TRUMP249: Dr. Keith Assblow

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boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

MEXICO ISNT SENDING THEIR BEST

THEY ARE BRINGING DRUGS

THEY ARE BRINGING RAPISTS

THEY ARE BRINGING CRIMES

THEY ARE BRINGING HURRICANES

*crowd chants BUILD THAT WALL, BUILD THAT WALL*

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:54

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 05:56

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Nichael posted:

the redesign is so, so, so bad. it's astonishingly awful. the aesthetics of web design have been in the toilet for at least eight years or so.

u know that a redesign has failed in every way when u just decide to follow the twitter feed rather than ever go to the main website again

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:54

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

real shame that trump couldnt finish the wall before the hurricane could cross the border sad

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:54

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Winnable for the whole 'holding office thing,' not the whole 'not being dragged out of their house by an angry mob and having their family's last vision of them being gutted like a fish while screaming a pitch no human hits.'

We're going in for a weird and possibly violent next three years. Buckle up, I guess.

I really doubt this'll happen. Complacency is much more likely.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:54

im cute: Sep 21, 2009

Cool, got in during the first 100 pages.

Also,

ban these war criminals

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:55

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/naftaa_/status/900791663735574529

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:55

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

thoughts and prayers for everyone in the middle of this devastating national disaster

also the hurricane

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:55

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

i kind of wish trump had built the wall by now only to have a hurricane come through and crater it

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:55

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/RTDNEWS/status/901169839192113152
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/901171175484772353

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:56

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

hey guys i've been having this unshakable feeling that we are heading to some sort of global catastrophe that will make 9/11 look quaint by comparison

but that might just be me

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:56

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Zyla posted:

https://twitter.com/naftaa_/status/900791663735574529

people who play video games thinking they're the biggest victims ever, what a shock

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:56

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

im cute posted:

Cool, got in during the first 100 pages.

Also,

ban these war criminals

Yinlock got fuckin g #1 are you kidding me

he wasnt even a regular back in the YCS days, gently caress that fuckin carpetbaggo

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:56

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

gently caress it i'll vote for mooch

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:56

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Nichael posted:

the redesign is so, so, so bad. it's astonishingly awful. the aesthetics of web design have been in the toilet for at least eight years or so.

how sad is it is i knew what specific site you were talking about just from this post

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:56

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/RTDNEWS/status/901169839192113152
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/901171175484772353

ey! im speakin at god college ovah ere!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:57

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Ekster posted:

hey guys i've been having this unshakable feeling that we are heading to some sort of global catastrophe that will make 9/11 look quaint by comparison

but that might just be me

it's gonna be the greatest words in the english language

de

fault

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:57

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Ekster posted:

hey guys i've been having this unshakable feeling that we are heading to some sort of global catastrophe that will make 9/11 look quaint by comparison

but that might just be me

well, Trump's first presidential 9/11 is in 2 weeks, so

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:58

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Internet Webguy posted:

u know that a redesign has failed in every way when u just decide to follow the twitter feed rather than ever go to the main website again

it's a complete disaster in every way. I truly don't understand what motivates these sites to make themselves as difficult to use as possible.

Ekster posted:

hey guys i've been having this unshakable feeling that we are heading to some sort of global catastrophe that will make 9/11 look quaint by comparison

but that might just be me

the global catastrophe will pale in comparison to the avclub redesign.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:58

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

for his entire life donald has been fighting the war of trump against all

and for his entire life he has been winning

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:58

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Oiled and Ready posted:

Yinlock got fuckin g #1 are you kidding me

he wasnt even a regular back in the YCS days, gently caress that fuckin carpetbaggo

i guess i just love posting more than you

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:58

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

I'd take Mooch over Trump.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:58

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

deadgoon posted:

for his entire life donald has been fighting the war of trump against all

and for his entire life he has been winning

at what point did he actually win

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:59

Joementum: May 23, 2004; jesus christ

TRUMP! _NEWT!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:59

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Internet Webguy posted:

u know that a redesign has failed in every way when u just decide to follow the twitter feed rather than ever go to the main website again

why do sites feel the need to do lovely redesigns that are always worse anyway

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:59

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

how sad is it is i knew what specific site you were talking about just from this post

they're probably the single most well known media review site, and they're throwing it all away. kind of like america did with TRMUP!

# ? Aug 25, 2017 20:59

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/900722477697052673

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:00

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

the trump admin is objectively less stable under kelly than it was under reince

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:00

Bear Retrieval Unit: Nov 5, 2009; Mudslide Experiment

Hello new thread. Looking forward for many sex and satan pages.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:00

Crusader: Apr 11, 2002

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:00

GobiasIndustries: Dec 14, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/bromanconsul/status/901165086173126656

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:00

deadgoon: Dec 4, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock posted:

at what point did he actually win

he won my heart the day i first heard of the piss tape

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:00

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Yinlock posted:

i guess i just love posting more than you

i lost all my momentum late last year

looks like now u got what we in the politics shitposting biz like to call the big Jo'

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:01

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

i think america's problem is we just like to gossip instead of do anything about what we are gossiping about tbqh

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:01

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

GobiasIndustries posted:

https://twitter.com/bromanconsul/status/901165086173126656

this is the first one of these I've laughed at

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:01

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/901149443747131392

from the loony libertarian to the crying nazi

a life well lived

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:01

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/xychelsea/status/900784220829822976

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:01

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

GobiasIndustries posted:

I'd take Mooch over Trump.

he, at the very least, doesn't like nazis (besides his sycophantic love for donny)

Yinlock posted:

why do sites feel the need to do lovely redesigns that are always worse anyway

web design since smartphones have gotten ubiquitous, has gotten steadily worse and worse. it's fascinating to me how badly you can screw up a functional and simple layout.

# ? Aug 25, 2017 21:01