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NoMas
Oct 2, 2013

Man Moth!?
o7

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
now you can buy me drinks!!

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Boxturret posted:

"Hey does everyone want to see a real battle between the two ships?!?! Yes? Okay here you go!!"

15 minutes of loading later

within the first minute the two ships ram and lightly bounce off each other one one explodes the end

It reminds me of waiting in line at disneyworld

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

neonbregna posted:

Has anyone sent a wellness check to moma?

moma has been oddly silent

he's probably being refactored into a higher level of shill

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

peter gabriel posted:

Welp I can say hand on heart I had more fun having bits of my skull chiseled off

Well yeah

No one's gonna prescribe you something to take away the pain of this presentation

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i, for one, cannot wait to see all the amazing sights on turd planet

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Well, now I understand game development.

Ramps are dangerous creatures.

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."
Ok this isn't even funny more it's just massively uncomfortable to watch.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
42,000 people watched that

Are many affected?

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Foo Diddley posted:

Well yeah

No one's gonna prescribe you something to take away the pain of this presentation

Maybe but I am giving it a drat good go with cake

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
It's over...it's finally over...

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Mr.Tophat posted:

42,000 people watched that

Are many affected?

7000 bailed at the webcam QVC bit :lol:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

This was glorious. Good night.

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
The last minute of the second cap ship battle. Featuring low frame rates, freezing and a fighter bouncing off a ship.

https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazonianGorgeousPigeonDeIlluminati

NoMas
Oct 2, 2013

Man Moth!?
Derek is talking!

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

We did it commandos. We survived it!

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
ok so to recap

grand new features:

facetracking (not in 3.0)

hacky track-ir (not in 3.0)

voip (not in 3.0)

idris (not in 3.0)

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I played an Operation Flashpoint mod which had working jeep ramps on a chinook in I want to say 2003.

This game, which has cost $150mil and counting, does not have that.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


FUCKKKK i just caught like the last two minutes of this

I don't give a poo poo about SC and I'm not following the drama but I love watching live trainwrecks

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Taintrunner posted:

moma has been oddly silent

he's probably being refactored into a higher level of shill

Best case : he is a paid/compensated shill - Worst case : he is a true believer

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,
gently caress me that was grim.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i don't regret losing my family and spending my children's college fund for the dream

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

How did I not get a bingo out of that shitshow?

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

NoMas posted:

Derek is talking!

let him loving finish the fight

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
I think we can all move on now

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Fat Lowtax posted:

FUCKKKK i just caught like the last two minutes of this

I don't give a poo poo about SC and I'm not following the drama but I love watching live trainwrecks

you, uh, missed out

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

Toops posted:

gently caress me that was grim.

the bataan death march was a summer camp compared to this

Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


I love cool space games, and if the game these dinguses promised actually existed I would be its' biggest fan. As it is, this thread is the best thing about Star Citizen. Thanks, Goons. Glad Lowtax started livetweeting the presentation or I would've missed it.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Fat Lowtax posted:

FUCKKKK i just caught like the last two minutes of this

I don't give a poo poo about SC and I'm not following the drama but I love watching live trainwrecks
Here is the highlight imo https://clips.twitch.tv/MagnificentAthleticJaguarPraiseIt

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

star citizen is my eternal gamer valhalla :shepicide:

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

peter gabriel posted:

7000 bailed at the webcam QVC bit :lol:

perhaps the webcam will create a new kind of audience

the webcam protestors

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.


I am so behind in thread but man what a show.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Fat Lowtax posted:

FUCKKKK i just caught like the last two minutes of this

I don't give a poo poo about SC and I'm not following the drama but I love watching live trainwrecks

you literally missed the biggest trainwreck live presentation in history.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
Highlight of the night for me was the applause when chris announced VOIP and the face stuff would not be in 3.0

I mean, goddam :lol:

Turkina_Prime
Oct 26, 2013

Highlight of the stream was him shutting on Mad Katz. Very professional GG close

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Toops posted:

you literally missed the biggest trainwreck live presentation in history.

it's actually an accomplishment just how bad it was

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Wait, gently caress, if everyone has a webcam that means I can report poo poo from my news and do a report and have a minigame of making a news channel presentation yeah also

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

Erenthal posted:

ok so to recap

grand new features:

facetracking (not in 3.0)

hacky track-ir (not in 3.0)

voip (not in 3.0)

idris (not in 3.0)

the most interesting part is that all those features - save for the Idris - are actually to Spectrum. I mean obviously there's integration points, but Spectrum is the backend

This makes the 2nd year in a row in which the most work done on a thing appears to be Spectrum

LGD
Sep 25, 2004


this was amazing, but the whole sequence with Chris breaking down when they crashed in orbit tops it imo

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

god i wish i could listen to crobblers speaking to his people backstage playing this shitshow clusterfuck off as not *that* bad

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