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I am interrupting my bedside guitar, humming "love will tear us apart" just to set y'all straight. Ray just wanted to meet Polly and hang with her and Connie in a dinner, but seeing Polly made things happen to himself, and in trying to control himself he squeezed his wrist which triggered a dormant hypnosis pick-up method Ray had learned in the... 80s, I think? After that happened ( "ju want some mocha, chica? " ) Ray thought it was quick-Onset diabetes but Vlad "read" Ray as wanting to re-balance the universe by making Polly be with him instead of Connie, etc etc. Achewood was amazing.
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Oh, right, poo poo. I had completely forgotten about Polly... just like Chris Onstad did heeyooo
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i've been seeing "oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe" being used as a Thing on twitter lately and it tickles me that all these years later my brain knows to insert "bitches better take their oval office pills! I ain't wearing no gunny sack!" at the start also "the only gay dude i'm marrying is a dumb broad with a big veiny rack"
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Somewhere along the line, I became incapable of calling black comedy anything other than "rough chuckles." It's been a problem.
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Aug 15, 2017 17:34
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Something I always loved about Achewood was how the darker stories like Philippe at the Transfer Station, Ray in Hell, Phillipe and Nice Pete Go to the Quarry, Cartilage Head contrast with the lighter jokes that make up most of the strip. Almost as if the world is a dark and frightening place, but inside the orbit of these knuckleheads and their friends there is light, friendship, and shared happiness.
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EndOfTheWorld posted:Something I always loved about Achewood was how the darker stories like Philippe at the Transfer Station, Ray in Hell, Phillipe and Nice Pete Go to the Quarry, Cartilage Head contrast with the lighter jokes that make up most of the strip. Almost as if the world is a dark and frightening place, but inside the orbit of these knuckleheads and their friends there is light, friendship, and shared happiness. Except for when Pat shot Beef. That was kind of outside the normal orbit.
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Aug 15, 2017 17:58
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Remember that Beef is a cyborg now and will likely outlive all his friends and loved ones by several decades.
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Aug 15, 2017 18:12
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I wish I had the internet in my brain like Roast Beef.
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Aug 15, 2017 18:18
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I enjoy (but don't like) Nice Pete. I wish there was more written in his voice.
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Aug 15, 2017 18:29
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Man buns always remind me of Nice Pete now.
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prefect posted:Except for when Pat shot Beef. That was kind of outside the normal orbit. Well, Pat's a dick. This is Known.
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Wanderer posted:Somewhere along the line, I became incapable of calling black comedy anything other than "rough chuckles." It's been a problem. I've spread the phrase to several friends who've never read Achewood. It's a good phrase.
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Aug 19, 2017 02:33
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prefect posted:Except for when Pat shot Beef. That was kind of outside the normal orbit. No, I think guys who come from circumstances generally stand a pretty reasonable chance of getting shot at least once in their lives.
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Aug 19, 2017 14:14
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https://twitter.com/YouHadOneJ0B/status/900424905056862208 Blister was right 
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first press of random comic takes me to the airwolf strip, god bless the baby angel in charge of days like today
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Aug 26, 2017 05:37
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i got the comic where cornelius sets up his Shrovis-Bisopthorpe computer I LIKE MY BUGGERY.... HASTILY DOCUMENTED
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Aug 26, 2017 10:51
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I got the "bitches better take their oval office pills" one. There is a god, and he loves this worst thread, posted on ugliest forum.
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Aug 26, 2017 11:22
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I got the tale of Rustmouth dear lord spare me from that awful group sex
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Aug 26, 2017 11:28
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SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT RAY! I KNOW MAN! I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN!
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Aug 26, 2017 11:47
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YOU EVER KILL A PERCH?!
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Aug 26, 2017 17:17
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Thou Shalt Not Two-Time Ladies (that is terrible)
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Aug 26, 2017 18:37
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I just realized that Ray has two whole cooked chickens in his fridge in this strip http://achewood.com/index.php?date=12062005
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Aug 26, 2017 18:45
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A Tale of Woe: I used to own a copy of "A Home for Scared People" I loaned it to a person. I will never get it back. I bought it for $8 used on Amazon. It is now $55-$65 everywhere because it is out of print. My copies of "The Great Outdoor Fight" and "Worst Song, Played on Ugliest Guitar" weep on the shelves. So yeah if anyone has one or sees one in a used bookstore, i'll pay for shipping and buy you a platinum upgrade for the help. Also: Never ever ever loan out good books to lovely people.
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Strange Cares posted:I just realized that Ray has two whole cooked chickens in his fridge in this strip what would YOU scream to kill a chicken
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JethroMcB posted:what would YOU scream to kill a chicken YOU SEMINAL TURD! YOU PISS FOUNTAIN! YOU'RE TEACHING THE FUTURE TO SUCK AND THE CHILDREN TO SWALLOW!
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JethroMcB posted:what would YOU scream to kill a chicken It hurts me that you did not like my joke. It... I don't know... it makes me extremely angry. Like you think I have a low mind. I can't have you out there telling people about this now, can I? I wish more than anything I didn't have to do this. You are so pretty. <fridayfacts> You know who never gets to give a high five after a job well done? A mortician. </fridayfacts>
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JethroMcB posted:what would YOU scream to kill a chicken HUSH! HUSH YE TO A MAN! DID GOD BOO JESUS AS HE WAITED TO BE BORN?
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Bust Rodd posted:A Tale of Woe: My lovely ex who decided polyamory was The Way without telling me never gave back my Sam and Max Collected Edition. I feel your pain.
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Strange Cares posted:HUSH! HUSH YE TO A MAN! DID GOD BOO JESUS AS HE WAITED TO BE BORN? He made nachos later. He called them "Galaxy Nachos"? Is that a certain recipe? They were so tasty that I wished I had made them instead of him. I really need to get in control of this.
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Aug 27, 2017 00:47
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Clicking through from Ray deciding to straight drink a glass of milk, I found,"Your lifestyle is to diabetes what a nail is to a hammer." 
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Jerusalem posted:Clicking through from Ray deciding to straight drink a glass of milk, I found,"Your lifestyle is to diabetes what a nail is to a hammer." I read that and immediately my mind leapt to "Dr. Andretti just cannot get the idea of that door being closed." Anyhow, Ray's deep-seated, constant fear when it comes to Type II is something I can relate to 100%. Every time I lose weight - even if it's because I'm eating right and exercising - I'm convinced that this is it, The Sugar has taken hold. That's why I'm tired, that's why my feet are hot. (Postmaster: FIND THIS MAN)
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Strange Cares posted:I just realized that Ray has two whole cooked chickens in his fridge in this strip Teodor is so good at being kind of rude but in a way that's easy to justify
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JethroMcB posted:(Postmaster: FIND THIS MAN) I had forgotten all about that, it's beautiful. Also I'm glad Charlie Chaplin can't hurt him anymore. Speaking of bad news, You'd think it would be easier to give some bad news to Charlie Brown
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Jerusalem posted:I had forgotten all about that, it's beautiful. Also I'm glad Charlie Chaplin can't hurt him anymore. Charlie Chaplin's head looks like Cartilage Head.
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"He took you down with him like an Egyptian emperor!" is, I feel, a bit of an underrated line.
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Aug 27, 2017 06:28
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Oh no I grew Pubics
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Bust Rodd posted:A Tale of Woe: Will this do? I make an order from TFAW every month or two and haven't had any problems.
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I clicked "random comic" and landed on the April 26, 2004 strip with a sound like an angel slapping pudding.
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