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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Marchisio used to be a world class player, did the injury set him back that much?

It did set him back last year for sure. He's still working his way back from the injury, but being on the wrong side of 30, this might be as good as it gets.

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deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
We have agreed to sign Raphael Dwamena from FC Zurich for €15m.

Seems to have scored a boatload but I'm guessing the swiss league is a pretty poor standard and even the highlights real manages to make him look a bit poo poo!

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
How is Sam Clucas worth £16m it's pc gone mad.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

How many of last season's Hull first XI is that back in the prem now?

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

Leeds have bid £6m for Rudy Gestede and also some dutch guy called Jay Roy Grot

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

We have agreed to sign Raphael Dwamena from FC Zurich for €15m.

Seems to have scored a boatload but I'm guessing the swiss league is a pretty poor standard and even the highlights real manages to make him look a bit poo poo!

The Swiss League is excruciatingly bad, and FC Zurich were in the 2nd tier last year so you got rinsed... 15 mil lmao

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Celtic have signed South African Rivaldo Coatzee.


That's Coatzee

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012

Thrifting Day! posted:

Celtic have signed South African Rivaldo Coatzee.


That's Coatzee

He's good in FIFA at least

Wengy
Feb 6, 2008

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

We have agreed to sign Raphael Dwamena from FC Zurich for €15m.

Seems to have scored a boatload but I'm guessing the swiss league is a pretty poor standard and even the highlights real manages to make him look a bit poo poo!

This summer is thick with transfer insanity but this... this is the best one yet, what the gently caress

Moktaro
Aug 3, 2007
I value call my nuts.


Seems a bit late for that, but perhaps gelding him could make him more reliable, worth a shot I suppose.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
can we get a Lesbian XI? I only got Nasri and Chicharito

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Gazza + les Ferdinand

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Bea Nanner posted:

can we get a Lesbian XI? I only got Nasri and Chicharito

Modric for sure

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
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can we get a Lesbian XI? I only got Nasri and Chicharito
[/quote]

How many versions of Davey Beckman are allowed?

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
wait a second *rubs eyes* city got rid of nasri????

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Bea Nanner posted:

can we get a Lesbian XI? I only got Nasri and Chicharito

Rosicky

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Supposedly, Big Cooter has accepted his Barcelona move ain't happening

Marseille's president admitted interest in Diego Costa, which would be hilarious if they pulled it off imo. Either way they gotta do something because Valere Germain doesn't seem to fit as a star forward in a Rudi Garcia team

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Should do wonders for his back.

I predict he will score against City*.


(* not an official prediction)

Xabi fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Aug 22, 2017

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

We have agreed to sign Raphael Dwamena from FC Zurich for €15m.

Seems to have scored a boatload but I'm guessing the swiss league is a pretty poor standard and even the highlights real manages to make him look a bit poo poo!

This poo poo is hilarious, he's an ok player but 15mil? This transfer pretty much fixes our budget for the next 4 or 5 years. Thanks PSG for loving up the market I guess?

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Tahirovic posted:

This poo poo is hilarious, he's an ok player but 15mil? This transfer pretty much fixes our budget for the next 4 or 5 years. Thanks PSG for loving up the market I guess?

All this new brave world of football means is you will spend half of that on a past it journeyman from estonia

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/11000517/barcelona-to-sue-neymar-for-7-8m-over-alleged-contract-breach


Lol, so I guess he'll just flip over a few couch cushions to pay for that

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

In another instance of this being an absolutely mental transfer window, France Football's reporting that Lille is prepared to pay 40M Euros for Michy Batshuayi.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Liverpool transfer window keeps getting funnier.

https://twitter.com/eaamalyon/status/899942142499581952

quote:

Exclusive: The Reds will be told that Barca pressured the playmaker into asking for a move away from Anfield

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

quote:

Former Liverpool captain Ronnie Whelan has criticised the transfer business done by the club this summer.

Writing in the Irish Independent, Whelan says: "Set against the business Manchester United and Manchester City have done, Liverpool and Jurgen Klopp look like amateurs.

"Worse, Ronald Koeman and Everton have been spending like they’ve found a money tree.

"He [Klopp] has some gaping holes in his squad and by the looks of things, no more money to spend unless they take Barcelona’s offer for Philippe Coutinho."

No money to spend? Yeah thats what the issue was when we were throwing £70m for Keita and VVD before this Coutinho poo poo started.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
everton did find money a load of money from man utd

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Jose posted:

everton did find money a load of money from man utd

Yeah that was pretty funny too.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Diva Cupcake posted:

Liverpool transfer window keeps getting funnier.

https://twitter.com/eaamalyon/status/899942142499581952

The rumour is that's behind Dembele's fit with Dortmund too. Barcelona's been going to these players and telling them basically, it's now or never so they have to throw a fit and force a move from their clubs

The sudden and complete devolution of Barcelona into transparently A-grade cunts has been hilarious to watch, imo

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Jason Sextro posted:

The rumour is that's behind Dembele's fit with Dortmund too. Barcelona's been going to these players and telling them basically, it's now or never so they have to throw a fit and force a move from their clubs

The sudden and complete devolution of Barcelona into transparently A-grade cunts has been hilarious to watch, imo

On the Dembele note:


quote:

DORTMUND STAND FIRM ON DEMBELE

Borussia Dortmund say they will not negotiate with Barcelona over a price for Ousmane Dembele as the clock keeps ticking in their stand-off with the want-away winger.

Dortmund suspended Dembele indefinitely on August 10 when the 20-year-old boycotted training in protest after the German club rejected an initial bid from Barcelona.

"We are prepared to sell him and what we want is on the table," confirmed Dortmund's CEO Hans-Joachim Watzke. "When it's not met, Dembele will stay with us. We will not negotiate."

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Jason Sextro posted:

The rumour is that's behind Dembele's fit with Dortmund too. Barcelona's been going to these players and telling them basically, it's now or never so they have to throw a fit and force a move from their clubs

The sudden and complete devolution of Barcelona into transparently A-grade cunts has been hilarious to watch, imo

I don't think Barca would have to do a lot to get players to throw a fit tbh.

"We're Barca and we want to sign you for £100m but your club says no"

What player isn't going to hand in a transfer request at their journeyman club?

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Jason Sextro posted:

The sudden and complete devolution of Barcelona into transparently A-grade cunts has been hilarious to watch, imo

This isn't new.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

sassassin posted:

I don't think Barca would have to do a lot to get players to throw a fit tbh.

"We're Barca and we want to sign you for £100m but your club says no"

What player isn't going to hand in a transfer request at their journeyman club?

Yeah this is pretty tame for Barca's standards.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

sassassin posted:

What player isn't going to hand in a transfer request at their journeyman club?
Dirk Kuyt.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Xabi posted:

Dirk Kuyt.

:smith:

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Xabi posted:

Dirk Kuyt.

that's Drug Cheat Dirk Kuyt

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

peanut- posted:

that's Drug Cheat Dirk Kuyt

:fuckoff:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Wah wah Barca bullied me into wanting to sign for them! I didn't want to really!

This isn't a new money club trying to work their way up it's arguably the biggest club in the world.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




sassassin posted:

This isn't a new money club trying to work their way up it's arguably the biggest club in the world.

We are arguably the biggest club in the world yes. He's glad he stayed.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
If only the local residents could have stayed too.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Brendan Rodgers posted:

We are arguably the biggest club in the world yes. He's glad he stayed.

Yeah Coutinho just had a little slip up.

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aellisr
Oct 11, 2007

Alveolar fibrosis don't give a damn.

Diva Cupcake posted:

Liverpool transfer window keeps getting funnier.

https://twitter.com/eaamalyon/status/899942142499581952

Is this some cosmic balancing for our pursuits of Van Dijk or am I totally validated in shelling Barca for a 20 goal romp on amateur difficulty on FIFA, like a real man? This has been one of the most disheartening windows in a long time :(

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