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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Boiled Water posted:

my mom almost self abused but got an iphone 6s which fits her since she's whatever the opposite of nearsighted is

you can make the text bigger on any iphone model

bigger screen because my eyes are bad is lol

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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

my mom's iphone 6 has the font size turned all the way up lol

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Last Chance posted:

my mom's iphone 6 has the font size turned all the way up lol

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

what is the point of having a pin then

to put responsibility back on you, the card holder, when someone compromises your account

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

lol is that stupid Sarnsung Pay thing where it blasts the magstrip data so loud the sensor can pick it up from a few inches away still a thing does anyone use that poo poo???

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



from the dyp thread, it apparently works really well, which is surprising for a sarnsung-created function

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

you can make the text bigger on any iphone model

bigger screen because my eyes are bad is lol

you can fit more big text on a big screen, or alternatively the same amount of text, but even bigger

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Wheany posted:

was your joke "flabby rednecks don't use iphones, therefore it makes no difference if apple supports web sites that sell white power merchandise (so they should continue to support such websites)?"

yes except for the part in parenthesis that you assumed

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Last Chance posted:

my mom's iphone 6 has the font size turned all the way up lol

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Wheany posted:

you can fit more big text on a big screen, or alternatively the same amount of text, but even bigger

obviously

but it's not enough of a difference to be worth having a clown phone phablet you need two hands to use

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



i had my eyes checked for glasses once and they did the drops so i kept resizing until it couldnt get larger and i still couldnt read the screen

makes u think about other imho

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i had to set up a vpn server so a friend can get through some geolocation filters

i bought mac os server on the mac app store for 20 bucks and clicked a buttan to turn on the preconfigured one

works like a charm gg

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

poty posted:

i had to set up a vpn server so a friend can get through some geolocation filters

i bought mac os server on the mac app store for 20 bucks and clicked a buttan to turn on the preconfigured one

works like a charm gg

ive got macos server on my old mini for time machine backups

it's cool

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Asymmetric POSTer posted:

ive got macos server on my old mini for time machine backups

it's cool

why do you have a server in your home lol

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Smythe posted:

why do you have a server in your home lol

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

i too have a server in my home

proliant something

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i have a main pc that has lot of porn on it and you can watch that porn on the ipad or laptop or phone or whatnot. it "serves" up spicy pornography

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Smythe posted:

why do you have a server in your home lol

macos is too fail aids to be a real server!!!

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

brutal ownage from smythe for real though :golfclap:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
also just regular movies and tv but the porn is the real draw card

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Dislike button posted:

text from mom:

Where is the hole on my iPhone for earbuds?

#courage

Buy some AirPods for her.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Dislike button posted:

text from mom:

Where is the hole on my iPhone for earbuds?

#courage

timb just destroyed ur mom's hole, which isn't like him at all tbh

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

My Linux Rig posted:

yes except for the part in parenthesis that you assumed

that part in parenthesis pretty much explicitly follows from the non-parenthesized jokey bits.

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

timb just destroyed ur mom's hole, which isn't like him at all tbh

when a bear's hungry, he'll eat

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!

Endless Mike posted:

from the dyp thread, it apparently works really well, which is surprising for a sarnsung-created function
Maybe because it wasn't created by sarnsung

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Wheany posted:

that part in parenthesis pretty much explicitly follows from the non-parenthesized jokey bits.

only for you

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




i guess that explains it!

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


echinopsis posted:

also just regular movies and tv but the porn is the real draw card

I knew some people in college who set up a porn ftp server on the LAN and over the course of running 24/7 for a month the lowest the transfer rate went was 85mbps.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Smythe posted:

why do you have a server in your home lol

irc, torrents, etc. it does transcoding/serving so i can watch all my pirated poo poo on any device. it also downloads stuff as soon as it comes out automatically.

you should get one, it's nice.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

*looks around nervously*
huh? wh... why, but piracy is wrong!

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Hugh G. Rectum posted:

irc, torrents, etc. it does transcoding/serving so i can watch all my pirated poo poo on any device. it also downloads stuff as soon as it comes out automatically.

you should get one, it's nice.

:same:

it's the only good way to watch tv

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Hugh G. Rectum posted:

irc, torrents, etc. it does transcoding/serving so i can watch all my pirated poo poo on any device. it also downloads stuff as soon as it comes out automatically.

you should get one, it's nice.

instead of doing all that poo poo i just buy stuff on google play or amazon or whatever for $2 and get on with my life, OP.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I just buy the blu ray on amazon and watch it on my ps4 in glorious dolby whatever w/ a decent bitrate and no macro blocking

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Smythe posted:

instead of doing all that poo poo i just buy stuff on google play or amazon or whatever for $2 and get on with my life, OP.

then i gotta wait 3 days after it airs or some bs to watch it plus the library sucks rear end. even if they do have what I want to watch there's a good chance it'll get removed in the future. sorry bro, I got netflix/amazon as well but more often than not I can't find the thing I wanna watch.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I'm willing to pay for content. make it loving available and I will. I don't want to have to subscribe to 4 streaming services plus cable and I don't want to have to figure out what loving schedule it appears and disappears from some service. just take my money, assholes.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

The Management posted:

I'm willing to pay for content. make it loving available and I will. I don't want to have to subscribe to 4 streaming services plus cable and I don't want to have to figure out what loving schedule it appears and disappears from some service. just take my money, assholes.

it's all a big clusterfuck of competing interests and "exclusive" content. our wishes as users is like 50th on the content producers/owners list of concerns. i say gently caress em', if they don't give a poo poo about my needs I won't give a poo poo about theirs. i've got accounts on both the old SA torrent sites that spawned off when the file forums got shut down in 2004 and between them there's basically nothing I can't find. since they're private and the announces run on https (finally) I don't have to worry about any DMCA notices either.

:toot:

Hugh G. Rectum fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Aug 20, 2017

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

The Management posted:

I'm willing to pay for content. make it loving available and I will. I don't want to have to subscribe to 4 streaming services plus cable and I don't want to have to figure out what loving schedule it appears and disappears from some service. just take my money, assholes.

this is the core problem holding up the modernization of lovely cable box UI, tangles of hdmi cables, 5 separate remotes, and having to manually select the input source on the tv, etc etc. so frustrating

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
I have Netflix and prime and if I'm missing out on some hit new show on a different then too fuckin bad for that show. I'm with the management on this one. I want to pay for things but I simply don't partake at all if they don't make it easy. No show is so good that I need to pirate it to live the phenomenon or whatever.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
I'm watching the defenders and all its doing is reminding me how much I hate Jessica jones and iron fist. they should just make more daredevil

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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Shaggar posted:

I'm watching the defenders and all its doing is reminding me how much I hate Jessica jones and iron fist. they should just make more daredevil

jessica jones was the best of the series and iron fist was good too

dare devil season two was boring

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