Star Citizen: Death of a Space Thread?

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IcarusUpHigh: Dec 20, 2016

Well I started The Expanse yesterday and binged a whole series in a day off work. It's brilliant, and made me want to play a massive multiplayer space opera game like Star Citizen but not have it be a lovely broken mess with no aspirations.

Look how excited that subreddit is getting over a few images of stuff that should've been in the game years ago...Cutlass black with a rover and a planet (moon?)! 3.0 is definitely going to show those Goons what's what!

# ? Aug 23, 2017 10:49

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 00:23

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/900293300820860928

# ? Aug 23, 2017 10:54

Plural Abysss: Feb 25, 2016

I see Derek

# ? Aug 23, 2017 10:57

kilus aof: Mar 24, 2001

Star Citizen is saved.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:01

BeigeJacket: Jul 21, 2005

Plural Abysss posted:

I see Derek

lol is he seriously in the audience on this livestream?

If so I expect an Ian Paisley screaming at the Pope moment.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:02

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Is Derek early? I thought he wasn't due there until later.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:03

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Star Citizen Trading Cards?

Goddamn, who did call that? TheAgent?

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:04

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Holy loving poo poo trading cards, who called that?

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:04

Sassy Sasquatch: Feb 28, 2013

LMFAO QR code cards that give you access to ... a ship sale !

Keep on trucking Croberts !

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:05

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

Xaerael posted:

Holy loving poo poo trading cards, who called that?

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:05

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

tuo posted:

Star Citizen Trading Cards?

Goddamn, who did call that? TheAgent?

are you making GBS threads me

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:05

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Xaerael posted:

Holy loving poo poo trading cards, who called that?

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:05

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:06

BeigeJacket: Jul 21, 2005

"BLACK IS BACK!"

*looks directly at the black dude on stage, quickly looks away as the sheer awkwardness of the moment hits*

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:07

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

SPECIAL SHIP PRESALE AT LOW INTRODUCTORY PRICES! HERE'S A FAKE SHIP RIGHT NOW! ALSO WE COLLECT TWEETS FROM NOT-GOONS!

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:08

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/ChambersArt/status/900298276334964737

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:08

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Another community manager...how many is that? Five?

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:09

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Disco is absolutely loving geeked.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:09

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/900291793706782720

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:10

starkebn: May 18, 2004; "Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

can't believe how lucky I am to be in a timezone that is good for watching this clown show

:australia:

e: wow, they're really starting out with a bang aren't they - talking about the community manager's resume

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:10

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

loving hell trading cards lmao.
No game what so ever, but we got cards fam.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:12

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

lol we also have the b2b boot, where Chris is working on the demo errr PORTION of a demo.

lmao, not even a full demo... A PORTION

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:14

Plural Abysss: Feb 25, 2016

oh here we go

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:14

kilus aof: Mar 24, 2001

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:15

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

So they have one moon.

e: and without quantum travel. It's a level, confirmed.

ee: hey, Derek actually DID call that

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:16

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

"AND WE DISABLED QUANTUM TRAVEL".

LOL.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:16

BeigeJacket: Jul 21, 2005

yeah its just spacebikes on a moon. GROUNDBREAKING.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:16

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

lmao disabled mobiglass and disabled Quantum jump... in other words a basic level in Cryengine.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:16

no_recall: Aug 17, 2015; Lipstick Apathy

Reset server every 15 mins.

Memory leak issues?

Hahahahahahaha.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:17

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

Every 15 minutes we have to reset the servers.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:17

Plural Abysss: Feb 25, 2016

Sad trombone: The Game

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:17

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

LOL at the memory leak so they have to restart everything after 15 minutes.

Goddamn this is cringe worthy

here, have a cringe worthy meme catte

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:17

ewe2: Jul 1, 2009

It's the size of my code, nothing WEIRD

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:17

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Decrepus posted:

I lolled

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:18

AP: Jul 12, 2004; One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them; Grimey Drawer

12 man instance, server reset every 15 minutes.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:19

kilus aof: Mar 24, 2001

The Nox looking real janky in 3rd person.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:19

Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

whats up with the stupid overlay on the screen? Half of your screen is gone.

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:19

BeigeJacket: Jul 21, 2005

The moon textures look nice enough I suppose?

3rd person view of the spacebike is surprisingly unfidelitous

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:19

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

That flight model.....that f***** flight model....

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:20

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Rugganovich: Apr 29, 2017

ewe2 posted:

Happy Gamescon! Have some new parp!

Features:

* dumb music
* dumb lyrics
* parps
* kazoo and real fake accordion!
* no noses were harmed in the production of this disaster.

Well done compadre

# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:21

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