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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Clinton/Cruz for the best of both worlds

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I wonder if Hillary would be proud or suicidal if Chelsea Clinton became president in 2020.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
good morning, boners

the current thread title is muy bueno lol

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

jesus gently caress this thing just keeps going

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

I wonder if Hillary would be proud or suicidal if Chelsea Clinton became president in 2020.

Did you ever play Resident Evil Revelations 2?

It'll be exactly like that.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Iron Crowned posted:

Is he attempting to distract from the hurricane?

Just sharing excerpts from his good boy folder.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

I wonder if Hillary would be proud or suicidal if Chelsea Clinton became president in 2020.

that's ridiculous

she'll become one in 2019 after she becomes speaker in the midterms

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
New Tay Tay is good

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Levine / Papito 2020

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

https://twitter.com/fat_dog_fart/status/901049729357942784

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Iron Crowned posted:

Is he attempting to distract from the hurricane?

lol if he knows about the hurricane

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

NofrikinfuN posted:

Just sharing excerpts from his good boy folder.

I do wonder how Fox News is reporting Hurricane Steve Harvey.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/deray/status/901050410106060800

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
best presidency ever

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Iron Crowned posted:

I do wonder how Fox News is reporting Hurricane Steve Harvey.

https://twitter.com/fauxheadlines/status/901047907973050372

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Regular Nintendo posted:

jesus gently caress this thing just keeps going

quote:

Because even though I’m offering a fun getaway wherever you want... chances are almost zero I’m the guy for you.

Even if you’re a healthy, beautiful woman who’s ready to feel the exhilarating chemistry of a truly deep, enriching relationship.

In a moment I’ll give you three reasons why I’m seriously not the guy for you. One of them might actually offend you.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

I got up at 6 and took my pup for a walk to watch the sunrise over the mountains



now I'm making breakfast.

it rules.

getting up early sucks if you do it for no reason or for a reason you hate.

monty :glomp:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/TMannWSJ/status/901045550476382208

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Iron Crowned posted:

I do wonder how Fox News is reporting Hurricane Steve Harvey.

constant mugging for the camera in fake surprise over a white texan grandma imply sexual situations while drowning a bunch of texans

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

how do adults, each of whom have almost certainly experienced fraud in their lifetimes, not recognize when they are being bullshitted

shouldn't that be a survival trait or i guess mindless tribalism is more important so i guess were gonna die of self inflicted wounds lol

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

im ready for maximum waters when texas drowns in its own hubris against the sea

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
experiencing some kind of natural disaster like a hurricane or earthquake seems like it would be fun if it wasn't too strong and you were somewhere that could cope with it

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

DrPossum posted:

how do adults, each of whom have almost certainly experienced fraud in their lifetimes, not recognize when they are being bullshitted

shouldn't that be a survival trait or i guess mindless tribalism is more important so i guess were gonna die of self inflicted wounds lol

Once a man in a diner asked me, a complete stranger at the next table, what I thought of these emails he was getting from a Nigerian prince (in front of his wife and children no less). He had them in his hand, printed out.

"They're telling me it's a scam, but what if it isn't?" he kept saying.

Some people are just dumb, is my point.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
didnt Texas pray for rain a year or two ago

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

DrPossum posted:

im ready for maximum waters when texas drowns in its own hubris against the sea

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Reince Penis posted:

Once a man in a diner asked me, a complete stranger at the next table, what I thought of these emails he was getting from a Nigerian prince (in front of his wife and children no less). He had them in his hand, printed out.

"They're telling me it's a scam, but what if it isn't?" he kept saying.

Some people are just dumb, is my point.

rip those wife and kids

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Reince Penis posted:

Once a man in a diner asked me, a complete stranger at the next table, what I thought of these emails he was getting from a Nigerian prince (in front of his wife and children no less). He had them in his hand, printed out.

"They're telling me it's a scam, but what if it isn't?" he kept saying.

Some people are just dumb, is my point.

and that man's name was john barron

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Reince Penis posted:

Once a man in a diner asked me, a complete stranger at the next table, what I thought of these emails he was getting from a Nigerian prince (in front of his wife and children no less). He had them in his hand, printed out.

"They're telling me it's a scam, but what if it isn't?" he kept saying.

Some people are just dumb, is my point.

i dont believe a word of this story :colbert:

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Agrajag posted:

i dont believe a word of this story :colbert:

Word of honor it is 100% true

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Reince Penis posted:

Once a man in a diner asked me, a complete stranger at the next table, what I thought of these emails he was getting from a Nigerian prince (in front of his wife and children no less). He had them in his hand, printed out.

"They're telling me it's a scam, but what if it isn't?" he kept saying.

Some people are just dumb, is my point.

poo poo sorry, legally they're your wife and kids now

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Jose posted:

experiencing some kind of natural disaster like a hurricane or earthquake seems like it would be fun if it wasn't too strong and you were somewhere that could cope with it

tbh it's like that every tornado season here in Tennessee

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Zyla posted:

well not EXActly

henlo - How you would greet someone stinky and/or ugly.

smol bean - someone who is innocent and/or adorable most commonly used in fandoms

Lol what the gently caress

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


"Alright contestant, the category is 'Things You Would Put in a Vagina' "
*contestant giggles* "A-A penis."
"B-B-BWUH!? Did yall just say- Oh lord! What!? How could you- Whaaaaaat!? Y'all got your mind in the gutter! This is supposed to be a family show! Oh golly! Oh geez! We all goin to hell!!"

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Augus posted:

"Alright contestant, the category is 'Things You Would Put in a Vagina' "
*contestant giggles* "A-A penis."
"B-B-BWUH!? Did yall just say- Oh lord! What!? How could you- Whaaaaaat!? Y'all got your mind in the gutter!? This is supposed to be a family show! Oh golly! Oh geez! We all goin to hell!!"

steve harvey is an incredibly bad human being

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Augus posted:

"Alright contestant, the category is 'Things You Would Put in a Vagina' "
*contestant giggles* "A-A penis."
"B-B-BWUH!? Did yall just say- Oh lord! What!? How could you- Whaaaaaat!? Y'all got your mind in the gutter! This is supposed to be a family show! Oh golly! Oh geez! We all goin to hell!!"

"gimme a penis!!"

*DING*

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Lol what the gently caress

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