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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
idw get all :filez: but uh lnk pls?

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Trump's Wednesday campaign rally will happen despite bodies clogging the streets of Houston, and he will have a racist meltdown.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

Models also had this happening over and over and over and over since Thursday and no one responded in time. It's not like this is a surprise. I think everyone saw all the funny bars on the precipitation runs and decided they couldn't possibly be real?

america is full of idiots and texas has spent literally centuries telling the rest of the continent theyre better than us :shrug:

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
tips for dealing with the police: be polite, be white

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

deadgoon posted:

tips for dealing with the police: be polite, be white

also ak47s

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


this is going to be worse than katrina. houston is already totally hosed, already flooded worse than allison, and theres another 30 inches coming

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Central Houston update: It's still raining

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

safely sodomized posted:

this is going to be worse than katrina. houston is already totally hosed, already flooded worse than allison, and theres another 30 inches coming

5 confirmed fatalities and a colossal number of idiots caught on highway/interstate routes that have now flooded over. I'm really really scared for what we see on sunup

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Any known Houston goons?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/901745452177031168

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
southeast coast here, rainin balls

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
i find it outrageous that obama is using HAARP to destroy an american city and nobody is talking about it

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
Buffalo Bayou about to reach memorial

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZGJZH6VW-k

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Kazak_Hstan posted:

This was how Katrina played out.

Seemed semi-ok for the first 24-48 hours after landfall, and then the levees broke.

I remember that. Everyone including me was like "so much for katrina!" and then everything went to poo poo

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


RIP houston

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



mrbradlymrmartin posted:

why fake it if youre in texas

to get out of texas is a valid reason

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLi26xJ0tHw

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


gently caress its a nazi toucan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7URxtKi248k

and a cannibal (chickens are just deformed toucans)

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Origami Dali posted:

southeast coast here, rainin balls

balls u say?

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Michael Bayleaf posted:

I remember that. Everyone including me was like "so much for katrina!" and then everything went to poo poo

i don't think that will be the case with houston as it doesn't have the levees to worry about. instead it will just get real bad much faster than katrina.

also rip to new orleans if one of the tracks that has harvey going back out to the gulf, re-strengthening and then slamming new orleans comes true.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Agrajag posted:

balls u say?

special balls

special ed balls, even

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
On TV they keep saying you should only call 911 if your life is in imminent danger. Like, if you aren't going to die in the next half hour, you are not a priority.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
https://www.reddit.com/r/houston/comments/6w5d2j/live_hurricane_harvey_live_megathread_day_3/

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
if you're in htown and ever wanted to commit a murder, now's the time

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
open manholes are pretty dangerous when its flooding

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


PSA: DON'T DRIVE YOUR GIANT TRUCK UP AND DOWN FLOODED STREETS.

quote:

A lot of us are just a few inches away from having water in our cars and houses, and your wake can cause tremendous unnatural damage. So I know it can be tempting to use your sweet lifted ride for the one thing it seems made for, but if you're not saving a life please just stay at home.

quote:

Adding my voice to this. So many of the units in our complex are flooded because of this.

lol texas

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Baloogan posted:

open manholes are pretty dangerous when its flooding

good ol delta p

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
oh good god no there it is i was waiting for it

https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/901757400864129024

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



oh poo poo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

cripes

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


fuckin alligators swimming through houston streets right now

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

the fact that a man with two broken legs and pelvis continues to get his diaper changed with a litany of cursing, innuendo, and feigned confusion has done more than anything to make me swear off both alcohol and getting old ever again

JEFF, TAKE ME WITH YOU

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/TravisABC13/status/901740516026572801

its just a fuckin hose

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Origami Dali posted:

if you're in htown and ever wanted to commit a murder, now's the time

Baloogan posted:

open manholes are pretty dangerous when its flooding

:thunk:

have anything you would like to confess baloogan?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

lol loving rednecks

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


too lazy this morning to punch out the text from the background, but heh

http://i.imgur.com/HM7YnJa.mp4

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/gagedetail/Index/2010?view=full

That is apparently the primary buffer, you can watch it fail in real time.

https://www.hcfcd.org/projects-studies/barker-reservoir/

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

deadgoon posted:

tips for dealing with the police: be polite, be white

lol im white as their second uniform and the politer i am the madder the fukken bacon gets

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