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Screenshot from the aftermath. You can see the outline of his body against the truck, and where his head popped like a tomato. NSFW, NMS, GORE: http://i.imgur.com/4TNgoBq.png EDIT: All the people, Chinese or not, that have seen this have all had a similar reaction of "What kind of idiot gives their life up for a truck? Who would be able to stop a truck like that? So stupid." EDIT 2: The original video has over 1500 views already. Someone must have posted it somewhere else. I didn't. Haier fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Aug 23, 2017 |
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Aug 23, 2017 10:30
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He thought his truck would take him places, but it only brought him to a head end.
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Aug 23, 2017 10:39
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Crushed by the Wheels of Industry
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Aug 23, 2017 10:47
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Aw, what? That's nothing.
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Aug 23, 2017 10:50
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WarpedNaba posted:Aw, what? That's nothing. Yeah, I mean, he just stubbed his 頭. tóu=head
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Aug 23, 2017 10:54
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Haier posted:Screenshot from the aftermath. You can see the outline of his body against the truck, and where his head popped like a tomato.   the chinese don't tend to use tomatoes in cooking thankyou for satisfying my curiosity dear goon
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Aug 23, 2017 10:56
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chinese puns are the loving worst, good thing they are outlawed
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Aug 23, 2017 10:56
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schmuckfeatures posted:
Tell that to every single Chinese person who only knows how to cook one dish: Eggs and tomato
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Aug 23, 2017 11:02
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schmuckfeatures posted:
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Aug 23, 2017 11:28
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i have seen more people die in this thread then i have in my 5 consecutive tours in Afghanistan
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Aug 23, 2017 11:29
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Since there stopped being fleets of construction vehicles on my commute I haven't seen anyone die IRL in a while. All the deaths I saw in China were people on bikes getting plastered by dump trucks and the like when one or the other decided to ignore a traffic light.
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Aug 23, 2017 11:33
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I thought of another one: it was a real box truck rebellion
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Aug 23, 2017 11:55
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Haier posted:Pro tip: DO NOT TRY TO SECURE A GOD drat TRUCK AGAINST THE WIND WITH YOUR MIDDLE-AGED ARMS. YOU WILL LOSE. i really feel like the gaokao needs to start aski questions about absurd ways to die so Chinese people will start learning not to do poo poo like this If a truck is being blown around in the wind and it is your job to secure it, you should: A) call your boss and ask for advice B) prop yourself against it and do your best to hold it up C) stand off to the side inside somewhere away from where the truck is being blown D) have a rest in the truck Like so many kids would study this and know what to do. It would cut down on so many meaningless deaths
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Aug 23, 2017 12:09
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BONGHITZ posted:i have seen more people die in this thread then i have in my 5 consecutive tours in Afghanistan lmao good post
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Aug 23, 2017 12:25
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The Great Autismo! posted:i really feel like the gaokao needs to start aski questions about absurd ways to die so Chinese people will start learning not to do poo poo like this "Yes, why not?" "OK."
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Aug 23, 2017 12:29
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Uhm. I don't know why he didn't channel his Qi (Chi) to keep the truck upright.
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Aug 23, 2017 12:34
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schmuckfeatures posted:
Hunh, in what regions don't they use tomatoes? They seem to be a popular addition in Muslim Chinese food, and Sichuan food uses them pretty regularly, and of course there's scrambled eggs and tomatoes, which seems to be more or less found everywhere...
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The most horifying part of that gif is the truck starting to move in the wind after it falls like a giant grinding block 
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Haier posted:LOL, of course. thats the first time ive seen a truck flip over here that wasnt caused by the driver being a fuckstick Haier posted:Pro tip: DO NOT TRY TO SECURE A GOD drat TRUCK AGAINST THE WIND WITH YOUR MIDDLE-AGED ARMS. YOU WILL LOSE. I really enjoy that rather than turning the truck into the wind he kept it lengthwise and planned to hold it upright with his bare hands for a few hours until the wind stopped
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Aug 23, 2017 14:28
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Just FYI, word on the street is that Black Ant works as advertised.
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P-Mack posted:Just FYI, word on the street is that Black Ant works as advertised. Public Notification: “Black Ant" Contains Undeclared Drug Ingredient e: lmao i made it up but guess what: https://www.fda.gov/Drugs/ResourcesForYou/Consumers/BuyingUsingMedicineSafely/MedicationHealthFraud/ucm247395.htm it does!
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Aug 23, 2017 16:56
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It's probably the yellow ant from simant
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My wife asked me about it because she overheard people talking about it at her work. So she asked me if I had ever heard of it and I had to say yes, I know of this product from a thread on a dying message board where people talk about Chinese dick pills and the ongoing adventures of a sexpat with an undiagnosed bowel disorder.
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P-Mack posted:My wife asked me about it because she overheard people talking about it at her work. So she asked me if I had ever heard of it and I had to say yes, I know of this product from a thread on a dying message board where people talk about Chinese dick pills and the ongoing adventures of a sexpat with an undiagnosed bowel disorder. sorry about your dick disorder
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Aug 23, 2017 17:29
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Glenn Quebec posted:Uhm. I don't know why he didn't channel his Qi (Chi) to keep the truck upright. Nothing can stop final destination once it starts
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Aug 23, 2017 19:18
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train driver loves a kip https://my.mixtape.moe/xwnmbu.mp4
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big time bisexual posted:train driver loves a kip have a rest, good for healthy!
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Guys, my wife's birthday is the week after next, I will trade my toothpick crossbow for a handful of Chinese dick pills. PM me if interested.
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Aug 23, 2017 23:18
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why not let the truck fall over, i doubt it would do much damage to a truck like that
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Aug 23, 2017 23:29
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P-Mack posted:Just FYI, word on the street is that Black Ant works as advertised. Courtesy of the drugs.txt thread hypnotizee posted:don't think this one's been posted yet.
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drat that guy must have felt like goku for the 2 seconds he managed to hold the truck upright before being crushed
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Not just weird boner pills but a lot of TCM cures these days tend to have knockoff pharmaceuticals thrown in, because if it starts clearly doing something (even if it's not what it's supposed to be doing) then it must be working and TCM must really be right. If you sell someone boner powder and they actually get a fantastic erection then you just got yourself a repeat customer.
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Last night this woman from Tantan I have been meeting stayed over. Wow. What a treat. For all the crazy people and bad sex and fiveheads and hair caves and terrible experiences, she was a great farewell to my Shenzhen experience. I have nothing bad to say, and nothing weird came out of it. I normally don't post these kinds of "good" things, but since I am leaving soon and she will be the last lady friend I make here, I figure I should tip my fedora to her excellent skills and fantastic body as the holy baba Xi smiled his warm Disney character grace on me.
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Pirate Radar posted:Not just weird boner pills but a lot of TCM cures these days tend to have knockoff pharmaceuticals thrown in, because if it starts clearly doing something (even if it's not what it's supposed to be doing) then it must be working and TCM must really be right. If you sell someone boner powder and they actually get a fantastic erection then you just got yourself a repeat customer. There was a huge rash of liver failure a while back because TCM people were filling their cockroach powder with acetaminophen to make it actually do something and since they are stupid they were giving fatal doses. Like how when you look up any of those classic 19th century patent medicines they're just full of morphine and booze. I feel great, doc! 
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Haier posted:Last night this woman from Tantan I have been meeting stayed over. Wow. What a treat. For all the crazy people and bad sex and fiveheads and hair caves and terrible experiences, she was a great farewell to my Shenzhen experience. I have nothing bad to say, and nothing weird came out of it. I normally don't post these kinds of "good" things, but since I am leaving soon and she will be the last lady friend I make here, I figure I should tip my fedora to her excellent skills and fantastic body as the holy baba Xi smiled his warm Disney character grace on me. here's hoping you planted that hybrid seed
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From Hong Kong's recent typhoon hit http://i.imgur.com/yfcCYGD.mp4
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