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Warm Fish Salad
Dec 16, 2016

You Compleat Me

Is that dandruff on his shirt...? :gonk:

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text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Pussy Doodles! posted:

Is that dandruff on his shirt...? :gonk:

No. It's euphoria.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

zoux posted:



Ever feel underdressed at a party?

I swear thats the guy from that goon meet picture from years ago. I dont have it handy but the pic where a dude is sitting on the arm of a couch and lowtax is looking disgusted.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Applesnots posted:

I swear thats the guy from that goon meet picture from years ago. I dont have it handy but the pic where a dude is sitting on the arm of a couch and lowtax is looking disgusted.

Wasn't he dressed in a tutu or something? lol

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

doll or corpse?

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

The shelves of camcorders, stacks of old PCs and bare concrete make this a lot more unsettling.

Giant Isopod
Jan 30, 2010

Bathynomus giganteus
Yams Fan

Slugnoid posted:

doll or corpse?

That doesn't have to be an 'or' question!

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Slugnoid posted:

doll or corpse?

I'm pretty sure that's the doll whose framework is human bones, or at least a model skeleton.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Slugnoid posted:

doll or corpse?

I feel like either option is better than FELTWIFE

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

NewFatMike posted:

I feel like either option is better than FELTWIFE

"I didn't choose the feltwife, the feltwife chose me."

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Besesoth posted:

I'm pretty sure that's the doll whose framework is human bones, or at least a model skeleton.

Nice to see non-canon, lesser-known Metal Gear villains are still around.

quote:

Marionette Owl was a member of Black Chamber who, due to a genetic mutation, was born with night vision on par with that of an owl. As a result, he was skilled in nocturnal combat and was a master of the silent kill, however, because his eyes shimmered in the dark like a cat's, he wore tinted goggles. He always carried a pair of Japanese Bunraku dolls, named Osan (オサン?) and Koharu (コハル?), which he compulsively took apart and put back together during any free time he had. In truth, the marionettes were crafted from the severed limbs of victims he murdered as a serial killer known to the media as "The Spectre Killer." He slayed numerous women and was featured on the Most Wanted list until he was cornered by the FBI, at which point Black Arts Viper recruited him into Black Chamber.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Randaconda posted:

Wasn't he dressed in a tutu or something? lol

Yeah, thats the guy.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007




i found a dollfuckers forum and of course this is a stickied thread



how could this NOT turn you on???


i think i found my happy place




hot dates tonight!


good posts




my rights are being trampled

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






:colbert:











Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Oh yeah, thats the good stuff. Nothing like a good Randaconda post/self esteem boost.

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

Never understood why the two tweens are in the fourth from bottom image, unless they are related and it doesn't say. They seem extremely normal and don't deserve to be lumped in with obese onesie brony or even smug memechild.


Sex dolls and Russian brides, the only two options available.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Yep, you guessed it. Bugs are eating holes in her.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

*orders a bride from Russia*
"Oh you're a... uhh.. a witch?"
"DA!" *gestures witchily*
"CAN YOU MAKE MY BEPNIS BIGGER?!?!??!??"

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Nathan's BronyCon adventure video is worth it for the part where his half naked dad waves to the camera and goes "heyyyy dudes!"

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Besesoth posted:

I'm pretty sure that's the doll whose framework is human bones, or at least a model skeleton.

Oh what the gently caress :stonk:

Seriously, I can take the fedora tippers but poo poo like this isn't merely AUG, it's AUUUGH!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Arcsquad12 posted:

Nathan's BronyCon adventure video is worth it for the part where his half naked dad waves to the camera and goes "heyyyy dudes!"

Oh drat I always just assumed it was his "daddy" waiting to give him his cummies.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Here's a 35MB gif of a guy loving a car as a lady in a niqab walks by. Obviously :nws:

[redacted]

:confused:

Somebody has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Aug 25, 2017

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

cnut posted:

Here's a 35MB gif of a guy loving a car as a lady in a niqab walks by. Obviously :nws:

[redacted]

:confused:

He looks like he has Downs Syndrome, it's kinda sad :(

Somebody has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Aug 25, 2017

Serious Party Gods
Apr 2, 2009

Applesnots posted:

I swear thats the guy from that goon meet picture from years ago. I dont have it handy but the pic where a dude is sitting on the arm of a couch and lowtax is looking disgusted.

Holy poo poo. Same far-off wistful stare and everythang.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



Hello nightmare my old friend.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

cnut posted:

Here's a 35MB gif of a guy loving a car as a lady in a niqab walks by. Obviously :nws:

[redacted]

:confused:

who the gently caress filmed this

Somebody has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Aug 25, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Heath posted:

who the gently caress filmed this

Looks like there's probably a POV of it somewhere too.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Serious Party Gods posted:

Holy poo poo. Same far-off wistful stare and everythang.

It has to be him!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Randaconda, I love you and appreciate your efforts.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

cnut posted:

Here's a 35MB gif of a guy loving a car as a lady in a niqab walks by. Obviously :nws:

[redacted]

:confused:

Is he filming himself loving the car, or is he watching something on his phone to enhance the car-loving experience? If so, what is he watching?

Somebody has a new favorite as of 21:20 on Aug 25, 2017

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I dunno but I'm uncomfortable with that video because he looks pretty young (and retarded).

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

cnut posted:

Here's a 35MB gif of a guy loving a car as a lady in a niqab walks by. Obviously :nws:

[redacted]

:confused:

everybody knows you go up the tailpipe, what the gently caress technique is this

Somebody has a new favorite as of 21:20 on Aug 25, 2017

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

rumble in the bunghole posted:

everybody knows you go up the tailpipe, what the gently caress technique is this

:o: well I never!

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

rumble in the bunghole posted:

everybody knows you go up the tailpipe, what the gently caress technique is this

It means he's not loving the car, he is getting a blowjob from the car. Duh.

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

LingcodKilla posted:

I dunno but I'm uncomfortable with that video because he looks pretty young (and retarded).

Guy clearly has down syndrome. This video is hosed up and sucks.

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Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Slugnoid posted:

doll or corpse?

holy poo poo it was both

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