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Schnorkles posted:also sam clovis is gonna be made chief scientist of the usda and promptly eat enough cheese to stop his heart gonna fuckin own
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Atoramos posted:I'm sure this joke has already been made but now that HL3's story came out it's clear the mattering has begun. ty for alerting me to this news
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Relevant Tangent posted:Socks was better off with the lady who he ended up with though. Never trust a dog person. never trust anybody, idiot
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:35 |
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die die die die
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:35 |
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has someone said sam blobis yet??
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:35 |
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dumbass loving america n its stupid rear end hurricanes gettin all hosed up n poo poo
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Dogs and humans evolved together, you know. Dogs were guards and hunting partners and the two species entered a mutually beneficial symbiosis. So people who don't like dogs are evolutionary throwbacks, primitive-minded sub-men
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:no it fukken aint im nice to animals you stupid piece of poo poo humans are animals too
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zegermans posted:remember when the Clintons banished Socks because he didn't get along with their dumbass new dog Buddy who promptly ate a bumper post-presidency and they didn't even take Socks back? lock them up
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Turdfuzz posted:dumbass loving america n its stupid rear end hurricanes gettin all hosed up n poo poo agreed
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:36 |
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Turdfuzz posted:dumbass loving america n its stupid rear end hurricanes gettin all hosed up n poo poo it rules
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Agean90 posted:but I work hard so I deserve those *has only worked 7 months part time at a gas station before getting on the dole after getting crippled while driving drunk* lol yeah this, plus the fact that if they have kids and don't make more than 75k/year they're probably taking more than they give by a bigly margin just like "those folk" who "abuse the system" There's so much regressive taxation in this country and people are just used to it. You can still pay more of your paycheck to the government than a billionaire even if you pay no Federal taxes at all lmao
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:36 |
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a lot of people are going to die or lose their homes and livelihoods in texas
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juche avocado posted:did it? woah i like the concept of the ship phasing through a time stream and being able to see the past and present and everything in between from its deck would have been a cool area im thinkin
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That DICK! posted:die die die die thats my plan, you think a shotgun or a large revolver would work better
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:36 |
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our terrible president is going to mismanage emergency response and kill more people
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Lastgirl posted:it rules this hurricane aint gonna do poo poo to me if i wanna die im gonna hafta do it myself
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:37 |
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mister magpie posted:a lot of people are going to die or lose their homes and livelihoods in texas extremeply sherrif david y. clarke:] this is what you liberals want to use to hurt trump!!!11 monsters!!!
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i'm really nervous for people i know that live there
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mister magpie posted:our terrible president is going to mismanage emergency response and kill more people god i hope im one of them
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Guy Goodbody posted:Dogs and humans evolved together, you know. Dogs were guards and hunting partners and the two species entered a mutually beneficial symbiosis. Same but with hurricanes. That's why we leave tasty treats for them!
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:37 |
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hurricane katrina was cuz of the gays remember some preacher guy said that well wtf now god loving asssss
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:37 |
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UNLEASH THE TORNADOCANE
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mister magpie posted:our terrible president is going to mismanage emergency response and kill more people https://twitter.com/Labourwave1/status/900909733070110720
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mister magpie posted:a lot of people are going to die or lose their homes and livelihoods in texas yeah it's going to be real bad
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Guy Goodbody posted:Dogs and humans evolved together, you know. Dogs were guards and hunting partners and the two species entered a mutually beneficial symbiosis. That's what you tell yourself because you're a basic bitch with the worst pet
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Turdfuzz posted:hurricane katrina was cuz of the gays remember some preacher guy said that hey youre dead howd you manage to be so lucky
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Lastgirl posted:extremeply sherrif david y. clarke:] this is what you liberals want to use to hurt trump!!!11 monsters!!! haha i'm not anti joke and i am not saying that people shouldn't joke about it it's just that i can't come up with anything because of the anxiety all we can do is laugh about it i guess
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extremply shersrif david b. clarke:] liberals better get their fill of hurricane rain water because i aint giving you a drat drink in the clink when im done with you!!!!11
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its a good thing that trump's agencies aren't completely unfilled at the high levels and that republicans aren't notorious for refusing to send federal funds to natural disaster sites!!!!!
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:god i hope im one of them i really hope you aren't
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There's an old saying in Florida — I know it's in Texas, probably in Florida — that says, category 3, shame on — shame on you. Tornado — you can't get fooled again.
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https://twitter.com/GlennF/status/901105673513050112
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i agree with mister magpie and i hope that everyone comes out okay and that fema is on top of things afterwards but i fear for the worst
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mister magpie posted:i really hope you aren't
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i honestly don't dislike you and i feel that you respond to me like i do, just want you to know that
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Lastgirl posted:pretty good grift game he's got, i wonder how much gorilla semen he sold and consumed to get those designer shades I think he stole them from Roger Stone
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Augus posted:is he just doing a Lets Play of the morning news now "Now," you say?
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never trust anyone who loudly insists no one can or should be trusted
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rip texas
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