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You can't post that without the IRL punchline
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Aug 22, 2017 15:13
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I love a good warhams joke
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Aug 22, 2017 15:20
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You should see microwave's mom tough.
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Aug 22, 2017 15:49
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RaspberryCommie posted:I still don't get it. It's just a microwave panel. The joke was supposed to be the weird settings. Micro power? Chaos Defrost? Turbo Reheat? Am I looking at a fighting game combo list?
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RareAcumen posted:The joke was supposed to be the weird settings. Micro power? Chaos Defrost? Turbo Reheat? Am I looking at a fighting game combo list? Thats what I thought until people started going all 
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Aug 22, 2017 17:46
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The real chaos defrost was in our hearts all along
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Aug 22, 2017 18:34
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Aug 22, 2017 19:34
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Aug 22, 2017 19:38
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https://twitter.com/NASAMoon/status/899681358737539073
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Aug 22, 2017 20:02
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zoux posted:
Please don't steal the name of my band, vampire breast lift.
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Aug 22, 2017 21:59
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Vampire face lifts would be a goldmine! "Alright, we're ready to take the bandages off... how'd it go? A complete success, of course! Yes, I'm afraid you'll just have to take my word for it" 
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Aug 23, 2017 00:00
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I'm slowly spiralling into madness because nobody is seeing the Sepultura joke I'm seeing in that microwave panel
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Aug 23, 2017 00:09
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https://twitter.com/davebromage/status/899538761939386368
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Mezzanine posted:Vampire face lifts would be a goldmine!
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Aug 23, 2017 00:20
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Aug 23, 2017 00:22
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:...what? It's a pun on Orchestral Manoeuvres un the Dark.
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Aug 23, 2017 00:23
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youve never been to hawk/kestrel manoeuvres in the park? we have an almost 60 year tradition of hawk/kestrel manoeuvres in the park here
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Aug 23, 2017 00:24
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"I guess you could say manoeuvres are not within my oeuvre." "Shut up, Niles."
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Aug 23, 2017 00:31
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Screaming Idiot posted:It's a pun on Orchestral Manoeuvres un the Dark. I've never heard of them and also never encountered a 'falconry display' Here's something funny http://i.imgur.com/mtWiWbV.mp4
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Aug 23, 2017 00:38
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:I've never heard of them and also never encountered a 'falconry display' Are you 12? I believe everything from the 80s is officially funny now, so this is thread relevant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPmTGFg06zA
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Aug 23, 2017 00:41
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Facebook Aunt posted:Are you 12? I believe everything from the 80s is officially funny now, so this is thread relevant. That's a good song! 'Cause I'm old. 
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Aug 23, 2017 01:02
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Apparently a vampire facial is where you have your own blood injected into your face. http://www.elle.com/beauty/makeup-skin-care/news/a14931/kim-kardashians-vampire-facial/
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Aug 23, 2017 01:08
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Well I can do that at home. If I'm going to inject my own blood somewhere into my body, you can believe I will start with the penis and testes.
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Aug 23, 2017 01:10
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Can you fill your nuts with injected blood and then can blood? Asking for a friend
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Aug 23, 2017 02:59
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Is your friend a vampiric squirrel? Or a nutsferatu if you must be technical. Maybe even a Woodchukula?
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When it comes to questions of blood or semen, I've made it my life's mission to always respond with Yes.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Is your friend a vampiric squirrel? Or a nutsferatu if you must be technical. Maybe even a Woodchukula? Bunnicula was a good book.
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Aug 23, 2017 03:34
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Caufman posted:When it comes to questions of blood or semen, I've made it my life's mission to always respond with Yes. 
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Aug 23, 2017 03:35
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Randaconda posted:That's a good song! OMD is great.
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After searching for the source of this image I uh, feel kind of bad. Now here is a list of child actors who are psychotic or dead:
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Aug 23, 2017 06:42
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429749/River-Phoenix-knew-suffering-overdose-night-died-says-friend.html Wait, crap this isn't funny at all
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Aug 23, 2017 06:45
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If he develops asthma, make sure to hide the droids and younglings. He may be Vader some day later, but for now his brain is pan-fried.
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Aug 23, 2017 07:38
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Screaming Idiot posted:He may be Vader some day later, but for now his brain is pan-fried. 
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Aug 23, 2017 09:23
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Caufman posted:When it comes to questions of blood or semen, I've made it my life's mission to always respond with Yes. Is that you, Andres Serrano?
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syscall girl posted:After searching for the source of this image I uh, feel kind of bad. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Child_actors
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