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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Also wtf steroid dudes just let the thing die. We posted a bunch of objectively horrifying and hilarious poo poo from your thread but we don't really give a single poo poo if you explode your heart injecting horse semen into it or whatever, and coming in to explain how great and magical horse semen actually is for a human heart isn't gonna do anything but make everyone laugh at your thread full of horrors more

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Aesop Poprock posted:

Also wtf steroid dudes just let the thing die. We posted a bunch of objectively horrifying and hilarious poo poo from your thread but we don't really give a single poo poo if you explode your heart injecting horse semen into it or whatever, and coming in to explain how great and magical horse semen actually is for a human heart isn't gonna do anything but make everyone laugh at your thread full of horrors more

Don't listen to this man. I'm still on the fence on the whole issue. I still can be swayed one way or the other.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Aesop Poprock posted:

Also wtf steroid dudes just let the thing die. We posted a bunch of objectively horrifying and hilarious poo poo from your thread but we don't really give a single poo poo if you explode your heart injecting horse semen into it or whatever, and coming in to explain how great and magical horse semen actually is for a human heart isn't gonna do anything but make everyone laugh at your thread full of horrors more

A Thread Full of Horrors

For a Few Horrors More

The Good, the Bad, and the Roidy

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Aesop Poprock posted:

Is that dude also the lead singer in Swan Lake?
Swan Lake had three singers: Spencer Krug (Wolf Parade, Sunset Rubdown), Dan Bejar (Destroyer, New Pornographers), and Carey(?) Mercer (Frog Eyes)

Krug did All Fires, Bluebird, Are You Swimming In Her Pools, Nubile Days from the first album; and Paper Lace, Settle on Your Skin, and Hand at Dusk on the second. You should listen to more Spencer Krug stuff.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Swan Lake is a ballet by Tchaikovsky, and includes no singing.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

FactsAreUseless posted:

Swan Lake had three singers: Spencer Krug (Wolf Parade, Sunset Rubdown), Dan Bejar (Destroyer, New Pornographers), and Carey(?) Mercer (Frog Eyes)

Krug did All Fires, Bluebird, Are You Swimming In Her Pools, Nubile Days from the first album; and Paper Lace, Settle on Your Skin, and Hand at Dusk on the second. You should listen to more Spencer Krug stuff.

Beast Moans is one of my favorite albums ever but I never really looked into it further. I knew it was technically a super group or collaboration effort. The weirdest part is that I've smoked weed with the New Pornographers before and had no idea Bejar had anything to do with Swan Lake.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Syd Midnight posted:

You'll understand when you've taken the red pill,

-----------------8<------------------

you're done, go home

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Aesop Poprock posted:

Beast Moans is one of my favorite albums ever but I never really looked into it further. I knew it was technically a super group or collaboration effort. The weirdest part is that I've smoked weed with the New Pornographers before and had no idea Bejar had anything to do with Swan Lake.
Their second album, Enemy Mine, is better.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I preferred their earlier work.

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

FactsAreUseless posted:

Swan Lake had three singers: Spencer Krug (Wolf Parade, Sunset Rubdown), Dan Bejar (Destroyer, New Pornographers), and Carey(?) Mercer (Frog Eyes)

Krug did All Fires, Bluebird, Are You Swimming In Her Pools, Nubile Days from the first album; and Paper Lace, Settle on Your Skin, and Hand at Dusk on the second. You should listen to more Spencer Krug stuff.

Krug also has a solo project called Moonface, it owns.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

putrid aidsman posted:

Krug also has a solo project called Moonface, it owns.
Oh yeah, it's good too. City Wrecker has his two best songs on it (Daughter of a Dove and The Fog). I was disappointed by the latest release though, I don't think the partnership with Siinai is leading him to his best material. It's me, I'm the one guy left who cares a lot about what Spencer Krug does.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Powaqoatse posted:

what if you're 25 though, do you get 5 year old hormones???

never saw Aatrek post in that thread so probably not

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
drat horse steroids derail!

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Bojacked Horseman

Lord Psychodin
Jun 16, 2007
Lord of the fools

:dukedog:
College Slice

Screaming Idiot posted:

Bojacked Horseman
:golfclap:
See, this is the reason I paid $10

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Who knew that even horses get the myostatin mutation?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Say Nothing posted:

Who knew that even horses get the myostatin mutation?



"I felt a great disturbance in the forums. As if hundreds of dopers started typing "horse myostatin hormones" into their tor search, and sighed to find nothing there."

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Anabolic Beauty

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Screaming Idiot posted:

Bojacked Horseman

Excellent

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


EmmyOk posted:

Anabolic Beauty

Lmao again

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Screaming Idiot posted:

Bojacked Horseman

Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

Say Nothing posted:

Who knew that even horses get the myostatin mutation?



"You're so naive. I'm about to be put out to pasture, but I've got the hormones of a colt. Who wouldn't want that?"

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

What's up with all the "pay your taxes" probations showing up in the Leper Colony? They all originate from a single LP thread. Skimming through the thread's OP provides no clue, and Let's Play doesn't seem to currently have a rules thread.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

It's in the OP, dog, seriously

nine-gear crow posted:



This LP has one further rule to it, both to ensure that you’ve actually read the OP up to this point and are abiding by the No Spoilers rule—and to just make things a little more interesting this time around.

I have a standing agreement with both Fedule and Mega64 in order to tamp down on the natural meme bullshit this game is liable to spawn that anyone who uses the phrase “go dance with the angels” (ironically or straight-faced) in this thread in a non-LP update post will receive a complimentary 6 hour probation from our wonderful subforum moderation team.

This includes me.

So if I use it out in the wild outside of this OP or any post that doesn’t have a video attached to it, just report it with the reason: Angel Tax, and the mods will do the rest.

Any attempt to circumvent the Angel Tax will result in a probation as well, so don’t try to get clever.

Don’t believe me? Just try it.

Go dance with the admins.


Seriously, it’s just a 6 hour probation, just eat it move on. Your Rap Sheet needs more colour anyway. And who knows, maybe once this is all over there might be a little reward to whoever pays the highest “tribute” to the Golden King.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Whoops, I ctrl+f'd "taxes" but not "tax." Well I dunno anything about that game, but that meme must be SERIOUSLY overused if there's a punishment for it and people are still doing it that much. No wonder they had to impose a tax.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
What does "go dance with the angels" even mean?

Space Camp fuckup
Aug 2, 2003

Does LP communicate through some kind of moon language

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
It's something from a cutscene that the mother tells her son the father does. It's a euphemism for flying fighter jets.

I have never played this game nor watched the LP. Why do I know this?

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Avenging_Mikon posted:

It's something from a cutscene that the mother tells her son the father does. It's a euphemism for flying fighter jets.

I have never played this game nor watched the LP. Why do I know this?

there was a thing on the escapist that used to goof on cutscenes about a million years ago

:shrug:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Part of the reason it endures (and the reason an LP of an arcade-style flight sim even works) is that there's like, 55 years of storyline and world building across the game series, and the cutscenes have always been top-notch as far as quality and production value.

The world is also insane and every country apparently gets their own absurd gigantic airship superweapon thing, and you get over the top scenes like your bff wingmate singing a song as he crashes into a football stadium

TheDarkFlame
May 4, 2013

You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.

Space Camp fuckup posted:

Does LP communicate through some kind of moon language
You're not hugely wrong. It's a weird subforum and they have some weird people. I mean, there was a thread where they played Rock Paper Scissors, split into two teams to vote on their move and argue their case. And I'm pretty sure Crow was the guy who tried to cheat by telling the other team what move his team were going for. It sounds absur but it all turned out pretty well in the end and it was quite a good set of threads.

Anyway, they're not dumb, they're just daft, so there's a good chance they're doing it because of the tax rather than in spite of it. Especially as the OP suggests there might be a "prize" for whoever gets probated the most.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

TheDarkFlame posted:

You're not hugely wrong. It's a weird subforum and they have some weird people. I mean, there was a thread where they played Rock Paper Scissors, split into two teams to vote on their move and argue their case. And I'm pretty sure Crow was the guy who tried to cheat by telling the other team what move his team were going for. It sounds absur but it all turned out pretty well in the end and it was quite a good set of threads.

Anyway, they're not dumb, they're just daft, so there's a good chance they're doing it because of the tax rather than in spite of it. Especially as the OP suggests there might be a "prize" for whoever gets probated the most.

I was part of that game, and it was actually pretty awesome. It was on its way to being a regular game ending in another turn or two, so Crow spiced things up by going supervillain and betraying his own team. We ended up with a ton of artwork showing the "revolution" and made what would have been an ordinary game of Rock Paper Scissors into something hilarious and memorable.

We just finished a chess game done the same way, and Covski had to put a "No supervillainy" rule in the OP.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Avenging_Mikon posted:

It's something from a cutscene that the mother tells her son the father does. It's a euphemism for flying fighter jets.

I have never played this game nor watched the LP. Why do I know this?

That's disappointing because I read it as a gunslinger dropping a sweet one-liner before he whips out his revolver and fires.

:clint: I don't have time for this poo poo. Go dance with the angels. :hellyeah:

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I mean it's been a while since I played those games but I'm pretty sure it's used a bunch of times later on in the same context you're thinking of except replace "whips out revolver and fires" with "drops in behind enemy jet and launches missile"

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Good :twisted:

e: or :angel: I guess

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 03:25 on Aug 24, 2017

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

Say Nothing posted:

Who knew that even horses get the myostatin mutation?



I know this is from a bit ago, but you can totally tell what hoof this horse uses to jack off

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



...how do you jack off with a hoof

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

The Saddest Rhino posted:

...how do you jack off with a hoof

You're the resident odd-toed ungulate :shrug: You tell us.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Say Nothing posted:

Who knew that even horses get the myostatin mutation?



Poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and got buff.

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Olive Garden tonight! posted:

You're the resident odd-toed ungulate :shrug: You tell us.


i've never jacked off all my life 😭

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