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anthonypants posted:as a 6s owner, it's a good phone 
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company with over 200 billion dollars of cash in the bank gives new hires 2 year old models of phones it manufactures itself
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:company with over 200 billion dollars of cash in the bank gives new hires 2 year old models of phones it manufactures itself the wealthier you are the cheaper you are. law of nature. or did you think they got that money in the bank by spending it? 
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Aug 21, 2017 19:54
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:company with over 200 billion dollars of cash in the bank gives new hires 2 year old models of phones it manufactures itself maybe it recognizes its new hires probably aren't courageous enough to ditch headphones yet
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Aug 21, 2017 19:57
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they should be at least nice enough to give new hires the correct and best phone, the stebe edition, rather than 2 year old phablets
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Aug 21, 2017 20:04
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[quote="“cis autodrag”" post="“475594454”"] i have Google fi lol I have an iPhone 6s for work though. The touchscreen seems to ignore my fingers half the time. [/quote] I know you’re accustomed to android phones being garbage, but that is not normal for an iPhone. you should have it checked out at the Genius Bar
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Vagrancy fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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Aug 21, 2017 20:43
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https://twitter.com/Fired4Truth/sta...genumber%3D6573
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Aug 21, 2017 20:45
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finally an android for me, the cum enthusiast
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Aug 21, 2017 20:47
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lol this is literally everything google does when it's not just making ad money, how long has this guy been at google
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Aug 21, 2017 21:16
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five years. presumably in the same cube in the corner of the basement the whole time
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Aug 21, 2017 21:17
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lol
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Aug 21, 2017 21:19
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yeah that's some tragic level sad poo poo
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Vagrancy fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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Aug 21, 2017 21:30
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good lord that's a terrible loving paint job. i'd give my students a C for that unless it's supposed to look lumpy, i guess? is the android android supposed to be made of a slowly rotting zucchini?
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Aug 21, 2017 21:56
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Sagebrush posted:good lord that's a terrible loving paint job. i'd give my students a C for that Search your heart for the answer, Sagebrush.
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Aug 21, 2017 21:58
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the finish on that thing looks like 30 year old fiberglass playground equipment that the crew just kept painting over
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Aug 21, 2017 22:04
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Asymmetric POSTer posted:company with over 200 billion dollars of cash in the bank gives new hires 2 year old models of phones it manufactures itself I can't say much more because ndas but suffice it to say the phones they give us can't just be bought in an apple store. There's an extremely limited supply of internal phones for good reason. Not every apple employee gets a phone.
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Aug 21, 2017 22:08
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Apple gets their iPhones from the future ?
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Aug 21, 2017 22:12
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Steve jobs has to personally bequeath iPhones to employees from his crystal palace
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Aug 21, 2017 22:12
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Jony Ive has to configure employee phones, but it is very costly to send hem to the white void beyond space,
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its also why he doesn't know what its like to actually use one of his designs in the real world.
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qirex posted:the finish on that thing looks like 30 year old fiberglass playground equipment that the crew just kept painting over I honestly can't tell what the hell it's made of. it *looks* like spray-painted styrofoam, roughly rasped into shape, but they can't have just used that because it would never stand up. the texture is also similar to poured concrete but that doesn't make sense here either. if i were building it i'd use fiberglass, but you'd have to make a special effort to get fiberglass to have a finish that lovely. my guess is that it's fiberglass, and they made it in like two days so they didn't have time to do a proper layup, and instead just carved a mold out of foam by hand and called it a day. i'm saying two days because even if the finish were that lovely out of the mold, you could bondo and sand it smooth in another few days before painting, but they clearly did not do that either. just low effort all around.
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Aug 21, 2017 22:33
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Sagebrush posted:just low effort all around. android
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Aug 21, 2017 22:34
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By design. The android is intended to represent the OS.
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Aug 21, 2017 22:51
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cis autodrag posted:Not every apple employee gets a phone. lmao
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infernal machines posted:android android?
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syscall girl posted:android? I prefer the term "Artificial Person" myself.
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Aug 21, 2017 23:03
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if i worked at google id just stand up and quit
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lol
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Aug 21, 2017 23:15
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that smug loving turtle
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Sagebrush posted:my guess is that it's fiberglass, and they made it in like two days so they didn't have time to do a proper layup, and instead just carved a mold out of foam by hand and called it a day. i'm saying two days because even if the finish were that lovely out of the mold, you could bondo and sand it smooth in another few days before painting, but they clearly did not do that either.
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Aug 21, 2017 23:16
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infernal machines posted:that smug loving turtle 
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Aug 21, 2017 23:19
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android: now with 100% more product placement also i guess they got rid of the blobby emojis since they realized they looked like poo poo
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Aug 21, 2017 23:25
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NOOO NO NO NO NO I love the turtle so much do NOT replace it
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Aug 21, 2017 23:36
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the blob emojies were like the one thing that google did since gmail that was unequivocally good wtf
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Rex-Goliath posted:the blob emojies were like the one thing that google did since gmail that was unequivocally good wtf yea for real i have a bunch of stickers of them that're going in a future yosmas
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some of the blobs weren't exactly the most clear in meaning, but the adorable simple animals made up for it. A   N   R   O   I   D  
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somebody please tell google about anti-aliasing
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