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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Wow Butler what the gently caress was that.

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midwat
May 6, 2007

Malcolm Butler forgot how to jump

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

midwat posted:

Malcolm Butler forgot how to jump

He just had to raise his arms

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Texans oline is pretty rough.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Hack is gonna be the MVP of #suckforsam

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Inside draw on 4th and 6

what?

midwat
May 6, 2007

Did they forget what down it was?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I love going for it in the preseason.

I do not love a loving inside handoff on 4th and 6 on the 8 year line.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Who the hell was Bruce Ellington before this game? I didn't follow camp.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
What the gently caress

why would you run a play you would never even consider running on 4th and 5 in a real game

either that or BoB is actually dumb enough to do that in a real game.....

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Gronk playing in the preseason for the first time in 5 years.

midwat
May 6, 2007

fast cars loose anus posted:

What the gently caress

why would you run a play you would never even consider running on 4th and 5 in a real game

either that or BoB is actually dumb enough to do that in a real game.....

"Well, our kicker was taking a piss, so...."

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

Gronk playing in the preseason for the first time in 5 years.

I like these odds.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yeah, I guess JJ Watt is a mismatch for our left guard.

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

I hope Tom Brady gets a booboo.

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Hack for the best pass yet this year. Wow.

midwat
May 6, 2007

drat, missed the "drive"

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Savage looking much better this week.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

O'Brian is really getting on my nerves running scat backs up the middle.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Mahomes is gonna be real good eventually

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



all-Rush mixtape posted:

Savage looking much better this week.

Yeah, he's evading the rush and hitting targets on the run.

He's gonna die if they don't get Duane Brown back though

midwat
May 6, 2007

Preseason overreaction: Pats defense bad

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

midwat posted:

Preseason overreaction: Pats defense bad

actually I sort of like the run defense, the line collapses well enough to prevent breakout runs

much work needs to be done on passing routes however

midwat
May 6, 2007

Butler got beaten badly there

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Butler having a bad night.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
i say nice things about NE defense and they totally gently caress things up. sounds about right

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Just get it out Butler.

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

What if we gave up our whole 2018 draft only to end up with Tom Savage as our starter?

midwat
May 6, 2007

The Juggernaut posted:

Just get it out Butler.

The Cyrus has spread

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Guys,

Brett Hundley is p good

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That was a really nice catch, but his rear end hit out of bounds.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Announcers completely miss that CB's butt fell out of bounds

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
tom brady just threw a loving pick on play number 1 of the drive :laffo:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
nice try though

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

Suck the dicks Brady.

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Surely this is how Pats offensive possessions will go against HOU after the preseason is over, right?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
It's so painfully obvious that Mahomes keeps looking downfield longer than Alex would. There was an open running back in the flat on that third down that would have gotten the ball immediately and been tackled 5 yards short of the marker.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Packers defense looks solid, and the offense is as expected. They're going to have a good year.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
We have so many shifty 3rd down running backs its ridiculous.

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
burkhead with the shake n bake week 2 of the preseason

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