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CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug
Decided to switch over to the Sploosh-o-matic for the first time in a few days and



Is there not an S- rank or did I really skip it after breaking A+ like twice?

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

dragon enthusiast posted:

got my first quad feed and was too slow on the capture, but the screenshot looks pretty cool anyways


Godlike feel.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Internet Kraken posted:

Splatoon 1 had multiple zones across the map and people hated it.

I miss multiple zones a lot...current splat zones is cool but it's just KOTH and at higher ranks there's like no swings, whoever caps first winds up winning around 80% of the time. Having to manage two zones is a real grinder

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
I think they got rid of two zones because it resulted in almost every match being a timeout at higher levels. In a 4v4 game, maintaining total control over two separate zones is not really possible.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I don't get shut out in this game in zones as much as I used to. It's a lot easier to stop and reclaim now I think. What seems to happen is the losing team suddenly drops all their specials at the same time and that's hard to stop.

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

CodfishCartographer posted:

Decided to switch over to the Sploosh-o-matic for the first time in a few days and



Is there not an S- rank or did I really skip it after breaking A+ like twice?

S- doesn't exist. It's S, then S+0 through S+50.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I wasn't aware that every single player has no basic concept of coordination or teamwork.

Well if your think you don't belong with the riff raff, you'll be out of that rank in no time if your skills are that good. Seriously, if every single player is a drooling idiot, that means your team has 3 drooling idiots while the other team has 4. Surely the odds would be in your team's favor? Yes there are bad teammates but blaming losses on them is completely unproductive and several people managed to make it to S+ despite the existence of said teammates.

And if you're saying matchmaking is constantly pairing you with the idiots and the other team with the pros, you should probably review the concept of how probability works.

Beelerzebub
May 28, 2016

I came here to laugh at you.
I'm sorry if any of you were playing ranked with me at any point tonight. University wifi is poo poo and kept disconnecting me.

Bleck
Jan 7, 2014

No matter how one loves, there are always different aims. Love can take a great many forms, whatever the era.
I love everything about this game and I really wish playing it wasn't an infuriating lagfest

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Dr. Fetus posted:

And if you're saying matchmaking is constantly pairing you with the idiots and the other team with the pros, you should probably review the concept of how probability works.

I think you need to consider probability outside of spherical cows in a vacuum, because probability can be dialed down to the 50-50-90 Rule. Never ever assume or plan that random chance will be your favour.

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

Internet Kraken posted:

I think they got rid of two zones because it resulted in almost every match being a timeout at higher levels. In a 4v4 game, maintaining total control over two separate zones is not really possible.

Moray Towers has two zones. Hell, IIRC it wasn't that common in Splatoon 1 either.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

They hand out pieces once you reach certain levels in multiplayer. I think you need to be level 13 or so to get the full armor set.

That figures, I thought you had to beat singleplayer mode first. (you might still need to do that to use the Callie and Marie amiibos)

Saving loadouts isn't too bad considering you can then switch to a loadout (which includes changing tentacle-do and pants) at nearly any point in the lobby or menu just by waving the Amiibo over the controller/right joycon. Beats fiddling with the menus anyway.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Rexroom posted:

Moray Towers has two zones. Hell, IIRC it wasn't that common in Splatoon 1 either.

Moray Towers has two zones side-by-side. For all intents and purposes, they may as well be a single zone because there's almost zero chance of holding one without the other.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


It's kind of impressive how Moray Towers is in every game mode - ranked, regular, Octo Canyon - and in every single one it manages to be an utter trash stage.

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.
Moray Towers Splat Zones is my pick for the worst map in the game.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Moray Towers has two zones side-by-side. For all intents and purposes, they may as well be a single zone because there's almost zero chance of holding one without the other.

And this effectively brings down the requirement to cause the other team to lose the zone from 50% to a mere 25%. Which massively slows down the game.

I actually had a match where the score was only 2 to 1 on Splat Zones Moray Towers. One team took the zones, the other team quickly took them back, and then the game was just in complete deadlock for the entire 5 minutes.

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
I don't know how people get to a situation in Moray Towers that they'll deadlock the zones. What are the players doing, shooting ink to the zones idly and not even bothering to flank the other team?

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.
gently caress that alleyway in Rainmaker Reef.

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Dr. Fetus posted:

gently caress that alleyway in Rainmaker Reef.

I like it when someone on my team gets the rainmaker first and decides to bring it back and to the right and then dies, effectively putting the rainmaker right at the start of the shortcut ramp for the other team. I saw this poo poo up until A+.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Almost certainly in the minority here, but I actually kinda like Moray towers outside of turf wars. Granted I'm still slumming it up in B/B+, but I feel like there's a lot of opportunity to circumvent and flank the other team unnoticed.

Any word on when the new maps are gonna drop?

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

dog nougat posted:

Almost certainly in the minority here, but I actually kinda like Moray towers outside of turf wars. Granted I'm still slumming it up in B/B+, but I feel like there's a lot of opportunity to circumvent and flank the other team unnoticed.

Any word on when the new maps are gonna drop?

10 PM EST! It's in the app; it'll be in at least the first two rotations. I think it's just one map though, or at least, there's only one new one on the app's schedule so far (Manta Marina.)

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

holy poo poo I suck at this. it's actually kinda fun though. I didn't play the first one at all

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
This Salmon Run weapon set up is a cruise.

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!
Manta Maria appearing in turf war and ranked rotations starting at 10PM EST tonight

throw to first DAMN IT
Apr 10, 2007
This whole thread has been raging at the people who don't want Saracen invasion to their homes

Perhaps you too should be more accepting of their cultures
Has Nintendo gone too far with their Salmon Run ARG?

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE


Laundry day today at 19:00 PT. Comes with Autobomb and Sting Ray.

No. 1 Callie Fan fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Aug 25, 2017

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
Nintendo, I'm beggin' ya... put out more kits with a splat bomb sub... :negative:

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.

The Black Stones posted:

S rank is the worst of ranked. I've never seen so many people be salty fucks because the enemy started pushing back in rainmaker. It's by far the worst gamemode because either people get super loving mad real quick (and they don't leave so you don't even get the benefit of not breaking the bar) or they have some dumb big idea which turns out to be "bring the rainmaker through the dumbest way possible"

The other modes are okay. People can be dumb with them but rainmaker really brings out the worst.

Edit: literally just had a dipshit blaster in tower mode go all the way to the enemy base to...I dunno, jerk off? I didn't see this nearly as much in a rank

It happens in tower control too. Holy poo poo, when did the trend of S-rank players being gigantic loving babies start? The moment we get a slight disadvantage, people will deliberately waste time at spawn, and lose because we were fighting 3v4.

Just report players like that.

Zeruel
Mar 27, 2010

Alert: bad post spotted.

Rexroom posted:



Laundry day today at 19:00 PT. Comes with Autobomb and Sting Ray.

Oh hell yes, time to rinse and repeat some scrubs :getin:

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


raditts posted:

How do you get those? I tried using my Splatoon 1 amiibos on the amiibo box in the square and all they did was want to save my loadouts, which is next to loving useless.

You have to say yes to saving your loadout and then they give you stuff.

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
Good day for fishing.

Araxxor
Oct 20, 2012

My disdain for you all knows no bounds.
Playing Rainmaker is like playing an escort mission in some other video game. Complete with suicidal and illogical escortee AI.

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Dr. Fetus posted:

Playing Rainmaker is like playing an escort mission in some other video game. Complete with suicidal and illogical escortee AI.
It kind of reminds me of the old escort the VIP maps in half-life/counterstrike.

Lakbay
Dec 14, 2006

My eye...MY EYE!!!

Blank Construct posted:

Nintendo, I'm beggin' ya... put out more kits with a splat bomb sub... :negative:

I'm happy for more autobomb subs because they're easily the biggest nuisance in ranked and I'd like to be on the dishing out end and not the receiving end for once since I don't use the octobrush or custom blaster

Is the sloshing machine autofire? what's the difference between the other buckets?

edit: according to the datamine once the nzap 89 comes out it's going to be permanently glued to my inkling's hands

Lakbay fucked around with this message at 13:51 on Aug 25, 2017

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
goddamnit stop doing tower control on Pump Track. The curvy floor makes it impossible to swim up the tower, and if you get caught next to the tower when it's int those narrow little passes the camera freaks the gently caress out

Fedule
Mar 27, 2010


No one left uncured.
I got you.
Whoever said the Classic Squiffer wouldn't be good at Salmon Run was a god damned liar.

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost

Lakbay posted:

I'm happy for more autobomb subs because they're easily the biggest nuisance in ranked and I'd like to be on the dishing out end and not the receiving end for once since I don't use the octobrush or custom blaster

Is the sloshing machine autofire? what's the difference between the other buckets?

edit: according to the datamine once the nzap 89 comes out it's going to be permanently glued to my inkling's hands

The Sloshing machine shoots out a spike projectile in a line (as opposed to a cone for other buckets) in an arc, which has a large splash radius and the hit effect of a blaster/ charged sniper shot.

Blank Construct fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Aug 25, 2017

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Everyone who plays Salmon Run, listen up!



Spinning has replaced squidbagging as the Post Wave 3 victory dance.

Nephzinho
Jan 25, 2008





Jonas Albrecht posted:

Everyone who plays Salmon Run, listen up!



Spinning has replaced squidbagging as the Post Wave 3 victory dance.

Everyone who doesn't play Salmon Run, why not?

Blank Construct
Jan 20, 2010

Shepard.

Nap Ghost
To put it another way, the sloshing machine is a combination between a blaster and a bucket. Landing direct hits is more important as the blast radius damage is low, and you can curve it over obstacles.

E: In Splatoon 1 it took 2 direct hits to kill iirc.

Blank Construct fucked around with this message at 14:20 on Aug 25, 2017

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Lakbay posted:

I'm happy for more autobomb subs because they're easily the biggest nuisance in ranked and I'd like to be on the dishing out end and not the receiving end for once since I don't use the octobrush or custom blaster

Is the sloshing machine autofire? what's the difference between the other buckets?

edit: according to the datamine once the nzap 89 comes out it's going to be permanently glued to my inkling's hands

It's basically the polar opposite of the tri-slosher. Whereas the tri has a shorter range but with a wider hit box compared to the regular slosher, the sloshing machine has a longer range but a narrower hit box. Visually, it shoots out a big glob of ink that appears to spin as it travels. It functions a little bit like a blaster if I remember correctly, in that indirect it takes more indirect hits to kill than a direct hit. I think it was two indirect hits or one direct hit to score a kill in the first game, but I might be wrong. At any rate, the weapon is really good at area denial - so the autobomb is a great addition for it. It's very hard to approach someone using the weapon if they know you're there, as it has huge range and can cover ink easily.

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No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Nine Parchments now live on Nintendo's Gamescom stream.

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