
Sad to hear about all these naive "establishment" doctors who won't recognize as a peer the extremely purple gym man who keeps lowkey trying to trap me in a corner for some reason

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Sad to hear about all these naive "establishment" doctors who won't recognize as a peer the extremely purple gym man who keeps lowkey trying to trap me in a corner for some reason

He wants to stuff you in his HGH gut so he can know motherhood.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.





don't think this can get u to do good power bottoming

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

TheKennedys posted:

Are there girl roidfreaks? Is it the same testosterone as guys use? Do they end up with a hairy chest and a James Earl Jones voice? So many questions

I think I remember some one getting probated (or even banned) on here for saying that chris cyborg (mma) was on steroids. For the people that don't follow this stuff that is like some one suggesting that pamela anderson might have had some surgery.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

Yeah, why would I want to have the hormone levels I had when I was in my 20s when I'm 40? That wouldn't improve your quality of life at all, right?

Like with any drug, dosages matter. There's differences between TRT level doses and running tren. All I've seen you guys discuss are tren stories when most guys won't go near that stuff and posting pictures of people who hosed up their bodies that weren't even caused by steroids alone in the first place.

I'll check out of this thread unless some actual medical professionals want to chime in on HRT.

have you read any of the quoted postsf rom the steroid thread you loving idiot lol

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

The Saddest Rhino posted:



don't think this can get u to do good power bottoming

part man, part cow

has science gone too far?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Sad to hear about all these naive "establishment" doctors who won't recognize as a peer the extremely purple gym man who keeps lowkey trying to trap me in a corner for some reason

god is that what hes doing? i step left and he steps left except he steps closer sometimes and it scares me

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Saddest Rhino posted:



don't think this can get u to do good power bottoming

also i wish i had treads on my butt and also an insurance code so i can get a new tire butt next year when it blows the hell up

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
reinforce your gains by building a poo poo pyramid, a triangular pile of poo poo baked hard in the sun with innumerable cursed turds inside, and meditating daily in its shadow

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
the question is do steroids make your cum taste different because if so i have this idea for an organic artisanal cumshake factory

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

ITT multiple goons argue adamantly that it is cool and good that they need to take steroids to not be scrawny lil pissbitches, and it is the rest of us who are naive and wrong.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Thanks to steroids I can do one thing on day, and a completely different thing the next day. It's two things in two days.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Paladinus posted:

Thanks to steroids I can do one thing on day, and a completely different thing the next day. It's two things in two days.

god i wish i could do different things on different days like a real human being without cattle hormones

---still i gotta ask what the things/days are
- is one of the one things growing breasts?
- is it growing a double liver?
- is it both on both days?

telll me pls!!!

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

"You see, officer, I have the testosterone of a much younger man, so really it's only natural that I'm lurking around the campus library."

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Powaqoatse posted:

god i wish i could do different things on different days like a real human being without cattle hormones

---still i gotta ask what the things/days are
- is one of the one things growing breasts?
- is it growing a double liver?
- is it both on both days?

telll me pls!!!

I thought it was just really small testicles?

Not sure how that works for female bodybuilders but I guess they get small testicles too?

But sign me up for the double liver.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

EmmyOk posted:

Louis Theroux did one of his Weird Weekend's episodes on extreme bodybuilding and there were some women in it.



:stonk:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Her boyfriend was a super skinny dude if I recall.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Solice Kirsk posted:

Her boyfriend was a super skinny dude if I recall.

for some reason this is true of basically every big woman

do relationships have a combined weight limit or something?

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

this thread has the weirdest derails lol

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Lutha Mahtin posted:

this thread has the weirdest derails lol

#NotAllRoiders is incredibly on topic

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



syscall girl posted:

I thought it was just really small testicles?

Not sure how that works for female bodybuilders but I guess they get small testicles too?

But sign me up for the double liver.

afaik the balls get tiny yea but i was more about the liver & the boobs

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cock hero flux posted:

for some reason this is true of basically every big woman

do relationships have a combined weight limit or something?

maybe the big gals and the tiny dudes realize they wont be the small/big one so theyre fine with a big/small idk

theres probably a bunch of bias & sample probs & whatever

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

syscall girl posted:

I thought it was just really small testicles?

Not sure how that works for female bodybuilders but I guess they get small testicles too?

But sign me up for the double liver.

Look up "female bodybuilder clitoris" on xhamster.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

evobatman posted:

Look up "female bodybuilder clitoris" on xhamster.

Reading through this sentence feels like falling down a flight of stairs.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

evobatman posted:

Look up "female bodybuilder clitoris" on xhamster.

way ahead of you

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Nuns with Guns posted:

Nobody was laughing at low-T old men getting moderate hormone therapy with a licensed endocrinologist.
And still, there's a world of difference between the 45 year old who has a legitimate hormonal imbalance leading to low testosterone levels, and the 35 year old who suddenly realized he doesnt want to look at porn online and jack it 7 times a day or gets a diamondcutter is he sees some jiggly titties on the bus ride home.

Thinking 'I need to have the hormones of a 20 year old always" isnt exactly necessary.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

evobatman posted:

Look up "female bodybuilder clitoris" on xhamster.

I did this irl and it was terrible

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

food court bailiff posted:

ITT multiple goons argue adamantly that it is cool and good that they need to take steroids to not be scrawny lil pissbitches, and it is the rest of us who are naive and wrong.

You've been brainwashed by medical establishment propaganda. You'll understand when you've taken the red pill, dissolved it oil, and stacked it with your tert blast. You must seek the cool doctor who takes bitcoins and gives exams by mail, then it's smooth sailing.




see its all bullshit

Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 18:43 on Aug 19, 2017

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Syd Midnight posted:

You've been brainwashed by medical establishment propaganda. You'll understand when you've taken the red pill, dissolved it oil, and stacked it with your tert blast. You must seek the cool doctor who takes bitcoins and gives exams by mail, then it's smooth sailing.




see its all bullshit

xhamster does not have any clips of hamsters

just saiyan

:nws::nms:https://xhamster.com/movies/657949/giant_clit_whore_gets_fucked_excellent.html

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009

Nuns with Guns posted:

Nobody was laughing at low-T old men getting moderate hormone therapy with a licensed endocrinologist. people were laughing at dudes donating blood that was more steroid juice than anything, taking extreme levels of a cow hormone that also apparently makes you believe that you're hercules by way of austin powers, and admitting to deeply-rooted body dysphoria without a hint of self awareness. still, it's very brave of you to reveal that even the moderate voices in the steroid thread are defensive babies.

you're right, I was being defensive without really getting the context. I didn't even go back to look at what was quoted. I mean, the thought of NEEDING a sex toy to not cheat on your partner because of cattle hormones is loving ridiculous, hahaha.

but yeah if y'all wanna know about some crazy poo poo. there used to be these prohormones you could buy at any supplement shop that were just oral steroids that converted into poo poo like dianabol and trenbolone. loving kids in high school taking oral tren...

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Is that dude also the lead singer in Swan Lake?

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