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The real newspaper spiderman moleman wedding 2.0 arc begins now.
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Aug 20, 2017 05:20
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All the moliods look horrified. "Oh man, kala's gonna be pissed."
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Aug 20, 2017 05:28
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Amen, Tyrannus.
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Aug 20, 2017 05:30
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Man , this obsession with Mole Man must be starting to get to Tyrannus. Poor man's hair is starting to turn white.
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Aug 20, 2017 05:42
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it's really moley's own fault for trusting nsm to do something important
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Aug 20, 2017 05:57
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Holy poo poo Aunt May is the genre savvy one (I still hate you Aunt May) Is Tyrannus meant to be a stand-in for us Goons? Too handsome and ambitious for our own good? And who the gently caress is Mustache McGee in panel one?
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Aug 20, 2017 06:22
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mind the walrus posted:Holy poo poo Aunt May is the genre savvy one (I still hate you Aunt May) i think that's the chauffeur
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Aug 20, 2017 06:23
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That's the driver who's a shapeshifter
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Aug 20, 2017 06:23
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Melvin just seems in such despair. 
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Aug 20, 2017 06:25
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I SCHEDULED MY TENTACLE KIDNAPPING FOR NEXT WEEK! NOOOOOOOoooooooo
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Aug 20, 2017 06:25
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Technically he had 3. Give the bride away, bodyguard, and freelance photographer. He sorta did one of those things successfully. And I'm sure he'll still get pictures so 2 for 3.
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Aug 20, 2017 07:37
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Requesting new thread title. "Newspaper Spider-Man: "It just doesn't get any better than this!"
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Aug 20, 2017 08:35
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Come on Peter you can just call him Mole Man, you know him way too well for this "The" stuff.
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Aug 20, 2017 08:59
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I know that's supposed to be his weird rear end chest plate but Tyrannus looks like he is holding an opened box of cereal on this tiny screen I am reading on, like he is munching down on Spider-Man sugarpuffs or something while watching all this.
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Aug 20, 2017 09:37
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It's an early morning wedding so it makes sense he's still eating breakfast. While posing like Bowzer.
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Aug 20, 2017 11:33
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I'm genuinely surprised. I'm usually content to let the madness of NSM wash over me and was completely unprepared to actually find myself rooting for someone. It's just possible that newspaper Mole Man/Melvin might actually be... a character. 
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Aug 20, 2017 14:45
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I can't see the moloid on the left in the last panel as anything other than crying. They're so upset that Tyrannus is ruining Moley's wedding. What did we do to deserve moloids? Calling it now, Tyrannus's wife/the moloids save the day
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Aug 20, 2017 15:32
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GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:Come on Peter you can just call him Mole Man, you know him way too well for this "The" stuff. Please, call him Melvin.
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Aug 20, 2017 17:15
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 The tentacle is thankfully way less excited today
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Aug 21, 2017 05:38
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I wish i could forget Sunday's strip, because weekday artist's version is so much better.
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Aug 21, 2017 06:22
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The sound effect traveling between the two panels is brilliantly done
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Aug 21, 2017 06:42
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That's just the other guest, Cathy.
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Aug 21, 2017 06:51
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Typical Cathy, always trying to upstage the bride at her own wedding. 
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Aug 21, 2017 08:02
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I'm surprised they didn't have the tentacle interrupt during the part where the priest asks if anyone objects.
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Aug 21, 2017 12:24
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Lobok posted:I'm surprised they didn't have the tentacle interrupt during the part where the priest asks if anyone objects. NSM ghost writer who secretly reads this thread: "SON OF A BITCH!!"
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Aug 21, 2017 13:39
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I'm the "But - It IS!"
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Aug 21, 2017 14:15
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Lobok posted:I'm surprised they didn't have the tentacle interrupt during the part where the priest asks if anyone objects. Most modern exchanges of vows have stopped having that part, specifically to discourage interloping tentacles.
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Aug 21, 2017 15:16
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Most modern exchanges of vows have stopped having that part, specifically to discourage interloping tentacles. Yes, it really is a well-worn cliche at this point. The tentacles, I mean.
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Aug 21, 2017 15:35
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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting subterranean tentacle. Interrupting sub--*kkrrACKK* NO! TH-THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING - NOT TODAY! Lobok fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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Aug 21, 2017 15:36
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 oh. They're going to rescue Moley but Aunt May's going to die of a heart attack because PETER'S IN DANGER
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Aug 22, 2017 01:02
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Good.
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Aug 22, 2017 01:44
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Weekday artist forgot/too lazy to draw all the green poo poo in the background he drew the day before.
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Aug 22, 2017 01:53
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Most modern exchanges of vows have stopped having that part, specifically to discourage interloping tentacles. Because a strip that talks about the tariff on car rentals is all about modern speech.
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Aug 22, 2017 14:16
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 RIP spidey and moley
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Aug 23, 2017 04:35
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Ice cold, priest. Ice cold.
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Aug 23, 2017 04:38
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Peter is depressed
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Aug 23, 2017 04:48
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EorayMel posted:Peter is depressed I'm sad that I'm web-swinging.
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Aug 23, 2017 04:54
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That priest is all business, head down, hustle to a safe distance. He must be a veteran of many marvel weddings. Or not.
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Aug 23, 2017 05:36
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Mr. Minister there is psyched cause now he's got some r&r in LA. Hey Aunt May is still single you should show her a good time.
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