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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

so

apparently taylor swift's new single is career suicide

and i wish booker t was mayor of houston now instead of in a few years

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:32

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# ? May 28, 2024 02:47

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:33

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

galenanorth posted:

This morning on the front page of CNN, "Samsung chief gets 5-year prison term for corruption" there was a headline "South Korea's long history of light sentences for businessmen".

Really, CNN? REALLY? That's something to be saying given the U.S. 2008 Slap-on-the-wrist-a-palooza! That's like waking up and reading a headline that says "The latest evidence South Korea is no angel" or "You know who you should really hate? THE DUTCH".

You may try to turn workers across the world against each other to distract from this or to serve your affiliates' business interests, CNN, but the hearts of American workers go out to every other country afflicted by the corrupt marriage between business and government. Unless the South Korean government is particularly and egregiously corrupt in comparison to the U.S., I read this as strangely as trying to go with "Maryland's long history of light sentences for businessmen".

I was going to go and post a screenshot across the 'net with some "Upvote to show your solidarity against those who collude with governments across the world and try to turn us against each other" type spiel, but CNN already regretted its decision and took the article down.

Edit:
down off its front page, here's the article

lol south korea jailing the ceo of a major conglomerate is way more than weve ever done. here all you need to do is pay several million for a no fault settlement, if even that.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:34

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

lol all aboard the ss broken record https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901029770401546243

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:35

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Vertical Lime posted:

so

apparently taylor swift's new single is career suicide

and i wish booker t was mayor of houston now instead of in a few years

why is it career suicide?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:37

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

Agrajag posted:

why is it career suicide?

like Trump, it's bad

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:39

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K0RzZGpyds

it builds up to a chorus that doesn't happen

otherwise not awful

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:41

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901031532164468736

TRUMP says, as the axe glints in the morning sunlight

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:43

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901031532164468736

so that's John Kelly being replaced later today

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:43

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Tesseraction posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K0RzZGpyds

it builds up to a chorus that doesn't happen

otherwise not awful

im no expert music critic so ill just put it out there that it sounds almost like the angsty poo poo i used to listen to back in highschool.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:44

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901032475111116800

keep tellin yaself that donny

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:44

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Tesseraction posted:

lol all aboard the ss broken record https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901029770401546243

sure seems like the do nothing and let congress do it then take credit / refuse to take blame is working really well on the tax bill.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:45

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Kazak_Hstan posted:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901031532164468736

TRUMP says, as the axe glints in the morning sunlight

lol kelly is the living dead now

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:45

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Tesseraction posted:

lol all aboard the ss broken record https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901029770401546243

yeah its the dems fault even when the gop controls both houses and the presidency

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:46

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

edit: wrong thread

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:46

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

4 pm today haberman and thrush publish story with seventeen thousand white house sources documenting profanity-laced screaming match between Trump and Kelly.

partial transcript of said screaming comes out just in time for Sunday morning shows

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:48

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

so is this taylor swift at the next, transformation of her brand, stage of her career?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:49

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

prefect posted:

I'll tell ya what remains of Princess Diana, Princess of our Hearts (yuck) 20 years later: gar nicht so viel wie damals

silly rear end question

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:49

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

five years from now this sequence of tweets is shown in the frontline documentary on the drowning of Corpus Christi

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:50

jigokuman: Aug 28, 2002; Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

prefect posted:

no fruit too low, that's my motto

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# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:50

Communist Thoughts: Jan 7, 2008; Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!

FAUXTON posted:

Texas is gonna get an epic high tide, it's probably gonna flood a nuclear power plant, Abbott is the least crippled part of Texas' disaster response capacity, Rick Perry is the secretary of energy whose lap this Fukushima poo poo is gonna fall into, half the federal government is run by acting or interim leadership, and trump is going to gently caress it up like he always does and while no actual people will suffer, a loving load of texans are gonna drown trapped in their loving attics and overturned crew cabs while pissbrains is flying around getting photos taken of him staring out the window of his plane but not seeing anything because he blinded himself 3 days ago. It's going to flood the second largest petrochemical complex on the planet and it's already loving with half the country's refining capacity as well as a fifth of crude production because that's what's in Houston and the offshore rigs respectively.

After that it's gonna get another hit of that sweet sweet 90°F gulf water and head for Louisiana.

dang that made me laugh, credit due

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:50

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

jBrereton posted:

I'll tell ya what remains of Princess Diana, Princess of our Hearts (yuck) 20 years later: gar nicht so viel wie damals

silly rear end question

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/princess-diana-donald-trump?utm_term=.vdQPa1amd#.xceq6Y6jg

quote:

However, last month the TV presenter Selina Scott claimed in the Sunday Times that Trump "bombarded Diana at Kensington Palace with massive bouquets of flowers" and that the princess had said the businessman gave her "the creep

In the 1997 Howard Stern interview Trump also claimed that unlike Diana's then-boyfriend Dodi Fayed, he would never have allowed Diana to die in a Parisian tunnel while being chased by paparazzi photographers on motorbikes.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:52

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Agrajag posted:

so is this taylor swift at the next, transformation of her brand, stage of her career?

People talk about this but I won't care unless she starts hanging out with rats and dumping blood all over herself because pop music isn't very interesting.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:52

Tesseraction: Apr 5, 2009

Kazak_Hstan posted:

five years from now this sequence of tweets is shown in the frontline documentary on the drowning of Corpus Christi

https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/900889138035126274

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:53

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/princess-diana-donald-trump?utm_term=.vdQPa1amd#.xceq6Y6jg

"Very cowardly Dodi al-Fayed left m'Lady's side - sad!"

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:53

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/900889138035126274

ha of course

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:55

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/900889138035126274

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:57

Augus: Mar 9, 2015

Tesseraction posted:

https://twitter.com/HelenKennedy/status/900889138035126274

lmao

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:59

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Tesseraction posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3K0RzZGpyds

wow, good to know that Harvey won't be the worst thing to happen this week.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:00

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Jose posted:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/princess-diana-donald-trump?utm_term=.vdQPa1amd#.xceq6Y6jg

lol trump is literally reddit fedora mra's personified, it all makes sense now holy cow.

quote:

Donald Trump Reckoned He Could Have Had Sex With Princess Diana

quote:

�Why do people think it�s egotistical of you to say you could�ve gotten with Lady Di?� Stern asked the Republican presidential frontrunner in a 1997 interview. �You could�ve gotten her, right? You could�ve nailed her.�

�I think I could have,� Trump replied.

�She had times when she didn't look great and she had times when she looked better than anyone in the world," he said of the former princess, who had just been killed in a Paris road accident. "But she had supermodel... She had the height, she had this, she had magnificent skin, she was a great beauty."

BuzzFeed News listened to hours of recordings of Trump's appearances on the show, which are not publicly available, to find the comments.

Trump also said Princess Diana sent him a "really nice letter" shortly before her death, thanking him for a bouquet of flowers after the businessman had done her a "personal favour".

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:01

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/901034755210268672

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:02

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

I resent everything about being awake this early

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:06

Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Agrajag posted:

lol trump is literally reddit fedora mra's personified, it all makes sense now holy cow.

lol of course with her skin

jesus christ how horrifying

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:06

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

FAUXTON posted:

Texas is gonna get an epic high tide, it's probably gonna flood a nuclear power plant, Abbott is the least crippled part of Texas' disaster response capacity, Rick Perry is the secretary of energy whose lap this Fukushima poo poo is gonna fall into, half the federal government is run by acting or interim leadership, and trump is going to gently caress it up like he always does and while no actual people will suffer, a loving load of texans are gonna drown trapped in their loving attics and overturned crew cabs while pissbrains is flying around getting photos taken of him staring out the window of his plane but not seeing anything because he blinded himself 3 days ago. It's going to flood the second largest petrochemical complex on the planet and it's already loving with half the country's refining capacity as well as a fifth of crude production because that's what's in Houston and the offshore rigs respectively.

After that it's gonna get another hit of that sweet sweet 90°F gulf water and head for Louisiana.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:07

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Zeroisanumber posted:

People talk about this but I won't care unless she starts hanging out with rats and dumping blood all over herself because pop music isn't very interesting.

you'd love grimes then

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:07