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qhat posted:Got the job. Guy wanted to low ball me, but I was able to get the required figs out of him. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbwOYMFtw1k
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qhat posted:Got the job. Guy wanted to low ball me, but I was able to get the required figs out of him. goongrats
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 01:51 |
old coworker reached out to me about a new job, might be some more paper stacking in my future
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 01:59 |
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PokeJoe posted:old coworker reached out to me about a new job, might be some more paper stacking in my future You should try computer touching instead. Can probably earn a lot more.
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I spent 15 minutes on the phone with a recruiter to give her a huge amount of information as to what the person we are looking for should have. The basics boil down to: Musts: - Linux - C++ - GIT Wants: - Gstreamer - Postgres - Embedded Linux Homerun: - PJSIP First resume she gives me: C#/.NET MSSQL No Linux No C++ WTF lady? If I wanted a .NET developer I would go down to my local Home Depot and pick one that's standing there waiting for a day job. I need a real programmer!
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 11:50 |
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recruiters status when you are on the hiring end: still lovely.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 11:54 |
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OWLS! posted:recruiters status when you are on the hiring end: still lovely. Here is the email I sent her: quote:Hey (worthless recruiter); Here's her email back: quote:Hi Ratbert, JFC
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 13:45 |
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at least they didn't doctor the resume, been there done that
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 14:00 |
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guy from $client at last job (pretty much the sole reason i left last job was $client) hit me up 'would you consider working here???' want to respond "absolutely for literally a million dollars a year"
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 14:52 |
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InfrastructureWeek posted:guy from $client at last job (pretty much the sole reason i left last job was $client) hit me up 'would you consider working here???' this reminds me of myself and another dev getting friend requests on Facebook from $client after leaving our last jobs and thinking: nooooope I know where this is going
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:17 |
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ratbert90 posted:Here is the email I sent her: Rofl. Funny seeing how terrible recruiters are from the other end.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:23 |
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This guy is into computers so I feel very confident he'd be able to take on the role for which he fills absolutely no requirements.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:24 |
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My department has been trying to hire an electrical engineer and it has taught me that recruiters don't actually have access to any super secret good jobs and/or candidates. They amass a list of names and resumes, they throw said resumes at any job tangentially related to them, and then get out of recruiting after 3 years once enough of the jobs stick.
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ThePeavstenator posted:My department has been trying to hire an electrical engineer and it has taught me that recruiters don't actually have access to any super secret good jobs and/or candidates. They amass a list of names and resumes, they throw said resumes at any job tangentially related to them, and then get out of recruiting after 3 years once enough of the jobs stick. so what you're saying is that recruiting is like online dating
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:41 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:My department has been trying to hire an electrical engineer and it has taught me that recruiters don't actually have access to any super secret good jobs and/or candidates. They amass a list of names and resumes, they throw said resumes at any job tangentially related to them, and then get out of recruiting after 3 years once enough of the jobs stick. This is mostly true, all of the jobs are posted on indeed anyway. I remember once I told a guy not to call me unless he had opportunities directly related to my resume and experience, and low and behold he calls me to introduce himself and tell me he has nothing. I wasn't surprised at all.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 16:41 |
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PokeJoe posted:old coworker reached out to me about a new job, might be some more paper stacking in my future I left my old job a month ago (and moved across the country). I've had two recruiters in a row approach me about applying for it. (Good luck finding commercial Unix C++ programmers guys you're gonna need it)
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 17:05 |
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Already got a reply this morning for a position I applied to yesterday. Got a "you might be a good fit" reply and they want to do a phonecall.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 17:12 |
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i got my green card
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 17:17 |
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Sapozhnik posted:i got my green card
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 17:38 |
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Sapozhnik posted:i got my green card goondolences
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 17:56 |
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qhat posted:This guy is into computers so I feel very confident he'd be able to take on the role for which he fills absolutely no requirements. HE'S VERY PASSIONATE! Even though you need embedded Linux experience and GStreamer, his PASSION will make him fast!
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:00 |
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tfw the recruiter is late escorting you from the lobby
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:18 |
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my linkedin profile is a picture of a cat with my skills/interests as "cats, baking, .NET" and i still get recruiters messaging me, usually about F# stuff
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:36 |
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Sapozhnik posted:i got my green card congratulations, you may have to carry around a picture of Donald Trump in your wallet for the next 5 years. Look on the back, just above the "If found drop in any mailbox" message is a tiny set of 45 circles, each containing a portrait of the presidents. My friend got his a few weeks ago and was lucky enough to get one from the old stock that didn't have Donnie on it yet.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:53 |
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minato posted:congratulations, you may have to carry around a picture of Donald Trump in your wallet for the next 5 years. I reaaallllly thought this was going to end with "for if the secret police ever question your allegiances"
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:57 |
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ratbert90 posted:If I wanted a .NET developer I would go down to my local Home Depot and pick one that's standing there waiting for a day job. I need a real programmer!
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 19:04 |
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well, unfortunately president #45 is going to be etched indelibly into human history, yes. it would be nice if we all just referred to the senile egomaniac as just "number 45" in the future though. looking on the bright side though, andrew jackson is worse. at least the current guy hasn't started a campaign of genocide yet.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 19:10 |
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trail of liberal tears
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 20:02 |
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modern liberals would love to live on reservations since theyre safe spaces for liked minded people who cant cope in modern society
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 20:09 |
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Phone screen now locked in for tomorrow. One of the things going to be discussed is figgies.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 20:29 |
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it’s confirmed the figgies are mine offer letter coming soon
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 20:54 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:it’s confirmed the figgies are mine Gratz. C++?
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 20:57 |
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Let us pray: "The figgies be with you." *And also with you*
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 20:58 |
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rails lol
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 20:58 |
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ThePeavstenator posted:Let us pray: yeah but sometime in the last ten years only your spirit is allowed to receive figgies this way
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 21:01 |
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mod saas posted:yeah but sometime in the last ten years only your spirit is allowed to receive figgies this way the correct answer was actually "lift up your figgies"
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 21:08 |
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Our father in heaven, grant us your figgies
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 21:20 |
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congrats to all new figgie and green card havers.
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 21:22 |
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Luigi Thirty posted:rails lol You do like your dead platforms
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through waiting and accounting being the most powerful and least powerful department in every company i've been offered a job doing big data and deep learning i really hope someone will specify what exactly needs to be accomplished because it's vague af
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