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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





for the whole of the donald-obama occlusion, Obama's stink lines of good poo poo, previously invisible, reveal themselves for all to see & appreciate

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Lol American Horror Story Season 7 is about "A Michigan Lesbian who loses her mind when Trump becomes president"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uMWKPdnPA

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

rear end cobra posted:

Donald Trump will be reelected in 2020

Not if we bash enough fasch

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

Donald Trump will be reelected in 2020

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
the book "isaac's storm", which is about the Galveston hurricane, is very good

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





also how to expel bodily waste

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




what w how he lost his dick balls and rear end in a top hat

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





but not how to cum lol :cumpolice:

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Kashuno posted:

Lol American Horror Story Season 7 is about "A Michigan Lesbian who loses her mind when Trump becomes president"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uMWKPdnPA

Ryan Murphy refuses to admit defeat to Trump. Ryan refuses to have the second smoothest brain.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Good morning all

I crave my morning dose of fresh, jowly trumpings

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

u dont need a dick to walk

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
https://mobile.twitter.com/JerryTravone/status/900694348257517568

Holy poo poo, this is so nakedly petty and insecure. Haha gently caress!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



doesnt have the balls to walk any more heh

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Squizzle posted:

also how to expel bodily waste

oh no that just comes out of tubes from his ruined pelvis directly into a bag without his intervention

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


19 o'clock posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/JerryTravone/status/900694348257517568

Holy poo poo, this is so nakedly petty and insecure. Haha gently caress!

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Al! posted:

oh no that just comes out of tubes from his ruined pelvis directly into a bag without his intervention

lucky...

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

Ben Nerevarine posted:

(enthusiastic, dynamic and fun) in the streets (respectful and strong) in the sheets

(somber) in the tweets

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i plan to spend the hurricane outside cursing god for 2016 and thanking him for 2017

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Al! posted:

oh no that just comes out of tubes from his ruined pelvis directly into a bag without his intervention

weird way to refer to a mouth but ok

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




so anyone w/o congress level insurance would just be told they need a wheelchair forever, right

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

Al! posted:

oh no that just comes out of tubes from his ruined pelvis directly onto his constituents without his intervention

Smart, skip the hassle.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


mein fuhrer,, i cant walk without dick and balls

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Kashuno posted:

Lol American Horror Story Season 7 is about "A Michigan Lesbian who loses her mind when Trump becomes president"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9uMWKPdnPA

i thought that was an edit when i saw it the other day

neat i guess

idk

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




safely sodomized posted:

mein fuhrer,, i cant walk without dick and balls

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

FREED FROM THE SHACKLES OF HAVING A DICK AND BALLS I MUST RELEARN HOW TO RUN, FASTER THAN BEFORE

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Tangerine
RKKKelly
Urine
Moobs
Pisstape(is real)

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





i bet they make you freeze sperm in the induction process to congresscare, Just In Case

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
jesus fuckin christ law enforcement in this country

https://twitter.com/onekade/status/900707938032992257

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Consummate Professional posted:

lmao I just found out Kanye added a whole song to the life of Pablo. I only found out because I accidentally listened to it on a streaming service and not the version on my phone

Dave Weigel posted:

He's running.

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


jarofpiss posted:

i plan to spend the hurricane outside cursing god for 2016 and thanking him for 2017

God is just playing the long con on 2017. On December 31st a plane will crash with no survivors, noted passengers include Bill Murray, Bruce Campbell, all surviving Beatles members, Spielberg, Jimmy Page, and your favorite youtube pet celebrity.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

rear end cobra posted:

Donald Trump will be reelected in 2020

his cheeseburger heart might explode before then

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

safely sodomized posted:

mein fuhrer,, i cant walk without dick and balls

lol remember when a berniebro shot off scalise's rear end and dick and balls and all the twitter commies and hillary supporters just posted #theresistance

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

juche avocado posted:

i bet they make you freeze sperm in the induction process to congresscare, Just In Case

Someone had to collect mitch McConnell sperm?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


that's badly written and makes no sense

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Squizzle posted:

so anyone w/o congress level insurance would just be told they need a wheelchair forever, right

or if their brother in law was a meth kingpin

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
never forget



Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Tesseraction posted:

FREED FROM THE SHACKLES OF HAVING A DICK AND BALLS I MUST RELEARN HOW TO RUN, FASTER THAN BEFORE

lmebo

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

juche avocado posted:

i bet they make you freeze sperm in the induction process to congresscare, Just In Case

scalise goes to unfreeze his sample to make a new kid only to find the gunman had gone there first

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Mr. Obama realized the Republican needs more guidance. He plans to spend more time with his successor than presidents typically do.

this never happened :(

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