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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Reality Winner posted:

It turns out that Mnuchin did view the eclipse while he was in Kentucky, and from an extraordinary place: Just outside the path of totality, from the roof of the nation’s fabled Fort Knox, atop nearly $200 billion in American gold.

stop this is too much

Jesus loving christ, the writers are getting sooooo lazy this season

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

Like does it shoot holes in the road or does it launch strips of asphalt out like Eisenhower jizzing interstates all over the map

my imagination says the latter

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Eclipsed in the Totality of Harvey's Wake

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

wait

life raft gospel

gently caress beans

they used to be called arks

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Reality Winner posted:

It turns out that Mnuchin did view the eclipse while he was in Kentucky, and from an extraordinary place: Just outside the path of totality, from the roof of the nation’s fabled Fort Knox, atop nearly $200 billion in American gold.

stop this is too much

they had some of the fort knox soldiers haul some gold up to the roof and make a fort

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

anime was right posted:

if there was ever a sign from god, i thought that may have been it, honestly.

I wrote to the precious moments ppl and asked if they could immortalize that moment in collectable form.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
hey wanna know what part of the bible noahs ark starts in




Genesis 6:9

































nice

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

they used to be called arks

http://i.imgur.com/qfMLJWA.mp4

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Reality Winner posted:

It turns out that Mnuchin did view the eclipse while he was in Kentucky, and from an extraordinary place: Just outside the path of totality, from the roof of the nation’s fabled Fort Knox, atop nearly $200 billion in American gold.

stop this is too much

that username + post combo soo tasty

:kiss:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Zyla posted:

my imagination says the latter

:same:

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

piss tape storage

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



[quote="“Al!”" post="“475718424”"]
hey wanna know what part of the bible noahs ark starts in




Genesis 6:9

































nice
[/quote]

:eyepop: that sig

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/SenDuckworth/status/900838625205784576

duckworth 2020

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/citypages/status/900923190427492352
https://twitter.com/zachwhite/status/900943681238163456
https://twitter.com/zachwhite/status/900943653853511681

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


lane markings and everything

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
the piss tape was filmed on 35mm film and the reel weigh 600 pounds

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Nichael posted:

35 inches? holy gently caress, that's insane



yes thats 61 inches

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

safely sodomized posted:



yes thats 61 inches

thats like 11 average dicks stacked high

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

safely sodomized posted:



yes thats 61 inches

:heysexy:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Zyla posted:

lane markings and everything

Onramps, offramps, fuckin' driveways and parking lots all over

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



jesus ss what the gently caress has been happejning going on to jutify 30 pages of new posts wtf

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
or one zyladick

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
why do you park in a driveway and gently caress under the boardwalk

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Reality Winner posted:

trump is going to mint a trillion trillion dollar coins and swim around in it like scrooge mcduck

I lust for hyperinflation

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/inkopolis/status/900384794969870336

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

did jim baker know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hZVWuMEbFI

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



[quote="“Zyla”" post="“475718488”"]
https://twitter.com/SenDuckworth/status/900838625205784576

duckworth 2020
[/quote]

holy poo poo

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



safely sodomized posted:



yes thats 61 inches

hey great, we get to see how tormp handles a massive record flooding event that will destroy a shitload of live. this is gonna be a worse shitshow than katrina.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

i liek the new katy perry and taylor swift songs

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Epic High Five posted:

jesus ss what the gently caress has been happejning going on to jutify 30 pages of new posts wtf

watching the texas gulf coast prepare to slide into the sea.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


aww cmon it's worth more than that

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

jesus ss what the gently caress has been happejning going on to jutify 30 pages of new posts wtf

since when do we have to justify posts?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Epic High Five posted:

jesus ss what the gently caress has been happejning going on to jutify 30 pages of new posts wtf

eat my shorts

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

financially racist posted:

hey great, we get to see how tormp handles a massive record flooding event that will destroy a shitload of live. this is gonna be a worse shitshow than katrina.

I hope he uses the opportunity to poo poo on Ted Cruz.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



freckle posted:

since when do we have to justify posts?

since i said so biiinch

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
trump, from zero-g restaurant atop the space elevator, watching the aurora borealis, as hope hicks fans him with the last known fern: i like people who dont get flooded

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



the sea has decided it wants texas and texas it shall have

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/100percentclass/status/900486917665566720

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Reality Winner posted:

trump, from zero-g restaurant atop the space elevator, watching the aurora borealis, as hope hicks fans him from one side with the last known fern and ivanka is sprawled next to him after their fifth marriage confirmation: i like people who dont get flooded

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



afterr spending like 20 hour reading Battle Angel Alita manga youtube out of fuckkn nowhere recommended this to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oREngxqLBZ0

and even 5 minutes in I'm like, naawwww, this is way worse/different than my imagination conjured up

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