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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Nichael posted:

Donny is the quantum president. Every scandal possible is happening concurrently. He is selling state secrets to ISIS.

It's actually even simpler. The best way to tell if he's been selling state secrets to ISIS is to check to see if he's recently accused anyone else of doing that.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

eonwe posted:

I think its a bit early to talk aboyt trump resigning or getting away with everything tbh

He's been in office for 7 years

Also Boston rally was great, got to be a part of a human tidal wave that scared off Nazis, also I pet a dog.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

ive been puttin serious thought to getting a cupcake bandolier

lol if you don't put frosting in a super soaker to blast nazis with

pyrotek
May 21, 2004



eonwe posted:

I think its a bit early to talk aboyt trump resigning or getting away with everything tbh

if his family is indicted, he'll just pardon them. if he is, he still would have to be impeached

yeah, way too early to say he is going anywhere

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


its cool how you can see where the trump supporter wrote in their own bullshit because they used a different font

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lol

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/Frackpong/status/898624293613039616

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
balloon bombs full o glitter an hot pepper sprinkles intae ther ais

Jazerus posted:

fa(sh) y(ou) go

:monocle:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
basically all I know is conventional wisdom doesnt matter because tomorrow trump could literally talk directly about white genocide

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Unperson_47 posted:

can he be prosecuted for being trump, ala the dookie brain act of 1973

Sure

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Admiral Ray posted:

this is the angle they've always done when talking about the civil war. if they were honest about history we'd never have to discuss poo poo like this, but they always ignore the Southern Strategy and political realignment of the US.

it's even dumber than that. they try to debunk the re-alignment. one argument d'Souza uses is that very few legislators ever switched parties, ergo there was no re-alignment

he's a very stupid man

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Fallen Hamprince posted:

its cool how you can see where the trump supporter wrote in their own bullshit because they used a different font

do you really think that a trump supporter wrote "nambla donations" on their side?

i've never been 100% certain on the political orientation of whoever the hell made this but it def wasn't a maga

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

Fallen Hamprince posted:

i know they're losers but i still feel bad for the surely non-zero proportion of nerds who got a pepe tattoo back when it was just a comic character and not symbol of naziism

The creator and his brother are trying to re-coopt Pepe and it breaks my heart to see

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/darth/status/898978805225738241

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

baw posted:

it's even dumber than that. they try to debunk the re-alignment. one argument d'Souza uses is that very few legislators ever switched parties, ergo there was no re-alignment

he's a very stupid man

that is even dumber than i thought, wow.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




GOT 'IM

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
lol if you dont bean a nazi's skull and cave it right in with a giant peppermint cane ^_____^ v

✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼✊🏻✊😎🌈💕#WeGotThis

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."



Anybody who thinks the Trump presidency is ending with a handshake doesn't know Trump.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Jazerus posted:

do you really think that a trump supporter wrote "nambla donations" on their side?

i've never been 100% certain on the political orientation of whoever the hell made this but it def wasn't a maga

all the 'hillary is pro war' ones are written in the same font

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



https://twitter.com/senjohnmccain/status/898969341907140608

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Lastgirl posted:

lol if you don't put frosting in a super soaker to blast nazis with

Don't waste frosting kids

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

geez, ike's lookin rough

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

lol if you don't put frosting in a super soaker to blast nazis with

neon pink dyed simple syrup

make nazis sticky again

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Former Everything posted:

um is this one of those crazy louise mensch types?

IDK about the latter two but the first is from a verified CNBC reporter

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Fallen Hamprince posted:

all the 'hillary is pro war' ones are written in the same font

hmm on further examination you're correct

i thought that someone took it and put even shittier things on both sides but the nambla donations bit is not actually in the same font as "bomb serbia" etc., i thought it was

apologies

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/AaronMehta/status/898981615854071809

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Gonna be really funny when a Trump presidency kills both the Democratic and Republican parties.

Someone on Twitter asked Dan Carlin why he's only done one or two Common Sense shows since Trump was sworn into office and Dan's response was basically "I have no idea what's going on anymore"

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/898980188494680065
those 11 words we nazis know and love

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/LanaDelRaytheon/status/864971702903554048

pyrotek
May 21, 2004



exquisite tea posted:

Anybody who thinks the Trump presidency is ending with a handshake doesn't know Trump.

he'd definitely quit and claim victory before he was impeached, in the unlikely event that it was certain

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








lol Lieberman looks worse than a guy with a glioblastoma

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

geez, ike's lookin rough

carter had to sell his latex farm when he got elected

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

mormonpartyboat posted:

neon pink dyed simple syrup

make nazis sticky again

*throws some marbles on the floor at the advancing nazis with their challengers to have them peel and flip over several times before wrapping around a pole and exploding on impact*

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


ShutteredIn posted:

those 11 words we nazis know and love
only 90s kids will remember this event from years ago

https://twitter.com/SarahPalinUSA/status/883271897605185536

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

exquisite tea posted:

Anybody who thinks the Trump presidency is ending with a handshake doesn't know Trump.

Trump's hands shake as he brings the rolled up Trumpdollar to his nose. He inhales through his remaining nostril, desperate to feel the power he once felt. Instead, there is only the drip. The drip of his failure, of his future, and of the piss tape. He doesn't know how so many people betrayed his grand vision of self-enrichment. He doesn't care. For now all he cares about is the pure golden power he once knew. His past glories come roaring back. Commanding the Moscow prostitutes to defile the bed the Obamas once slept in was his true crowning achievement, something nobody else cared to mention of acknowledge. He savored that memory as he quickly stood upright into the golden stream of adulation. He was here and he knew that the shouts he heard from Congress were congratulating him. He rambled incoherently for a few minutes, aware he was being escorted back to his rightful place in the White House. As the doors shut on the limo, he realized the doors were all wrong and the seat was made of diamond plated steel.

His hands shake.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Al! posted:

carter had to sell his latex farm when he got elected

peanut farm

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/898970041051369473

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



FizFashizzle posted:

lol Lieberman looks worse than a guy with a glioblastoma

It took me a bit to figure out who he looked like besides "world's oldest baby"

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


eonwe posted:

maybe faygo is what powers the antifa powers of the juggalos

This checks out

I drank a faygo back in 2004 when a shipment was mistakenly sent over here to the west coast. I woke up in a field in Nebraska, covered in blood, surrounded by dead KKKers. When i stumbled into a nearby town, everyone who saw me gasped and ran away, screaming about "the wizard slayer". Some even rushed outside and dumped milk into the gutter in front of me, while frantically apologizing, and "actually we were just keeping the milk for a friend, and really we hate milk"

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