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RFC2324 posted:
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but also weed.
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*kicks open door and runs in triumphantly holding fesh over head* I HAVE TRUMP FICquote:Sorry this confession is so late and the thread might be dead, I meant to send it much earlier but you'll understand why I've been busy. Plus my job has blocked all outside email clients like guerillamail or even gmail. So I'm currently huddled in the bathroom, pretending to poo poo but sending this in. please don't doxx me
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trumpweeniegoon maybe you are the one foretold of in the prophecy.
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loquacius posted:*kicks open door and runs in triumphantly holding fesh over head* I HAVE TRUMP FIC I love these kinds of feshes, just because they're not real. It's just a little story, but there's some creativity in there, and I like to think of them as fun what-if scenarios. Or as true confessions from an alternate reality.
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So yeah, Guerrillamail is still down, and their Twitter account indicates it's temporary but the last update on it was Saturday https://twitter.com/GuerrillaMail/status/899057931466952704 I'm looking into some alternatives people can use in the meantime, but all the well-known ones appear to be for receiving mail only. If anybody knows a good one, pls post it tia  e: to clarify, that last fesh was from a burner account, not a Guerrillamail one
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Well I mean shahahahahah or whatever is anon receiving? Like you set up an account and post the link ITT. Would that work?
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Leavemywife posted:I love these kinds of feshes, just because they're not real. It's just a little story, but there's some creativity in there, and I like to think of them as fun what-if scenarios. Or as true confessions from an alternate reality. Didn't we get one of these from the other side a month or two back... A guy said he found some weird cult poo poo in his grandfathers effects which in a second fresh turned out to a prophecy that he would defeat a great evil that held sway over the land or some such
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Rumda posted:Didn't we get one of these from the other side a month or two back... 
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loquacius posted:So yeah, Guerrillamail is still down, and their Twitter account indicates it's temporary but the last update on it was Saturday Trumpgoon is the key to this mystery. The public cannot know the power of the green dagger. e: 
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 Guerrillamail appears to be back up Just in case, though, I've successfully sent myself an anonymous email from anonymousemail.me. It's a bit more annoying to deal with than Guerrillamail, and you have to turn off Adblock to be allowed to use it at all, but if Guerrillamail goes back down, it'll do in a pinch. I'll edit the OP. In the meantime, pretty please feel free to send me some content, tia
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loving lmao at the trident bit of the trump fesh
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bradzilla posted:loving lmao at the trident bit of the trump fesh I know, that's where I lost it too. You can bet your sweet rear end if it was real Trump would be strutting around with the drat thing all day.
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Non anon: So, until recently, my last sexual activity was nearly 5 years ago. It was a really sad blowjob behind a convenience store on Halloween from my ex when we were both drunk and I had cancer. But now me and her are back together now. So I mean that's something (Yes I am pathetic and a moron)
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bunnyofdoom posted:Non anon: Are the BJs better now?
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bunnyofdoom posted:Non anon: Eh, nothing wrong with an ex on principle. You were together already once, maybe you've both matured and learned how to handle a relationship better. If not, least you're still getting some company for a bit
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congrats on the sex and beating cancer
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Jose posted:congrats on the sex and beating cancer Congrats on the cancer and beating your ex
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If you've been fighting cancer I think it's excusable both to have a really long dry spell, and to break up with and then get back together with your S/O Congrats on the whole not-dying thing btw Oh, also, I have another fesh now  quote:Wayyyy back on page 59 of the thread, I despaired about my 30th birthday being a total letdown. I've recently been planning my wife's birthday again, and she mentioned that she had been thinking about her plan for my birthday. I remember this one! Well, honestly, she's improving. She's actually, like, trying to plan stuff ahead of time for you. That's a step forward! She just kind of sucks at it right now. Talk to her some more about it. 4 months is plenty of time.
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Dude, if that's how she rolls, roll with it. Plan the stuff you want to do for her birthday and let her plan the stuff she wants to do for yours. Everyone's happy and nobody has to 
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Dude, if that's how she rolls, roll with it. Plan the stuff you want to do for her birthday and let her plan the stuff she wants to do for yours. Everyone's happy and nobody has to 
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Alternately, celebrate your birthday by having a few drinks with friends like a grown-up instead of demanding a surprise party or special activity. Once you get old, aging is something to mourn, not celebrate.
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Be an adult and talk to her about it in an honest, open manner. Be appreciative of her planning, but be honest. Emotional vulnerability is hard but you can do it. also, you could try cutting off your dick n balls?
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get her to peg you
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Jose posted:get her to peg you No way jose
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Jose posted:get her to peg you thats your answer to everything (because its the answer to everything  )
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I feel for you lovely birthday guy. I'd always do something big for my wife's birthday (now ex-wife). One year I pretended I forgot it was her birthday weekend and hosed off on a Friday night to go play nerd games at the game store. I was really driving to the bus station to pick up her mom and sister that I had sneak bought tickets to come visit for the weekend. Another year, she had gotten really into watch those cake competition shows and kept saying she wanted to try that, so I bought her a decent starter set and her phone was loving up so I got her a new phone. She never used the cake set. We were stationed in England and while there we had talked about getting a fish tank and then decided, nah we'll do that when we get back to the states. So her birthday after we moved back, I bought a bunch of stuff to set up a nice tank and got yelled at cause i did that "For me". When we were younger we got tattoos together a couple of times and after the babies were born we didn't get anymore. She went on for a couple of years about wanting to get another one, so I pocketed away a couple hundred in cash over a year and booked her an appointment to get one. My first birthday after getting together, she did go pretty big but after that she was just like "eh, you can go get a video game if you want"
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My wife and I have the same birthday (different years), so it pretty much just becomes another date night. Sometimes we'll take a little trip or something. 
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For my 30th birthday my wife was talking about doing a big thing where we reserve a back room at a restaurant and invite like 30 people or whatever and give toasts to me etc etc etc and I was obviously really not into it so she adjusted and planned a tourist weekend in NYC that was just the two of us and my best friend from college and his girlfriend, it was tons of fun  we still had dinner at a nice restaurant with like 10 people but that was much more manageable, and our meal was free because my best friend's girlfriend got stuck in a bathroom for 20 minutes
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I've been keeping an eye out for news about a Castlevania themed haunted house. I haven't seen any news. This is the one confession I want to be true!
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20 years later and we just communicate what we need or want. Lately I've been making her lots of handmade fresh crab cakes. I'd just as soon eat them plain but it's her favorite so I spend the extra time to make her happy.
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Thanks for everyone for wishing me not dead. That's new. Clarification: At the time of the experience she was my ex. But hey, we're back together, and things have been going pretty well, so there's that. I do not know what's she's planning for my 30th birthday. Probably just calling me old.
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bunnyofdoom posted:Thanks for everyone for wishing me not dead. That's new. Lol 30 isn't old.
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LingcodKilla posted:Lol 30 isn't old. Speaking as a 30-year-old, 30 feels really loving old when you're 29
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loquacius posted:Speaking as a 30-year-old, 30 feels really loving old when you're 29 Wait till you hit 40. God I'm old.
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LingcodKilla posted:Wait till you hit 40.
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I'm older than her by a couple years, so she will make fun of me for being old. I also work with a bunch of 22-24 year olds.
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My 30th birthday was a few days after a major oral surgery that had me on a soft food diet. Funny enough my 21st birthday was right after a 13-hour surgery that left me in the hospital with tubes in me and my mouth wired shut. Milestone birthdays don't seem to work for me.
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I know a girl who's boyfriend was turning 30, so she sneaked around and set up a surprise birthday party for him complete with his parents coming in from out of town. Instead of just coming clean when she was caught doing sneaky stuff, she lied and it ended up looking like she was cheating on him. It caused a huge fight, and things didn't get better when she said she was meeting a friend and instead picked the parents up at the airport. The boyfriend was watching her location through her phone account (have a shared phone contract) and was thinking she was definitely cheating on him. He was so relieved when he came in to the party because I think he expected her to be breaking up with him in a public place. I don't see how the weeks of fighting and lying was worth setting up the stupid party, but that's just my opinion.
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