GOT: Stick them with the disappointy end

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The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

I hope the show ends with everyone dead and a skeleton sitting on the throne.

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ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Benjen was basically this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1256yp5X3Rg&t=280s

"B-benjen?"

"It doesn't matter! The only thing that matters is you have to believe in yourself!"

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:00

KrunkMcGrunk: Jul 2, 2007; Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

I am really glad this thread exists.

I thought I was the only person who noticed GoT's super hacky writing as soon as the show passed the books.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:03

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Drunken Baker posted:

This all sounds fukken hilarious. I can't wait to watch this episode.

Its a super fun ep, not sure why all these nerds are whinging

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:05

El Padrino: Dec 24, 2005; No es nada personal, solo negocios.

Nerds are fuming that GURM is giving them the finger while D&D poo poo out episode after episode.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:09

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

whoflungpoop posted:

Its a super fun ep, not sure why all these nerds are whinging

Yeah Game of Thrones is loving stupid as hell but by god is it fun to watch

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:14

FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Over There posted:

Why didn't they get a dragon to pick a wright up and take it to kings landing? Also why do they give a poo poo what Cerci thinks? She isn't going to sacrifice her army.

Why are Arya and Sansa at each others throats and why is Litterfinger still alive?

Why did Benjen say there was no time and didn't just get on the horse?

Why didn't they just break the ice on the lake with their hammers?

Well I can't answer all these questions. But for the most part, you can't just shove 400 pounds onto the back of a horse. They're not cars lol.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:16

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

"why did the guy making a distraction for Jon to escape not escape with him?" asked the solidly perceptive cunts

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:17

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

Note for mods: I'm allowed to use the c word bc I use it to p

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:21

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

So Benjen is dead now right? No way he survived that dog pile

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:23

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

whoflungpoop posted:

Note for mods: I'm allowed to say the c word bc I p from it

Nobody wants to hear about your messed up plumbing. See a urologist or something.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:23

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Lmao at benjen. My wife was like wtf who the hell is benjen

# ? Aug 21, 2017 17:25

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

"You know what nobody's ever done before? 2 deus ex machinas in a single episode." [Dei ex machina?] -ed

"Challenge accepted."

# ? Aug 21, 2017 18:41

bag em and tag em: Nov 4, 2008

Jon not getting on the dragon was waaaaay dumber than Benjen.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 18:43

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Glenn Quebec posted:

Lmao at benjen. My wife was like wtf who the hell is benjen

My dad called me up right after the episode and asked the same thing. Then when I explained it, he was like "but why was he there????" Lmao.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 18:50

COMRADES: Apr 3, 2017; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Knight posted:

Ice King was using V.A.T.S.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 19:07

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

I hope the zombie dragon steps on someone.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 19:08

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

ElGroucho posted:

"You know what nobody's ever done before? 2 deus ex machinas in a single episode." [Dei ex machina?] -ed

"Challenge accepted."

Meh. I don't really count the Dany intervention as a full deus ex machina. Definitely Benjen though good gently caress was that bad

# ? Aug 21, 2017 19:15

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

spoilers are good because they let me know I shouldnt watch the next season

# ? Aug 21, 2017 19:46

Durzel: Nov 15, 2005

facebook jihad posted:

So Benjen is dead now right? No way he survived that dog pile

Next episode it's revealed he swam half a mile like Jaime and is all ok after all. No one dies in Game of Thrones anymore, poo poo has turned into Gotham.

# ? Aug 21, 2017 19:47

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

bloom posted:

# ? Aug 21, 2017 19:54

Million Ghosts: Aug 11, 2011; spooooooky

i hope strong belwas poops on someone

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:08

Yolomon Wayne: Jun 10, 2014; You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is; Grimey Drawer

Glenn Quebec posted:

Lmao at benjen. My wife was like wtf who the hell is benjen

I was like who the hell is benjen and ive read the loving books...

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:09

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Where do skeletons, who are deathly allergic to fire and don't have any industry, find absolutely massive iron chains?

The wildlings don't seem to be the type to forge that poo poo. I suppose they could be anchor chains from a boat but zombies are also deathly allergic to water?

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:11

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Shut the gently caress up colonel that's why

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:16

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

Colonel Cancer posted:

Where do skeletons, who are deathly allergic to fire and don't have any industry, find absolutely massive iron chains?

The wildlings don't seem to be the type to forge that poo poo. I suppose they could be anchor chains from a boat but zombies are also deathly allergic to water?

The Night King made them from magic you dumb rear end.

Why do nerds give so much of a poo poo about the logistics of a dragon show with weird seasons

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:18

FAGGY CLAUSE: Apr 9, 2011; by FactsAreUseless

Yeah I can buy totally decrepit and rotting undead running around killing people but holy poo poo where'd they find a chain

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myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Skellymans are accomplished in the metallurgic arts :hai:

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:25

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

Do u think they got a skele explosives guy who just makes ice RPGs all day

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:28

Rated PG-34: Jul 1, 2004

why are there trees in the north beyond the wall

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:28

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Ah cmon Ice Chains are totally Wrath of the Litch King as gently caress, you totally have to use giants to grapple the wall down with them

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:35

my new dog: May 7, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

Yeah I can buy totally decrepit and rotting undead running around killing people but holy poo poo where'd they find a chain

Free folk had chains for mammoth gate pulling action

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:35

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Why WOULD'NT they have a chain??

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:42

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

holy gently caress did you guys see when the giant stepped on all those people last night???

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:48

Toilet Shoes: Aug 22, 2016; by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

holy gently caress did you guys see when the giant stepped on all those people last night???

Best part of the episode IMHO (In my horny opinion)

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:50

el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

"The two start to kiss in their hut."

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:51

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

no pubes yet sorry posted:

How did everyone magically teleport past Winterfell enroute to the wall? They couldn't take a few mins to just stop by and say hello?

Also the raven/dragons must invented the internet and supersonic flight reaaaal quick.

Jumped the shark more like resurrected the dragon

they took a boat

# ? Aug 21, 2017 20:56

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

I spent the entire first half of the episode yelling 'where the hell is there supply kit! Their food stuffs! Their shelter equipment'. Goddam the writers don't understand exploration logistics at all!!!!

# ? Aug 21, 2017 21:04

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I hope the doggos from season 6 get found. They are getting all kinds of cold and lonely by now.

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Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

why the gently caress didn�t that stupid idiot and her three useless dragons just fry the drat white walker command nexus conveniently clumped together, right after the boys talked about assassinating them. goddamn it mart�n i thought you were above this poo poo

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