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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Tokamak posted:

Chris and Erin are part thumb.

That Erin guy is more like the big toe...

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Dante80
Mar 23, 2015



Also memory leak confirmed.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

goddamn, use your spine dude! This triggers me to no end.... *meltdown*

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

tuo posted:

drat, just switched into the stream, and they have a sack of potatoes answering dev questions...what is this poo poo?

This is Star Citizen.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



RubberJohnny
Apr 22, 2008
This guy earns £300,000 a year.

$384801 in our hosed exchange rate.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

They have no idea how to handle multiple people going to mission givers (NPCs).

The obvious answer (personal instances) was just shot down by Erin lol..

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

RubberJohnny posted:

This guy earns £300,000 a year.

$384801 in our hosed exchange rate.

crowdfunding is totally the future!

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Lmao, they haven't thought about multiple people using the same NPC. They'll change it if it is a problem.

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010




lol

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

mods, change my username to "it won't be in the 3.0 but"

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

RubberJohnny posted:

This guy earns £300,000 a year.

$384801 in our hosed exchange rate.

I laughed when that was posted in the chat.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Tokamak posted:

Lmao, they haven't thought about multiple people using the same NPC. They'll change it if it is a problem.
Yes, a completely loving solved problem for two decades now and they haven't thought out the basic conceptual outline of what people do in MMOs besides roleplaying brothels in some horrifying corner of the game's world.

RubberJohnny
Apr 22, 2008
https://clips.twitch.tv/TardyHealthyBillCoolStoryBob

Erin confirms there will be 30,000 people queuing to get a mission from the one NPC on launch day

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

Goobs posted:

Anyone have that gif that shows the Star Citizen schedule being pushed further and further away from it's original date?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/streza_ebooks/status/900698267973017600

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

I'm going to sit in the chair next to Miles Eckhart and AFK.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

RubberJohnny posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/TardyHealthyBillCoolStoryBob

Erin confirms there will be 30,000 people queuing to get a mission from the one NPC on launch day

this is loving criminal

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

lol...Erin starts talking about buying ships with game money. Everyone panics, Lando takes the lead to dismiss that ridiculous notion.

"It's coming somewhere down the line, not now. NOT NOW GUYS please!"

That was hilarious!

Dante80 fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Aug 24, 2017

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/eurogamer/status/900689699681050626

quote:

The much-revised new arrival date for 3.0 is two weeks from now: Friday, 8th September.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Milky Moor posted:

"you'll notice we're missing things like contrails"

"but they were in there yesterday. that's the nature of game development!"

jfc lmao

You have to realise that none of these people are game developers, so they're not exactly speaking from a position of knowledge or insight.

Revelation 2-13
May 13, 2010

Pillbug

Dante80 posted:

lol...Erin starts talking about buying ships with game money. Everyone panics, Lando takes the lead to dismiss that ridiculous notion.

"It's coming somewhere down the line, not now. NOT NOW GUYS please!

That was hilarious!

Yeah, I hope someone gets a clip of that. Erin is literally going, 'you wont have to rent, you'll be able to buy your ships ingame with ingame cash', guy asks: 'in 3.0?', Erin goes: 'Yes, blah, blah'. Lando jumps in and clears up that it most definitely won't be in 3.0.

e: I assume it's because Erin knows 3.0 is pushed back to December and is naively optimistic that it'll be done by then

Revelation 2-13 fucked around with this message at 13:47 on Aug 24, 2017

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Nothing instills confidence of a project when your division directors have no idea what is in the game.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





mid-morning Kayak update from my wife lol

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

RubberJohnny posted:

https://clips.twitch.tv/TardyHealthyBillCoolStoryBob

Erin confirms there will be 30,000 people queuing to get a mission from the one NPC on launch day



:pcgaming:

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Beet Wagon posted:

mid-morning Kayak update from my wife lol



Look at that persistent subsumption!

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006

Revelation 2-13 posted:

Yeah, I hope someone gets a clip of that. Erin is literally going, 'you wont have to rent, you'll be able to buy your ships ingame with ingame cash', guy asks: 'in 3.0?', Erin goes: 'Yes, blah, blah'. Lando jumps in and clears up that it most definitely won't be in 3.0.

They can't even sit together and write a one page doc to agree on PR talking points before going to an event

But they're totally going to pull off the development of a game with the most unrealistically bloated scope

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

kilus aof posted:

Why wouldn't you use a specialised build for a showroom demo? If you pull a build from the latest development branch you risk all sorts of issues.

Because the last time they admitted to a specialized build they also admitted that it cost them months of valuable development time and filmed an entire Road to [...] video just to explain that they hosed up after backlash from the fans.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
two weeks

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Beet Wagon posted:

mid-morning Kayak update from my wife lol



Same with our aussie. The cats get really rough while playing with him, and he's totally chilled, looking at you with this "is the cat finished yet?" look.

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001

Tokamak posted:

Lmao, they haven't thought about multiple people using the same NPC. They'll change it if it is a problem.

Every WoW launch is the same thing where some NPC or object is critical to progressing and 100 dudes jump on it. They finally just disable mounts near the expansion start quest givers.

Polish Avenger
Feb 13, 2007
has an invalid opinion.

tuo posted:

Same with our aussie. The cats get really rough while playing with him, and he's totally chilled, looking at you with this "is the cat finished yet?" look.

Dog faces must just be built for that. I mean, they bite poo poo, that poo poo's gonna start bashing them in the face. Cat's are nothing.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Oh boy here we go for the next round of crap.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

smellmycheese posted:

That sweet backer money buys a lot of nice steak dinners in Manchester

I think he's more of a Nando's or an Abra-kebab-ra kind of guy.

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Well, of course they're running this on 1080 Ti's. And it's still poo poo. JFC.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
I missed Erin? Pity.

Someone get a screencap of the dude t-posing on top of the space motorcycle.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

apparenty if(player.oxygen_level < 0) then player.kill isn't in today's build. Lol, what a piece of work.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Sweet gently caress the stupid game leaves footprints in the ground.

kirsus
Oct 9, 2012

Buncha freaks. I'll kill you all. well you know, in theory #166

paarp
Lipstick Apathy
And they try show a feature and it doesn't work. Who could have possibly called something in Star Citizen not working?

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Polish Avenger
Feb 13, 2007
has an invalid opinion.
This helmet visor looks like a viewport through a bulkhead. Reminds me of being a passenger in a Battlefield APC and being able to look out this tiny rifle-port and fire your primary.

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