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StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Problem solver up there, folks.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Presidenting is haaaaaaard. :qq:

edit: hahaha "thugs and YES... LOOOOOSERS!" hahahahahahaha

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
LOOZERS@!!!

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



How does one prosecute a war?

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

"...and, that's right, LOSERS!"

loving trump

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
What do you think about the terrorist organizations that paralyzed our country for the last 16 years, made us strip ourselves of our own rights, caused violence from misguided domestic terrorists thinking they're fighting them, and generally succeeded in their mission?

"LOSERS."

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


gently caress it, let's go to war with Pakistan too. No more deadlines, war eternal, blood for the blood god, hail orb.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Tumble posted:

why is he doing such retarded stuff with his hands?!!?

I dislike everything Donald does, but his hands are the worst.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Did someone give him an illustrated copy of babbys first sun tzu

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
https://twitter.com/AndrewKirell/status/899799638051520512

eeeheheehe

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
"I'm not going to tell you about my healthcare plan because then people will copy it." *DIDN'T HAVE ONE*

"I'm not going to tell you my 30 day plan to defeat ISIS because then they'll see it coming." *NOPE, DIDN'T HAVE THAT*

"I'm not going to say how or when we're going to attack the terrorists." *NO WAY HE KNOWS THE ANSWER TO EITHER OF THOSE THINGS*

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



gently caress diplomacy we're going balls deep in terrorist genocide

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Calling out pakistan,


huh

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

oh cool, we're going to war with pakistan

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Let's invade Pakistan asap

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

How does one prosecute a war?

It's an old roman thing, as a "legal" action, war is prosecuted instead of say, performed or executed

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Why aren't people booing? The rules are out according to trump

mexi
Mar 17, 2003

Time to call it a night.
Lmao. He keeps pronouncing Asia "AYY-JUH".

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
I mean if anyone is actually serious about taking out the taliban you need to go to war with waziristan, the secret country on the afgan-pakistan border sooo

Caufman
May 7, 2007

flashy_mcflash posted:

Did someone give him an illustrated copy of babbys first sun tzu

James Mattis did.

Gee, I wish James Mattis was giving this address. It's ok, at least he's still the de facto commander in chief.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



No more soldiers.

WAR-FIGHTERS!

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
lol trump looks and sounds like poo poo, like he's been screaming at everybody and losing sleep

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


:smugdon:: Our basic tenants for success in Afghanistan and South East Ayyyysia are this: 1. Business as usual, losers. 2. Don't worry bout it, fags, I got this.

brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
"We're going to bomb more weddings and funerals than ever before!"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Retribution is a word not usually used by a pres

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

and we're going to rape their mineral resources to pay for it

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Afghanistan will pay for the war.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



This is what sets off 9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo, isn't it?

Edit: Assghanistan

LordoftheScheisse
Jan 16, 2016

Burt Sexual posted:

Why aren't people booing? The rules are out according to trump

Room fulla grunts.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
"TRUMP WILL BRING HOME OUR TROOPS AND PULL OUT US OF STUPID FOREIGN WARS."

"ACTUALLY I AM FINE WITH SENDING MORE TROOPS TO AFGHANISTAN TOO BECAUSE I AGREE WITH ANYTHING A REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT DOES FOREVER"

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


poo poo their blood

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

This is what sets off 9/11 2: Electric Boogaloo, isn't it?

Edit: Assghanistan

I heard that too, he definitely said assghanistan.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



30 minutes to say nothing.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!





ahahaha loving Tucker Carlson jesus dude cmon

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

lol, really captures the essence of Trump

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Would you be in trouble if you did not stand and applaud?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Trump just declared war on no one in particular, with no defined beginning and end

lmao

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LordoftheScheisse posted:

Room fulla grunts.

I liked him talking about the Arlington cemetery to them and saying we will always remember you. Like literally said that.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

That wasn't so much a :lol:, as it was just low energy and :sad:.

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