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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Crusader posted:

i think there are a lot of people who left nola back during katrina in houston still?

yeah

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alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Hey i got a mandate from heaven for ya: dinner with joseph gordon levitt

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:28

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

zegermans posted:

remember when the Clintons banished Socks because he didn't get along with their dumbass new dog Buddy who promptly ate a bumper post-presidency and they didn't even take Socks back?

gently caress the Clintons for that specifically.

Yes, exactly, they traded a good pet, for a very bad one. gently caress dogs, and gently caress Texas!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:29

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

Yes, exactly, they traded a good pet, for a very bad one. gently caress dogs

mmods??!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:29

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/901097545367269378

more like unidentified food object lol

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:29

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/900779954027343875

jfc he's such a tool

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:29

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

A Handed Missus posted:

socks was a major ownage cat

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

texas gon' flood today y'all

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

new kind of cat posted:

socks was a major ownage cat

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

In Houston we're still getting rain coming and going. First it was little bits of rain that got pushed in ahead of the storm but now I think it's the actual outermost bands of Harvey itself.

it's dropped the temperature to the high 70s, so it's actually rather nice right now

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

also sam clovis is gonna be made chief scientist of the usda and promptly eat enough cheese to stop his heart

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41047166

Altlinkserlass up ins

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

brugroffil posted:

Aid for the needy (aka white people like them) = good
Welfare (aka for black people) = bad

There was a survey earlier in the summer or in the spring that spelled this out really, really clearly. Republicans supported "assistance for those in need" at something like a 70% clip, but opposed "welfare" at about the same clip.

assistance is for white people

welfare is for minorities

it's why they were fine with socialism until it came time to include minorities in assistance programs

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

zegermans posted:

remember when the Clintons banished Socks because he didn't get along with their dumbass new dog Buddy who promptly ate a bumper post-presidency and they didn't even take Socks back?

gently caress the Clintons for that specifically.

The way in which a person treats pets cruelly, or in this case callously, is a reflection on the way in which they treat people

D:

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

euphronius posted:

I've been reading Wikipedia for hours

whyd you hafta stop :smith:

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

fed chair: guys maybe some regulations are actually... good?

some anonymous oilgoon: guys maybe some regulations are actually... good?

republican strategist: we have to do these things literally nobody wants because, uh, we don't want to lose voters or something, look, i dunno, what am i a wizard

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:30

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

new kind of cat posted:

socks was a major ownage cat

good tamale post combo

My phone corrected username to tamale and this is now canon

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:31

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Iron Crowned posted:

Yes, exactly, they traded a good pet, for a very bad one. gently caress dogs, and gently caress Texas!

there is no part of this post I disagree with

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:31

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

galenanorth posted:

The way in which a person treats pets cruelly, or in this case callously, is a reflection on the way in which they treat people

D:

no it fukken aint im nice to animals you stupid piece of poo poo

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:31

jarofpiss: May 16, 2009

Guy Goodbody posted:

In Houston we're still getting rain coming and going. First it was little bits of rain that got pushed in ahead of the storm but now I think it's the actual outermost bands of Harvey itself.

it's dropped the temperature to the high 70s, so it's actually rather nice right now

getting a little rain in west houston, no looting or rioting yet but im still optimistic

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:31

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

euphronius posted:

I've been reading Wikipedia for hours

i could wiki a peach for hours

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:31

Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

Epic High Five posted:

but I work hard so I deserve those :qq:

*has only worked 7 months part time at a gas station before getting on the dole after getting crippled while driving drunk*

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:31

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Atoramos posted:

I'm sure this joke has already been made but now that HL3's story came out it's clear the mattering has begun.

did it? woah

i mean i'm not expecting anything revelatory but

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:32

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

no it fukken aint im nice to animals you stupid piece of poo poo

point taken

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:32

new kind of cat: May 8, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

zegermans posted:

remember when the Clintons banished Socks because he didn't get along with their dumbass new dog Buddy who promptly ate a bumper post-presidency and they didn't even take Socks back?

gently caress the Clintons for that specifically.

i didn't remember this

goddammit

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:32

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/900779954027343875

they're loving

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:32

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Gringostar posted:

there is no part of this post I disagree with

you are in some serious denial about the modular synth youre gonna have

and i aint even gotta talk you into your cat gon do all the work

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:32

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

alnilam posted:

Hey i got a mandate from heaven for ya: dinner with joseph gordon levitt

oo la la~ quite the man date enjoy :cheers:

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:32

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

galenanorth posted:

The way in which a person treats pets cruelly, or in this case callously, is a reflection on the way in which they treat people

D:

I'm sure hillary spoke kindly about how socks wasn't a threat at all to her family in the whitehouse

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:32

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Iron Crowned posted:

Yes, exactly, they traded a good pet, for a very bad one. gently caress dogs, and gently caress Texas!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:32

Sir Tonk: Apr 18, 2006; Can't post for 2 hours!; Young Orc

https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/901103211578351616

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:33

punchymcpunch: Oct 14, 2012

Al! posted:

in the future fema will be replaced by one cyanide capsule mailed to every american once per year

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNju8IjExn4&t=306s

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

jarofpiss posted:

getting a little rain in west houston, no looting or rioting yet but im still optimistic

be the change u want to see in the world :sun:

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

actually please don't loot or riot texas goon

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:33

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

galenanorth posted:

point taken

people are terrible hope this helps

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:33

Relevant Tangent: Nov 18, 2016; Tangentially Relevant

Iron Crowned posted:

Yes, exactly, they traded a good pet, for a very bad one. gently caress dogs, and gently caress Texas!

Socks was better off with the lady who he ended up with though. Never trust a dog person.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:33

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/901103211578351616

hurricane gently caress texas is a go

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:33

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Duscat posted:

fed chair: guys maybe some regulations are actually... good?

some anonymous oilgoon: guys maybe some regulations are actually... good?

republican strategist: we have to do these things literally nobody wants because, uh, we don't want to lose voters or something, look, i dunno, what am i a wizard

They aren't worried that they need some regulations, they're worried that things are going too fast and they're being exposed as the robber baron class that they are. It's the same reason why the whole world is finally waking up to the fact that the Republicans are the party of explicit white supremacy, because Donnie is too dumb to and has no interest in maintaining the old dog whistles. He'll literally come out and say stuff like, "old Oily McBigbucks rented a whole floor of suites at Trump International just to tell me that we need to strip all things from the law that hold him accountable and restrain his personal profits, what a guy, so we're gonna do that"

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:34

pathetic little tramp: Dec 12, 2005; by Hillary Clinton's assassins; Fallen Rib

2020 presidential winner and President of the United States until 2028 Randy Bryce getting started on texting 100 people a day thank yous for their campaign contributions:

https://twitter.com/IronStache/status/901101744352100352

If you send a donation by the August deadline, you're guaranteed to get a personal thank you as well.

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Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

code:

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VORTEX DATA MESSAGE   AL092017
A. 25/15:15:20Z
B. 26 deg 45 min N
  096 deg 05 min W
C. 700 mb 2631 m
D. 94 kt
E. 325 deg 7 nm
F. 065 deg 102 kt
G. 320 deg 11 nm
H. 947 mb
I. 11 C / 3055 m
J. 17 C / 3049 m
K. 13 C / NA
L. CLOSED
M. C18
N. 12345 / 07
O. 0.02 / 1.25 nm
P. AF305 1709A HARVEY             OB 31
MAX OUTBOUND AND MAX FL WIND 112 KT 055 / 15 NM 15:20:00Z
CNTR DROPSONDE SFC WIND 295 / 6 KT
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