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Who will earn the Iron Throne
Jon Snow / Stark (Targaryen)
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Breaker of Chains, Mother of dragons, etc. etc. etc.
Cersei Lannister
Cersei's corpse after getting backstabbed by Jamie
Hodo...wait, nevermind.
Zombie Mountain
Arya / Hound spinoff series
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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Some douchebag spoiled a development in the finale for me

I recall when something similar happened for that time when Tyrion x-bowed daddy on the shitter, and I was initially a little pissed off, but now I'm all :geno: pretty much

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Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

Little finger's entire plan hinges on Bran never saying anything useful which seems insane and lazy even by current season standards.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Best Friends posted:

Little finger's entire plan hinges on Bran never saying anything useful which seems insane and lazy even by current season standards.
To be fair, when was the last time Bran did anything useful?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Dead Reckoning posted:

To be fair, when was the last time Bran did anything useful?

🤔

He ruined someone else's whole life since childhood only to sacrifice him for his own survival and gain 🤷🏽‍♀️

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
(Littlefinger pushes Bran out a window again to keep him quiet)

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Dead Reckoning posted:

(Littlefinger pushes Bran out a window again to keep him quiet)

Would actually be cool and good, but it's Arya wearing littlefingers face

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Dead Reckoning posted:

I'm disappointed that they didn't, frankly. I get that Jon, Cerisi and Dany have plot armor until the end, but the rest of these fuckers need to get put back in play. What happens of Tormund bites the dust? We don't get to see whether or not he convinces Brienne to let him show her how they keep warm north of the wall?

Eh, they're probably gonna kill Arya.

Yea I totally get that too, you can see pretty clearly when they ran out of books to follow cos they've gone straight back to every main character having classic tv/hollywood plot armour. So you get poo poo like the Tarlys being burned after they were like, bit parts for 2 episodes or the loving random number of wildling fodder last episode that are virtually never shown except to die. And Benjen out of nowhere was the most pointless one of all.

And yea Tormund dying woulda been fine really but I'm glad there's a chance for him and Hound to be bros now.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The eyes of the wolf on Jon's sword handle opened up. It's there. Go look for it.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

And yea Tormund dying woulda been fine really but I'm glad there's a chance for him and Hound to be bros now.
Willingness to kill likable characters that you wanted to see stick around was part of what made this show great in the first place.

In hindsight, Sansa should have pocketed one of those faces.
Arya: "My sister sent a treasonous scroll on behalf of the Lannisters."
(Lords of the North ooh and grumble)
Sansa: "My sister keeps a bag of faces in her room."
(Throws Walder Frey on the table with a wet splat)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Dead Reckoning posted:

Willingness to kill likable characters that you wanted to see stick around was part of what made this show great in the first place.

In hindsight, Sansa should have pocketed one of those faces.
Arya: "My sister sent a treasonous scroll on behalf of the Lannisters."
(Lords of the North ooh and grumble)
Sansa: "My sister keeps a bag of faces in her room."
(Throws Walder Frey on the table with a wet splat)

I'm pretty sure most of the northern lords would high five her if walder freys face was on the table

Diarrhea Elemental
Apr 2, 2012

Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

Two Finger posted:

I'm pretty sure most of the northern lords would high five her if walder freys face was on the table

"Wait, Arya is the one that killed ALL the Freys? Holy poo poo, why isn't she Lady of Winterfell?"

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Dead Reckoning posted:

To be fair, when was the last time Bran did anything useful?

In Brans defense now that he's the 3eyedravenwhatever he sees all time and places so some relatively small period of time with some human drama probably is like a slight fart in a crowded football stadium...
They just need to plant that Bran-tato because he's a real drag on the party

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Dead Reckoning posted:

Willingness to kill likable characters that you wanted to see stick around was part of what made this show great in the first place.


Uh yea dude, that's what I was just saying with the whole plot armour thing. I was agreeing with you :shrug:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

Willingness to kill likable characters that you wanted to see stick around was part of what made this show great in the first place.

In hindsight, Sansa should have pocketed one of those faces.
Arya: "My sister sent a treasonous scroll on behalf of the Lannisters."
(Lords of the North ooh and grumble)
Sansa: "My sister keeps a bag of faces in her room."
(Throws Walder Frey on the table with a wet splat)

I didn't realize the face Sansa's holding when Arya interrupts her was Frey until the recap at the end. :lol:

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Arya's been playing Sansa and LIttlefinger the past couple episodes and is gonna shank littlefinger in the back while he's giving some rousing speech or something because this show is a retarded predictable poo poo heap

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
I hope she's playing him right now, while he thinks he's pulling her strings.

Sansa's in on it or will be, and will stab him with the fancy knife, then Arya will step out from somewhere so he can see her.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Hoping for some decent bloodshed tonight.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
How long is tonight's episode?

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
79 minutes.


So, who's gonna be the big death scene at the end? There's got to be at least one major death tonight.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





it's sansa

just remember it's an odd numbered season and we haven't seen a stark bite it yet

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
huron or euron or however you spell his dumb name is gonna show up with his fleet in the winterfell moat, then hes gonna murder the remainder of the starks

jon snow is not a stark so he doesnt count

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





would be ok with that tbh

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yeah we're about due for Euron's armada to handwave somewhere and gently caress poo poo up

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Euron's fleet shows up, gets sunk by dragons.

No Starks die.

No Lannisters die.

The dead guy gets turned over to whats his name that made Zombie Mountain. End of the episode shows him being attacked/eaten by the AotD thing because it gets loose in his lab.


Yara is released as part of the cease fire agreement.

Walkers are standing at the gates of Eastwatch as the closing shot.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Genocide Tendency posted:

The dead guy gets turned over to whats his name that made Zombie Mountain. End of the episode shows him being attacked/eaten by the AotD thing because it gets loose in his lab.

Hey that's my theory get your own

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

But I mean Cersei is gonna die at some point for sure right


Probably another dragon death to the huge crossbow thing

Also where's Zombie mountain vs hound 🤔

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

But I mean Cersei is gonna die at some point for sure right


Probably another dragon death to the huge crossbow thing

Also where's Zombie mountain vs hound 🤔

Cersei doesn't die until the last episode of the series.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
I just want Clegane Bowl to be better than Mayweather Mcgregor

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
its Ghost

Ghost dies.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Yo, I want a death by giant crossbow thing

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Yo, I want a death by giant crossbow thing

Some dothraki dude got owned by giant crossbow couple weeks ago

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Yeah but still hasn't killed a dragon

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Genocide Tendency posted:


Walkers are standing at the gates of Eastwatch as the closing shot.

With everyone else having fast travel this season, the white walkers should be in Dorne by now.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
The night king and his army bounce over and conquer Essos while everyone else is sitting around a table frowning at each other.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Can't believe the wishes for violence against those good draggos :(

Melthir
Dec 29, 2009

I need to go scrap some money together cause my avatar is just sad.
Holy poo poo. Double bitch tag team.: :(
I got played.

ding dong balish is dead

:dong:

Melthir fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Aug 28, 2017

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I don't think we have to spoiler things anymore but nice way to wrap things up.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cersei is so goddamn dumb and keeps trying to play 15th dimension chess.

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
She's going to make another army of the dead to defend kings landing.

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