Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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xXAdmiralBekHarXx: Jul 11, 2017; by zen death robot

They're updating it live to make it more stable. Again. You know how that goes.

They do that poo poo every livestream too. Last year every livestream was late by like 20-30 minutes because they were updating the build.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:55

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# ? May 29, 2024 23:29

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

lmao, yeah Lowtax comes up with concept Derek avatars for people to purchase.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:55

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Once he's built up momentum? nope

I think Lowtax should do referral discounts. If you change Derek's avatar and he changes it next, you get $2 off your next purchase.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:56

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:

They're updating it live to make it more stable. Again. You know how that goes.

They do that poo poo every livestream too. Last year every livestream was late by like 20-30 minutes because they were updating the build.

What keyboards are those?

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:57

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Needlessly expensive ones

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:57

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

ZDR should write a script to change Derek's avatar to a copy of someone else's at midnight every night

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:57

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Lowtax barely has the wherewithal to beg for money, you really think he has some elaborate avatar scheme?

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:58

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

So, will Derek ask for a refund from SA? I'd like MoMa to evaluate the ToS of this dead gay comedy forum.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:58

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Polish Avenger posted:

Perhaps consider that your reaction could possibly encourage the perpetrators.

Yeah, but as long as it's not Lowtax (or a mod/admin), I don't mind. How many of us actually pay to support a site we poo poo-post on regularly? Over the years, I have donated to the site for various things. So it doesn't bother me at all. It's disposal income. Though I would be better off spending it on JPEG ships.

ps: Lowtax has checked. He tells me that it's neither him, nor a mod/admin that's doing it. Which is great!! So this will be my personal fundraising drive for the site. So LET'S GO BITCHES!!!

<--- pps: Sonofabitch. That's just lazy, and not at all creative! :negative:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:58

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

What time PST on Friday can we watch this poo poo show?

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:59

NVB: Jan 23, 2010; Grimey Drawer

Colostomy Bag posted:

What keyboards are those?

Looks like http://www.corsair.com/en-eu/k55-harpoon-rgb-gaming-keyboard-and-mouse-combo-eu

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:59

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Polish Avenger posted:

He's doing reddit comments before they get cool.

I never Warsaw it coming.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:00

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Somewhere a man who owns a forum is facepalming himself thinking..."what next?"

# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:00

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

<--- pps: Sonofabitch. That's just lazy, and not at all creative!

mlyp

# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:00

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

3.0 Jesus Patch posted:

Looks like http://www.corsair.com/en-eu/k55-harpoon-rgb-gaming-keyboard-and-mouse-combo-eu

Thanks, expected some $300 dollar monstrosity.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:01

Mr Fronts: Jan 31, 2016; Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Here's where we find the SA avatar mechanism is simply bugged, and Derek's been needlessly shovelling :10bux:

at Lowtax for days.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:02

lazorexplosion: Mar 19, 2016

the mods, Derek Smart and Lowtax are conspiring to bait goons into buying Derek endless new avatars just by changing it back each time we buy him a new one. He's been in on it since the beginning. :tinfoil:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:02

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

Variable 5 posted:

Yes I'm sure the company behind a reloadable card will bend over backwards to file your claim

You don't have a bank account, do you? Oh right. You have one of those cheap ones which doesn't give you the ability to either generate CC numbers, or allow you to have a separate reloadable card. loving pleb.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:03

Spuckuk: Aug 11, 2009; Being a bastard works

lazorexplosion posted:

the mods, Derek Smart and Lowtax are conspiring to bait goons into buying Derek endless new avatars just by changing it back each time we buy him a new one. He's been in on it since the beginning.

Once again, goons were the real enemy all along :'(

# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:03

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...