Destiny 2 Console Thread: Just eat his ass you bitch

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limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Bone Krew's

that weaksauce is neither buff nor gay I want my money back

# ? Aug 25, 2017 08:47

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:31

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

TG-Chrono posted:

Annotated quote from recent Edge magazine feature:

"There's so much new content that at one point in development [after 55 hours into the game] they realised they had more content than progression (something they've subsequently fixed)"

"Patrols and Strikes — the only PVE activities available in Destiny 1 outside of story missions — don’t unlock until the final third of the campaign, and until the notification popped up we hadn’t even noticed their absence. In total there are over 80 missions and activities in Destiny 2, and each is substantial — in length, challenge, story and reward."

Strikes being past mid game is pretty interesting.

Get dem poopsocks ready boys.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 08:55

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I have a steel chain mail poop sock and it is going to carry me to Osiris

# ? Aug 25, 2017 09:35

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

You know what else is substantial in length, challenge, story and reward?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 09:56

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Fable

# ? Aug 25, 2017 10:05

Paracausal: Sep 5, 2011; Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 10:14

Zedsdeadbaby: Jun 14, 2008; You have been called out, in the ways of old.

Don't do that btw it can gently caress your teeth up!!!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 10:45

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

You can get new teeth my man

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:04

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Guardian

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:04

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Zedsdeadbaby posted:

Don't do that btw it can gently caress your teeth up!!!

gently caress i lold when i saw some oval office lose a tooth doing that.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:28

Tei: Feb 19, 2011

The secret of a good loot game is big shoulder pads, and incrementing the size of the shoulderpads beyond what is physically possible.

The reason expansions and DLC's exist is so the devs can reset the size of shoulder pads so they can start with "too big" again.

Well.. is not so much a secret, something we don't normally speak about.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:41

Blackfyre: Jul 8, 2012; I want wings.

Tei posted:

The secret of a good loot game is big shoulder pads, and incrementing the size of the shoulderpads beyond what is physically possible.

The reason expansions and DLC's exist is so the devs can reset the size of shoulder pads so they can start with "too big" again.

Well.. is not so much a secret, something we don't normally speak about.

Hats and shoulder pads are the most satisfying loots

And weapons uber alles

# ? Aug 25, 2017 11:49

Adregan: Oct 22, 2002

Attention to Bone Krew. :siren:

The Clan has been culled and if you wish to continue to play on in the clan in D2 please re-apply on the Bungie website. Ya Boy Ethan Couch should have a google spread sheet up to sign up on with in a few hours and posted here in the thread.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:12

the panacea: May 10, 2008

What's the best class for a low to medium skilled shooter player on consoles?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:41

Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

I will sign up but I also might be murdered by Hurricane Harvey tonight so if I die someone can have my spot

# ? Aug 25, 2017 12:51

CheeseFactory: May 12, 2009; MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

Adregan posted:

Attention to Bone Krew. The Clan has been culled and if you wish to continue to play on in the clan in D2 please re-apply on the Bungie website. Ya Boy Ethan Couch should have a google spread sheet up to sign up on with in a few hours and posted here in the thread.

Spreadsheets?

That's some dabadu poo poo right there

# ? Aug 25, 2017 13:30

Hulk Krogan: Mar 25, 2005

CheeseFactory posted:

Spreadsheets?

That's some dabadu poo poo right there

How else do you track important information like refractory period?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 13:50

Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

Bungie website is telling me the clan isn't found.

Did you go boneless on us?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 13:55

m.hache: Dec 1, 2004; Fun Shoe

Destiny app says it's down for maintenance.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 13:58

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Daric posted:

I will sign up but I also might be murdered by Hurricane Harvey tonight so if I die someone can have my spot

Same

# ? Aug 25, 2017 14:05

Adregan: Oct 22, 2002

Site it still up for me

# ? Aug 25, 2017 14:22

Optical Inch: Oct 26, 2002; Soiled Meat

Feenix posted:

I created it. It was originally "Rad Dad Raid Brigade" built for those of us with less time but just as much passion...

[Ed] I'll make it again if there's interest. Anyone welcome... just, built to be more accommodating to those with tight schedules / kids / high maintenance wives, etc...

Share Clan
https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=2077314

This is exactly my speed and also I'm not a douche bag

# ? Aug 25, 2017 14:30

m.hache: Dec 1, 2004; Fun Shoe

Feenix posted:

I created it. It was originally "Rad Dad Raid Brigade" built for those of us with less time but just as much passion...

[Ed] I'll make it again if there's interest. Anyone welcome... just, built to be more accommodating to those with tight schedules / kids / high maintenance wives, etc...

Share Clan
https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=2077314

I've applied as well. PSN: mhache

# ? Aug 25, 2017 14:33

CheeseFactory: May 12, 2009; MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

Daric posted:

Bungie website is telling me the clan isn't found.

Did you go boneless on us?

Easiest way to find a clan is to find someone who is already in it and then see which groups they're a member of.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 15:08

Insane Totoro: Dec 5, 2005; Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

I'm seriously dying here at how our clan admins made a ball gag swooping hawk banner.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 15:36

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Aug 25, 2017 15:44

Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

texaholic posted:

Same

Where are you? I'm in northwest Houston so I'm assuming I'll be trapped inside for a few days but nothing too serious.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 15:48

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Didn't see this get posted: https://youtu.be/bXsnxE-9GIE

# ? Aug 25, 2017 15:58

queeb: Jun 10, 2004; m

shooting bad guys!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:05

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

the good fax machine posted:

Didn't see this get posted: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXsnxE-9GIE

Louis the birb is gonna steal the show

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:06

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

YO FRIENDOS AND FRIENDAS

We're getting a bunch of Clan Invite requests and can't tell if they're randos or actual goons/goonfriends.

If you apply to join the PS4/PC Big Dumb Space Mans�, please take a moment to post either in this thread letting us know that you/your friends applied, or join the Discord below and introduce yourself.

Really even if you just feel like hanging out with us, you should come hang and introduce yourself, it's a cool and good place to hang out, shitpost, talk about guns and cars, relax, etc.

https://discord.gg/HeAf6Vc

AAB posted:

Louis the birb is gonna steal the show

Louis Hawkke/Ralph Cluck for President 2020

Waffle House fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Aug 25, 2017

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:11

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Daric posted:

Where are you? I'm in northwest Houston so I'm assuming I'll be trapped inside for a few days but nothing too serious.

I live NW houston too

So this isn't completely off topic poptarts are popular hurricane food too, not just for gamers. Kinda glad this is happening now and not 2 weeks from now, I got a video game to play. I picked up some Dunkin Donuts Chocolate Mocha Limited Edition poptarts, anyone know how the exp boost thing works?

Parts of the coast could get up to 3 feet of rain!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:15

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

That KINK banner is so good. And our tag good too... god it's so tempting to double dip ps4/pc. 1.5 months is a long time....

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:15

Daric: Dec 23, 2007; Shawn:
Do you really want to know my process?

Lassiter:
Absolutely.

Shawn:
Well it starts with a holla! and ends with a Creamsicle.

texaholic posted:

I live NW houston too

So this isn't completely off topic poptarts are popular hurricane food too, not just for gamers. Kinda glad this is happening now and not 2 weeks from now, I got a video game to play. I picked up some Dunkin Donuts Chocolate Mocha Limited Edition poptarts, anyone know how the exp boost thing works?

Parts of the coast could get up to 3 feet of rain!

I'll PM you my cell phone number just in case. Stay safe man! I'm going to be playing Destiny 1 for one last hurrah this whole weekend assuming the power doesn't go out.

Edit: Nevermind, you don't have PM's but just let me know on here if you need anything. We're hunkered down with beer and water over here.

Daric fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Aug 25, 2017

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:19

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

texaholic posted:

I live NW houston too

So this isn't completely off topic poptarts are popular hurricane food too, not just for gamers. Kinda glad this is happening now and not 2 weeks from now, I got a video game to play. I picked up some Dunkin Donuts Chocolate Mocha Limited Edition poptarts, anyone know how the exp boost thing works?Parts of the coast could get up to 3 feet of rain!

You have to take a picture of the receipt and text it to the number, after September 1.. I'm hoping they'll honor the ones I already got on account of being buried in the middle of a Declaration of Independence-length grocery bill.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:22

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Daric posted:

I'll PM you my cell phone number just in case. Stay safe man! I'm going to be playing Destiny 1 for one last hurrah this whole weekend assuming the power doesn't go out.

Edit: Nevermind, you don't have PM's but just let me know on here if you need anything. We're hunkered down with beer and water over here.

Will do, we were living here during the 2016 tax day floods and never lost power even though the streets were inaccessible for a day or so. I got plenty of beer and water yesterday.

the good fax machine posted:

You have to take a picture of the receipt and text it to the number, after September 1.. I'm hoping they'll honor the ones I already got on account of being buried in the middle of a Declaration of Independence-length grocery bill.

thanks, I am super lazy and this sounds like too much work.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:27

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

Yeah, I was kinda hoping they'd just print the stupid codes inside the box

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:37

elpaganoescapa: Aug 13, 2014

I'm liking the new world design. Terrain in the EDZ looks really varied and different from what we've seen. A lot of verticality.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:39

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

What happened to goddamn instant win twist-off soda caps? Let me just get my free soda from the gas station darnit.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:42

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# ? May 8, 2024 06:31

Adregan: Oct 22, 2002

Bone Krew Clan profile for those on Xbox that need to re-sign up https://www.bungie.net/en/ClanV2?groupid=313913

# ? Aug 25, 2017 16:43

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