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Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying
I tried to think of what part of that stream was the best but couldn't. Instead it brought to mind this probably fake koan:

quote:

When Banzan was walking through a market he overheard a conversation between a butcher and his customer.

"Give me the best piece of meat you have," said the customer.

"Everything in my shop is the best," replied the butcher. "You cannot find here any piece of meat that is not the best."

At these words Banzan became enlightened.

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
I wanna stream my parp face as I attempt to ram my story with the newsvan

I want the commando to know my visage before we no clip

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.


who are these people

neonbregna
Aug 20, 2007

Mr.Tophat posted:

Wait, gently caress, if everyone has a webcam that means I can report poo poo from my news and do a report and have a minigame of making a news channel presentation yeah also

What if the webcam is on my swollen nuts with a face drawn on them?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Looks like the bugsmasher dude has some work to do.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
And remember if you still have money in Star citizen you can always get helpful advice from the right people : https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/contact-us

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

neonbregna posted:

What if the webcam is on my swollen nuts with a face drawn on them?

Alien race confirmed

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

LGD posted:

this was amazing, but the whole sequence with Chris breaking down when they crashed in orbit tops it imo
I was not there for that, please link me a clip which inevitably exists

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

guys i think the facial recognition technology will be the missing puzzle piece that makes star citizen the BDSSE

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

And remember if you still have money in Star citizen you can always get helpful advice from the right people : https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/contact-us

I forget how many I predicted

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

Are we assholes and fail to see the greatness of SC?

I just see a ball of turds.

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3
That was woeful, tragic, funny, bad and good all at the same time.

The stuff about the AI being "nope, no chance" must be true.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

WarpDogs posted:



who are these people

they just focus on all the dreams and dismiss all the bad stuff as something that will just be fixed at some point in the future

Alehkhs
Oct 6, 2010

The Sorrow of Poets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0oDm4J3YOg

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

*adds facial recognition technology, still no female models or gameplay loops*

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AutismVaccine posted:

Are we assholes and fail to see the greatness of SC?

I just see a ball of turds.

Imagine a turd sliding out of a butt at 4-8 FPS

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
the archive is still up for now. i don't know how to grab it but we should probably find a way to do so before this thing is scrubbed from the internet forever

AutismVaccine
Feb 26, 2017


SPECIAL NEEDS
SQUAD

Taintrunner posted:

Imagine a turd sliding out of a butt at 4-8 FPS

At least you can record it with the new CIG webcam

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
preserve this

in amber

make theme park

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.

Percelus posted:

*adds facial recognition technology, still no female models or gameplay loops*

also the black guy model was being controlled by an asian lady and then later a white dude

the future is weird

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Toops posted:

you literally missed the biggest trainwreck live presentation in history.


I'm still reeling from the near fatal fremdschamen dosages... god drat that was cringe through and throug

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Percelus posted:

i, for one, cannot wait to see all the amazing sights on turd planet

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Youtube stream got killed

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
We passed the cinnamon challenge of cringe videos

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

peter gabriel posted:

NO ONE IS CLAPPING QUICK TURN UP THE VIOLINS

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
to be fair if you did not know anything about sc and just browsed through the presentation you could be fooled that there is a game

there are graphics, there is interactivity, there are people playing it

but as soon as you start asking questions it all falls apart like a pompeii corpse

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
dammmmage controooool

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/6w1epo/ill_take_real_live_demo_crash_over_prerendered/

Super Foul Egg
Oct 5, 2005
Don't take me for an ordinary man

Already people are starting to Archer their cutting edge face technology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z0YFklLqhs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acKTCF0sAfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xbWrutq81w

The perils of being ahead of the curve.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
50 pages I'm not going to read, someone got a summary?

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

50 pages I'm not going to read, someone got a summary?

it's poo poo

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Derek is jizzing himself into a coma right now.


I still think you're a dick derek but I hope you enjoyed that shitfuck of a presentation.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

LGD posted:

this was amazing, but the whole sequence with Chris breaking down when they crashed in orbit tops it imo

Want to see this. Link plz?

e: tax

MedicineHut fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Aug 25, 2017

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

jBrereton posted:

I was not there for that, please link me a clip which inevitably exists

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/169744415

start at like 1 hour and 36 minutes (where he brags about a crater being bigger than skyrim) and then watch the next 10 minutes or so

the part I'm referring to is towards the end of this time period, but you should really get the proper context (though this skips like 40 minutes of the most excruciating nonsense ever that occurred immediately before)

LGD fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Aug 25, 2017

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

AP posted:

50 pages I'm not going to read, someone got a summary?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

AP posted:

50 pages I'm not going to read, someone got a summary?


Toops posted:

you literally missed the biggest trainwreck live presentation in history.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/giogetmoneyTV/status/898652739911241728

:smith:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Watching him sweat was a nice added bonus.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

LGD posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/169744415

start at like 1 hour and 36 minutes (where he brags about a crater being bigger than skyrim) and then watch the next 10 minutes or so

the part I'm referring to is towards the end of this time period, but you should really get the proper context (though this skips like 40 minutes of the most excruciating nonsense ever that occurred immediately before)
lmao

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

did they delete the vod?

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Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

big nipples big life posted:

did they delete the vod?

memory holed

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