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FISHMANPET posted:But I mean, there's got to be hundreds or thousands of mansions like that in this country that are just being lived in by "normal" families, I wanna see how they're using them! Oh, I saw this. It's called "The Shining" but the snow was actually mounds of salt.
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My background is as a crisis counselor who works with families with severe trauma. My friends who do the same sort of work and I sometimes like to plan out how we'd redo huge mansions to house large families.
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# ? Aug 25, 2017 05:59 |
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holy poo poo
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 03:54 |
welp My favorite part is quote:I enlisted my buddy's brother (who was working as a framer) to make sure I didn't destroy the integrity of the floor.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 04:01 |
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Well poo poo. I didnt think someone would out Grover Groverjoists, but gently caress almighty that guy committed.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 04:22 |
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Is it possible to do what he wanted to do without using steel I-beams or something? I see he connected the cut-off joists to headers, presumably with the idea that the headers would transfer load across to (hopefully reinforced) joists to the sides of the hot tub. If done correctly, that seems like it maybe ought to work? I mean, it's a hell of a lot of load to put on things, but if they're using strong enough boards and the right brackets (which I assume they didn't; looks like they just used 4 framing nails per joist) then it might work? Maybe? Assuming of course that the weight of the tub itself is supported independently of the joists. Also I can't imagine that they have a good strategy in place for dealing with spilled water.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 04:34 |
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Whaaaaaat that was 2003 I wonder what it looks like now.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 04:41 |
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Ideally you'd build some sort of structure in the basement to place the tub on top of. Nothing about those pictures make me believe they did that.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 04:43 |
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I got curious, so I looked this up. According to [ur=http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/14/tech/social-media/apparently-matters-hot-tub/index.html]this article on CNN[/url], the hot tub house was still standing as of 2012. And this reddit thread came up, with the OP claiming to be the guy who built it (Matthew Cole). He has a reply with answers to common questions: quote:As a side note, the project was done for less than a month before my ex girlfriend decided to get back together...so much of the potential of this setup was never realized by me. It's now a rental house and the hot tub in the floor is a big hit for the renters.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 04:58 |
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My problem with that response is: did Amazon really sell TVs back in 2003???
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 04:59 |
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Google says that Amazon started selling electronics in 1999.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 05:27 |
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:Is it possible to do what he wanted to do without using steel I-beams or something? I see he connected the cut-off joists to headers, presumably with the idea that the headers would transfer load across to (hopefully reinforced) joists to the sides of the hot tub. If done correctly, that seems like it maybe ought to work? I mean, it's a hell of a lot of load to put on things, but if they're using strong enough boards and the right brackets (which I assume they didn't; looks like they just used 4 framing nails per joist) then it might work? Maybe? Yeah, seems like he did it the correct way. He attached the cut ends to the frame and to the uncut boards on either side, for the ~3ft of span that should work out without issue. 7/10, would not duplicate, but would use without fear bodily injury.
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# ? Aug 26, 2017 17:56 |
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McMansion Hell had an especially dank house last week, featuring an MC Escher foyer Rest of the house is just ugly, but this is architecturally confusing. Like how do you get that crazy ceiling from this roof?
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 02:59 |
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Bizarro rug probably helps to stop people from careening into the third lounge/den if they are running to get to the stairs in their bunny slippers.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 03:04 |
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That dentist mansion looks like a parking garage.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 03:07 |
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I really don't get people who build a bigass building, and then use all the space they have for a cavernous entry hall no one will spend more than 5 minutes in at a time. Why do you need a lobby the size of most hotels and office buildings? You know they have those for a reason because they have desks and people working there full time and a realistic expectation people are going to be milling around, right?
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Ashcans posted:I really don't get people who build a bigass building, and then use all the space they have for a cavernous entry hall no one will spend more than 5 minutes in at a time. The rub was that her home was styled to have this giant Sunset Boulevardesque double stairway, si that everyone would have to look up and watch her descend to their level. Alternately, makes for good porn rentals.
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Ashcans posted:I really don't get people who build a bigass building, and then use all the space they have for a cavernous entry hall no one will spend more than 5 minutes in at a time. Why do you need a lobby the size of most hotels and office buildings? You know they have those for a reason because they have desks and people working there full time and a realistic expectation people are going to be milling around, right? Ostentatious display of wealth `Nemesis fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Aug 27, 2017 |
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That reminds me of the (possibly apocryphal, who knows) story that Monticello doesn't have a grand staircase because Thomas Jefferson could see it was an ostentatious waste of space, even 200 years ago. But his alternative was steep, narrow stairs that are a modern fire hazard. I guess you can't win.
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The Twinkie Czar posted:That reminds me of the (possibly apocryphal, who knows) story that Monticello doesn't have a grand staircase because Thomas Jefferson could see it was an ostentatious waste of space, even 200 years ago. But his alternative was steep, narrow stairs that are a modern fire hazard. I guess you can't win. Monticello does have a big ol' entrance hall, though in his case it was reasonable as he (obviously) had a ton of visitors. https://www.google.com/maps/@38.0103194,-78.452227,0a,82.2y,63.07h,94.73t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1saR4zyQeBn3tKGas76Kniyw!2e0?source=apiv3 The stairs are on the side halls.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 05:07 |
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Monticello is much cozier than that lawyer foyer.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:03 |
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Thats funny, I've never had stairs give me claustrophobia before
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:07 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Thats funny, I've never had stairs give me claustrophobia before Those stairs are cool. For servants.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 06:10 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:Thats funny, I've never had stairs give me claustrophobia before Go to St. Peter's Basilica.
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# ? Aug 27, 2017 14:10 |
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tetrapyloctomy posted:Go to St. Peter's Basilica. No.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 05:14 |
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Searching for images of Monticello's staircases led me to this Monticello knockoff in Connecticut. Looks like it hit the market at $6.5 million and sold for $2.1 million two years later. I think it's pretty awesome overall but the three-story, domed lawyer foyer with double staircases is amusing. Also the way it's built into the hill hides the garage behind the house, similar to how the real Monticello's slave areas are hidden behind the hill. Clever but not a fun connection to make.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 10:04 |
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The view really is worth it for all but the most claustrophobic. It was a bit warm in August, though.
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 12:10 |
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Gold curtain level: Saddam Hussein
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 13:35 |
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The Twinkie Czar posted:Searching for images of Monticello's staircases led me to this Monticello knockoff in Connecticut. Looks like it hit the market at $6.5 million and sold for $2.1 million two years later. I think it's pretty awesome overall but the three-story, domed lawyer foyer with double staircases is amusing. Also the way it's built into the hill hides the garage behind the house, similar to how the real Monticello's slave areas are hidden behind the hill. Clever but not a fun connection to make. Looks like a knockoff of
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# ? Aug 28, 2017 16:50 |
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Not so much a "knockoff" as "that's an architectural theme of that style of building and there are hundreds or thousands of examples." Just do a GIS of "grand staircase" - many have a single stair that splits, but the other common arrangement is a curved stair on either side that meet in the middle. It'll look a lot better once it's properly decorated with huge portraits of your wealthy ancestors
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 00:02 |
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This thread always makes me desperately upset I'll never be able to build my own house and "do it right" while thousands of idiots are building massive ugly mansions they end up abandoning.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 00:28 |
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Baronjutter posted:This thread always makes me desperately upset I'll never be able to build my own house and "do it right" while thousands of idiots are building massive ugly mansions they end up abandoning.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 02:10 |
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Baronjutter posted:This thread always makes me desperately upset I'll never be able to build my own house and "do it right" while thousands of idiots are building massive ugly mansions they end up abandoning.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 03:06 |
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Have you considered smashing capitalism?
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 03:09 |
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This little house looks normal on the outside, but inside... An interesting den... Carpeted kitchen and bathroom? It looks like they put the carpet over vinyl or linoleum. But the best part is the basement Peak Crappy Construction thread right here.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 04:12 |
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"i just notched the slab to drop the tub in."
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 06:47 |
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I'm not sure it's appropriate to post set photos from The Conjuring 3.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 07:23 |
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Youth Decay posted:Carpeted kitchen and bathroom? It looks like they put the carpet over vinyl or linoleum.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 09:39 |
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Hey now, I've seen some bad life choices re: carpeted bathrooms but never in my life have I see a carpeted kitchen.
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# ? Aug 29, 2017 11:11 |
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Jaded Burnout posted:Hey now, I've seen some bad life choices re: carpeted bathrooms but never in my life have I see a carpeted kitchen. One of my college apartments had a carpeted kitchen. It was the stupidest thing ever. So many things that became impossible to fully clean.
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