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DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
last name watermolen. not a typo

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I also know an Amethyst; she is kind of an rear end in a top hat but has a nice donk:



...but yeah, it was mostly the one-two punch of "Amethyst Parisa" that made me shake my head. Amethyst itself isn't the worst name, but she can't even be "Amethyst Paris," not girly enough!

Parisa is a Persian name, means "like a fairy", I knew a really sweet girl called Parisa a while ago. Also the name of one of Alexander the Great's wives (Parysatis II). Amethyst Parisa's parents almost certainly don't know this though

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Y'all not considering that a baby named Amethyst might be named that because of Steven Universe?

eating only apples posted:

How did she know how Philosophie was spelt??

Considering that it's a Starbucks, I'm guessing they're written on the drinks she ordered.

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Good as new.

The MSJ posted:

Y'all not considering that a baby named Amethyst might be named that because of Steven Universe?

Never heard of it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Branynn appeared on my Facebook. I'm assuming his name is pronounced Brannen.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

EX250 Type R posted:

I met someone named Portia yesterday, pronounced like the german sports car

Did you also meet an Ellen?

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Cookie Dutch

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



DemonDarkhorse posted:

last name watermolen. not a typo

That's just Dutch for watermill.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Astrofig posted:

I packaged an order for an Ivone today.

Ivone saak yoor blaad.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Another soylent user with an unfortunate name John Wee.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Coworker told me about her nieces Kylee, Kadence, and Brylee and a nephew from another part of the family named Nouh (pronounced like Noah).

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Cadence would be unusual but miles better than Kadence.
Same with Nouh, spelling things slightly differently is just a frustration, nobody will ever guess it's spelled that way.

SMERSH Mouth
Jun 25, 2005

Names on liability waivers: Hanna Hospital, Paula Pancake

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Male Tears posted:

a nephew from another part of the family named Nouh (pronounced like Noah).

lmbo
no, uh

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

i just read it like a whiny kid would say it

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-UHHHHHHH"

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
I saw a brief version of this obit and had to google for the full version, figuring it was a weird joke. I mean, the picture matches what I remember the character in the Dragonlance books being.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

SMERSH Mouth posted:

Names on liability waivers: Hanna Hospital, Paula Pancake

These sound like characters from a book written for toddlers.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

SMERSH Mouth posted:

Names on liability waivers: Hanna Hospital, Paula Pancake

I met a Pancake once. Also someone with the surname Pickle.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

SMERSH Mouth posted:

Names on liability waivers: Hanna Hospital, Paula Pancake

I think these are the hosts of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I think these are the hosts of Wait Wait Don't Tell Me

That's Paula Poundcake.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
How do we feel about Haleigh?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

jojoinnit posted:

How do we feel about Haleigh?

Relatively tame in comparison to all else we have seen, unless you pronounce the G.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
its another dumb mispelled name

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jojoinnit posted:

How do we feel about Haleigh?

Nawshishleigh

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





My great grandmother doesn't have a middle name. Due to some mix up or another instead of her name being Ima Gene (lastname), it ended up being Imogene (lastname). The 20s were simpler times.

I worked with a lady who had kids named Tygar and Tytan.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy
Some awesome suggestions from my fave baby name blog:

Slaydon
Raydon (why not name your child after poison gas?)
Poseidon (or the mighty sea-god for that matter!)

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Mm

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Encountered a Kadrian today.

LeafyGreens
May 9, 2009

the elegant cephalopod

AA is for Quitters posted:

Athanasia.

In other news, you should see the list of charges against the guy who tried to light his wife on fire.

Huh, I know an Athanasia too, she goes by Sia to everyone because nobody with my accent can be bothered to say her name right.

I served a Miss Confidence today. She has two sisters called Favour and Melody (one kid got off easy there) and their dad is literally called Bright. They all sound awesome and rich as hell.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Just saw a Jour'nee mentioned on Facebook. Poor kid.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Last names spotted recently: Courage, Conquest, Blood, Butt.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Vadun
Mar 9, 2011

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

My cousin just had a kid, decided to name him Bryce Henry <Lastname>. Gross.

Vadun has a new favorite as of 20:05 on Aug 27, 2017

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Last names spotted recently: Courage, Conquest, Blood, Butt.

The four stages of

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
found a "jenova," which i called out on facebook for being loving nerdy and was told by a friend that all the names of her future children were going to be based on video game or book characters and to not be that judgy lady. nope, sorry if you name your kid cloud sephiroth im gonna judge the gently caress outta you.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Please disregard this post I'm super dumb

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Saw a Jermery on Facebook today.

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