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midwat
May 6, 2007

*spends a first on Cooks, entire offense is dumpoffs to Rex Burkhead*

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Did Burkhead just dive over the pile at the line of scrimmage on 2nd and 7? I don't know if I've ever seen that before.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Cowboys wide receiver destroyed Colts rookie punter like 20 yards away from the play

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Goddamn Mahomes has so much arm talent.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Huh the Patriots added a bunch of shifty guys who are just like the old ones but way faster.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Kalli posted:

Huh the Patriots added a bunch of shifty guys who are just like the old ones but way faster.

Now please remove all of them from the field

midwat
May 6, 2007

Not a catch, unfortunately

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Not a good drive for AJ McCarron.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
CYRUS DID A GOOD THING

midwat
May 6, 2007

Cyrus Jones.... doesn't.... gently caress up?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Yay for Cyrus Jones

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Boo, give Mahomes more work.

That was a pretty pass from Bray at least.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Nice job Mahomes

https://twitter.com/JoeGoodberry/status/899071119306637312

midwat
May 6, 2007

Kalli posted:

Nice job Mahomes


Mahomes will either be a shining star or the biggest disaster

Pokemaster #421
Jul 14, 2005

For a swift one at the wrist, down on the old main drag.

Leon Einstein posted:

Packers defense looks solid, and the offense is as expected. They're going to have a good year.

I just turned in to see that hunley touchdown. How did 1st string d look? I wanted to see king in action but I'm assuming it's mostly 2nd and 3rd stringers by this point. Anyone on d standing out so far this year the first game and a half?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Watson, dude, it's preseason.

Don't stay in bound and take hits.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Please do not sacrifice your body in this game Deshaun its ok

midwat
May 6, 2007

fast cars loose anus posted:

Please do not sacrifice your body in this game Deshaun its ok

He is a secret Pats fan and was trying to break Cyrus Jones

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

That was the play that made me say:

Grittybeard posted:

Goddamn Mahomes has so much arm talent.

Like...it's not all that impressive. But during my life I've never watched a Chiefs quarterback who can make that throw with that much zip on it from a terrible position to throw.

Christ I've watched a lot of noodly armed quarterbacks play for this team.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Tanoh KpassIcan'tspellthis this is the first defensive player drafted out of Villanova since Howie Long.

This is notable because Howie Long went to Villanova?

midwat
May 6, 2007

JimmyG a bit off tonight

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
The third team Chiefs O Line which is full of guys who will be on the street soon is very bad. Jah Reid is the only semi-notable guy playing now and he's apparently done too.

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Colt McCoy is still in the league and not drooling in a home somewhere?!?!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



And for once Cyrus Jones gets to watch someone else muff a punt.

midwat
May 6, 2007

Cut Cyrus Jones yesterday

e: Oops, was it not Jones?

Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Well Glennon didn't throw a pick in his first series this week so he's clearly improving!

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
bring in trubisky

midwat
May 6, 2007

Sloppy-rear end game by the Pats

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I'm happy with Foreman so far.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Goff-Kupp just owned the Raiders for a TD

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

MARSHAWN

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
jimmy g just got his rear end blapped

midwat
May 6, 2007

Turdsdown Tom posted:

jimmy g just got his rear end blapped

You have to think Foster should at least chipped the guy

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

midwat posted:

You have to think Foster should at least chipped the guy

instead he just sort of watched as he blew his assignment and let the guy storm the pocket. it reminds me of when I played football back in like 5th grade. i'd let the blitzer go and wait to recover the fumble. chaotic neutral

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


tarik cohen owns

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
that was, at least, a decent defensive stand just outside the redzone to force the FG. gotta take the small positives where you can outta games like these. Billy Five Aces has a few axes to grind after this

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
Tarik Cohen is absurdly fast, wow

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

Grittybeard posted:

That was the play that made me say:


Like...it's not all that impressive. But during my life I've never watched a Chiefs quarterback who can make that throw with that much zip on it from a terrible position to throw.

Christ I've watched a lot of noodly armed quarterbacks play for this team.
Scary thing is I think he's already a legitimate threat to Alex Smith and the dude is just a rookie and is going to get better.

I have no idea what to think. How should I feel about the young QB we drafted being cool and good?

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Glennon loving sucks

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JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
I hate Mike Glennon so much.

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