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Kavak: Aug 23, 2009

nawledgelambo posted:

First time I've been here for one of these things.

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happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

Goons, BEHOLD THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6PFWMf2VBw

# ? Aug 25, 2017 19:59

WarpDogs: May 1, 2009; I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

like last year there's a minute to go but like half the people are still outside the auditorium. i'm thinking at least a half hour delay

# ? Aug 25, 2017 19:59

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

So, which stream are all the fuddy buddies gonna be watching? The official one?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:00

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

Taintrunner posted:

So Vinny on the Beastcast made mention of my email, but that he tried to look things up on his own and did some "truth is in the middle spiel" because apparently everyone mad about a company selling $400 ships for a non-existent game that is continually getting worse and worse is "salty."

Uuugggh.

Vinny should know better than that. Did Alex say anything? He's usually openly scornful of SC.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:00

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

The twitch chat is hysterical.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:00

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Stream late?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:00

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:01

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

I have another 45 mins on the train on my way home from a business trip... I will try and watch this debacle but I guess I won't see much due to the inevitable consequences of CGI's inabilities, i.e. the delay.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:01

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Because Twitch/Star Citizen is loving dead, no stream

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:01

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

Let's Go!!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:01

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

thatguy posted:

Hello friends, the presentation is in 10 minutes unless there are any delays. There will be.
If you'd like to watch it live it will be here.
If you'd like to talk with/listen to a bunch of filthy Goons come to Derek's Discord and go to the "Derek Smart was right" voice channel.

Corporate VPN blocks Discord voice. I'm devastated but I will survive.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:01

MedicineHut: Feb 25, 2016

Hasnt even started and there are already 4.000.000 spectators. Game over goons.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:03

Natron: Aug 5, 2004

My Gamescom 2017 prediction? Chris announces an unprecedented partnership with...

DEREK SMART

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:04

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

MedicineHut posted:

Hasnt even started and there are already 4.000.000 spectators. Game over goons.

Those are views, I think. The amount of people that have ever visited the channel. Concurrent number of viewers isn't up yet, since it's still dead.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:05

Toops: Nov 5, 2015; -find mood stabilizers
-also,

CrazyLoon posted:

Those are views, I think. The amount of people that have ever visited the channel. Concurrent number of viewers isn't up yet, since it's still dead.

This is correct.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:06

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Whoever got the "Stream delayed, again" square...

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:06

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

happyhippy posted:

Goons, BEHOLD THIS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6PFWMf2VBw

I'm READY!!!!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:06

WarpDogs: May 1, 2009; I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

MedicineHut posted:

Hasnt even started and there are already 4.000.000 spectators. Game over goons.

there are definitely people in chat who think this

also people who say 7pm was just an estimate and it's not a delay unless it reaches 8pm

i cannot tell who is trolling but twitch chat is always better if you assume everyone is genuine

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:06

ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

TBH this stream is actually more entertaining than star marine

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:06

AutismVaccine: Feb 26, 2017; SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-I8XIAj8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-I8XIAj8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-I8XIAj8I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-I8XIAj8I

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:07

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Wow, they don't even have a placeholder this year. Just... nothing.

Good job CIG.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:07

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Stream's coming end of December.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:08

WarpDogs: May 1, 2009; I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Wow, they don't even have a placeholder this year. Just... nothing.

Good job CIG.

yeah. also the stream is delayed.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:08

ZenMaster: Jan 24, 2006; I Saved PC Gaming

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Wow, they don't even have a placeholder this year. Just... nothing.

Good job CIG.

people in chat saying 90 min delay... anyone in discord can confirm? Did CR have a stroke? I bet the fake an injury.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:08

LastCaress: May 8, 2004; bonobo

Did they specify the presentation was 25 august 2017 ?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:08

AutismVaccine: Feb 26, 2017; SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

SelenicMartian posted:

Stream's coming end of December.

which year?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:08

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Wow, they don't even have a placeholder this year. Just... nothing.

Good job CIG.

They have only had 5 years to develop a company from zero. Publishers already have twitch figured out from the start.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:09

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Someone post that spiderman edit of Chris Roberts but instead of SQ42 its Gamescom 2017

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:09

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Change the title Beer/Beet.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:09

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

ZenMaster posted:

people in chat saying 90 min delay... anyone in discord can confirm? Did CR have a stroke? I bet the fake an injury.

I hope there's a 90 min delay so I can get home and prepare for maximum rub!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:10

Bubbacub: Apr 17, 2001

The engineer who was supposed to compile the demo had a bike accident.

e:taxxe on a phone

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Bubbacub fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Aug 25, 2017

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:10

AutismVaccine: Feb 26, 2017; SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

STREAMS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr-I8XIAj8I

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:10

smellmycheese: Feb 1, 2016

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Whoever got the "Stream delayed, again" square...

It's all just so typically CIG. Croberts will be late to his own funeral

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:10

Snack Bitch: May 15, 2008; Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

My gamescom prediction is that Croberts will announce an ARG style puzzle in game for players to solve.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:10

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Any new sales?

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:10

kikkelivelho: Aug 27, 2015

Probably doing a final pre-show patch.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:11

WarpDogs: May 1, 2009; I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

lmfao they delayed it via the chat and said no ETA

god i love this company

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:11

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Broadcaster Verified Star Citizen: Hello everyone.
Broadcaster Verified Star Citizen: As you've no doubt noticed, we have not begun the broadcast.
Broadcaster Verified Star Citizen: We are still preparing the show.
Broadcaster Verified Star Citizen: We do not have an ETA for you at this time.
Broadcaster Verified Star Citizen: But are working as quickly as possible to provide the best presentation for you we can.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:11

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Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

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