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Your Taint posted:LOL at anyone who honestly thought Mexico would ever pay a dime. Particularly when their current and former presidents wer publicly up front saying "We will not pay for your stupid loving wall."
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Well that was a complete waste of time.
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I wish I had White House Press Secretary access like those reporters do. My questions would be amazing. "Excuse me, Miss Sanders, but what percentage of white supremacist does Donald Trump think are good people compared to the overall population? 14? 88?" "Excuse me, Miss Sanders, but are Nazis bad?" "Excuse me, Miss Sanders, but I just have one question: is Pee tape real?"
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Watching that woman is like being trapped in a staff meeting about the creation of an office newsletter
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Your Taint posted:None of those fuckers asked about the Phoenix rally. They dropped the ball. Didn't someone ask about Trump omitting the "many sides" part of his initial Charlottesville statements when he was whining about unfair fake news at the rally?
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Quick, announce a new war! https://twitter.com/MSignorile/status/900788532767318016
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I miss the days when Spicy insisted Hitler did not gas his own people Like, two or three months ago
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DreamShipWrecked posted:Well that was a complete waste of time. They always are, sometimes they're entertaining though. Sean "Holocaust Centers" Spicer was much more prone to saying incredibly stupid things, though. "Even Hitler didn't use chemical weapons on his own citizens!" Reporters:  Spicer and now Sanders just get a printout of prepared propaganda remarks where they say nice things about what Trump has been doing, then 95% of questions they deflect with "I dunno I'll have to ask and get back to you" or "how dare you FAKE NEWS ask that." The remaining 5% of questions they read prepared talking points. It's also common to trot out a cabinet member to give some remarks and eat up time, or Skype callers with call-in questions. Trump WH press conferences have never been about answering questions from the press, they're for delivering propaganda and deflecting questions. Spicer was just exceptionally bad at it and said some really dumb things.
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The problem is that the reporters aren't trying to trap them, they're trying to get information about things the president is doing. The fact that the ask gotcha questions at all is evidence of how crazy Trump is
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BlueberryCanary posted:I miss the days when Spicy insisted Hitler did not gas his own people God, that feels like five years ago.
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reminder to people overanalyzing this: https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/900802477007785987 sanders assuredly does not know that and is just spitballing and thought saying the standard process was being followed was a safe lie
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No Butt Stuff posted:I'm just glad that once this administration is over, no one who worked with it will ever hold another job in government. Some of them might work in the laundry room, maybe even in a supervisory position.
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theflyingorc posted:The problem is that the reporters aren't trying to trap them, they're trying to get information about things the president is doing. Yeah, but the President and his staff don't actually know what the gently caress they're doing and couldn't give a coherent answer to most of that stuff even if they wanted to. Plus, Spicer and Sanders are not allowed to ever clarify or explain Trump tweets/statements. Remember Spicer's response to covfefe? "I think the President and a small group of people know exactly what it means." So you have four possible responses to questions, in decreasing order of how common each is: 1. I don't know, I'll have to get back to you / you'll have to ask that department. 2. I think the President's statement / tweet stands for itself. 3. Prepared talking points. 4. That is insulting how dare you FAKE NEWS criticize Dear Leader, I'm not going to dignify that with a response. edit: oops I forgot #1.5 We can't comment on ongoing negotiations. Pellisworth fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Aug 24, 2017 |
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The greatest of great americans.
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Shucks is like a space alien who kidnaps you and subjects you to a comically fake construction of a human town with a human office building where you do human work, staffed with mantis people wearing crude obvious human masks And you can tell her a thousand times you know full well this is a fabrication and that she isn't human and she'll just smile at you and bare her teeth and soldier on like tom has had his human birthday. We are office. But the hell of it, the aliens don't even understand humans enough to understand dishonesty or to gauge that your rejection of the false reality means, you just have to keep going and watching the mantis people of the Jesus nebula fail to trick you forever
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Quick, announce a new war! Now that it's been pointed out I can never not see that graphic as anything of than that a crocodile opening its mouth.
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coyo7e posted:Holyshit that is the Freudian slip to end all Freudian slips it wasnt a freudian slip. hes been saying that with his friends and wasnt quick enough to change his verbage on the fly he even corrected himself that he shouldnt say that then rambled about how he doesnt agree with martin luther king jr being on a street sign because hes racist
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So right now, they are expecting Hurricane Harvey to come ashore as a Category 3 Hurricane, then become a tropical storm and spend approximately 72 hours looping around close to Corpus Christi. Although Hurricane Katrina had reached Category 5, it was actually only a Category 3 when it came ashore, and it moved pretty fast northwards.  http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?cone#contents (second link in case the image doesn't embed properly) This is going to be bad and maybe really bad. glowing-fish fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Aug 24, 2017 |
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Probably fake because I can't think of a single school (other than college) that would let you wear a hat in class. And even then colleges don't assign essays.
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glowing-fish posted:So right now, they are expecting Hurricane Harvey to come ashore as a Category 3 Hurricane, then become a tropical storm and spend approximately 72 hours looping around close to Corpus Christi. Really bad is a massive understatement I am thinking.
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Hollismason posted:Now that it's been pointed out I can never not see that graphic as anything of than that a crocodile opening its mouth. The lines don't intersect anymore. Now it looks like one of those caves you fly a spaceship through in a shmup.
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glowing-fish posted:So right now, they are expecting Hurricane Harvey to come ashore as a Category 3 Hurricane, then become a tropical storm and spend approximately 72 hours looping around close to Corpus Christi. Even if global warming was real, which it's not, we should be glad because plants actually love CO2! Even if Hurricane Harvey wasn't Fake News, which it is, we should be glad because plants love water!
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ShitThatDidntHappen.txt No way is any teacher taking Infowars or Daily Stormer as valid research sources.
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Just want to again point out that SHuckS is the best nickname ever. I momentarily forget about the cold, dark reality of life every time I read it. SHuckS  (We need a SHuckS smilie)
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Is also an elite sniper with 300 confirmed kills.
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eyebeem posted:Just want to again point out that SHuckS is the best nickname ever. I momentarily forget about the cold, dark reality of life every time I read it. Considering she doesn't seem to have anything besides that sad scowly face that might be a tough one.
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Kale posted:Considering she doesn't seem to have anything besides that sad scowly face that might be a tough one. Can we get droopy eyes on the smilie? With a frumpy blouse?
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Beastie posted:Probably fake because I can't think of a single school (other than college) that would let you wear a hat in class. What school did you go to where they don't make you write essays?
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I like how trump/Pheonix PD tried to drum up some anti-protester sentiment by attacking protesters and it hasn't even remotely got traction anywhere. Even the conservative friends I have that were posting hand-wringing about Antifa haven't said poo poo about it.
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Beachcomber posted:The lines don't intersect anymore. Now it looks like one of those caves you fly a spaceship through in a shmup. Looks like the Parsec refueling stations.
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Gotta really bring in that thousand yard stare.
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What is everyone's favorite presser moment? Mine is "is that a fence or a wall"
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eyebeem posted:Just want to again point out that SHuckS is the best nickname ever. I momentarily forget about the cold, dark reality of life every time I read it. I'm still partial to Hucky Boo Boo.
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And then everyone clapped and the professor gave him $10
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eyebeem posted:(We need a SHuckS eyelie)
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Life comes at you fast https://twitter.com/JerryTravone/status/900777467140608000?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Quick, announce a new war! I found the last round of polling quite amusing because they included opinion of Clinton as well. Her poll numbers were just as bad which is astonishing because she isn't actively trolling half the population like Trump does via Twitter. http://i.imgur.com/8j4gE3j.png
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