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Original_Z
Jun 14, 2005
Z so good
You should reply to that email about the Indian worker suing the company saying that you appreciate them letting you know what a pain in the rear end it is to fire Indians and how you'll never consider hiring one because of that

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Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
I am in the contracts unit at an American state agency. I'd shoot off an e-mail to one of those upstanding individuals but I am pretty sure it would be frowned upon.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013


















Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

*subscrives*

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Please hire me I am very superior race make me manager mr contracts

*squats down, shits on floor, gets violently angry when asked to clean it up, rapes women*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


uli2000 posted:

Don't gently caress with an Indian Guru's right to rape, he'll unleash hell on your town: http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/25/546044174/guru-of-bling-rape-conviction-sparks-protests-at-least-17-reported-dead?live=1

Love the pic:

Reminds me of: http://gph.is/29ehD9U

Lmbo the world is a terrible place and humanity should end

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

uli2000 posted:

Love the pic:

Bollywood Fury Road looking good

PhantomPayne
Aug 8, 2017

I should think before posting

Tolkien minority posted:

Lmbo the world is a terrible place and humanity should end

Holy poo poo, 28 deaths? I'm willing to bet the guy in blue and yellow that's prancing around is one of the sickest people in that picture.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

PhantomPayne posted:

Holy poo poo, 28 deaths? I'm willing to bet the guy in blue and yellow that's prancing around is one of the sickest people in that picture.

At least he probably wasn't the one doing the raping.

quote:

India's Central Bureau of Investigation looked into reports that the guru had ordered 400 of his male followers to be castrated.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Can't Gurgeet the Gurmeet.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

ZDar Fan posted:

Bollywood Fury Road looking good

I rape, I die, I rape again!

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Can't Gurgeet the Gurmeet.

You can't beat Gurmeet

Cum Galleon
Oct 16, 2004

Your shipment has arrived.
Alroit contracts ya racist oval office, got a tip for ya - mebbe get some Indians in to manage ya business. None of them local sheilas can work as hard as a good honest Indian bloke. Anyways see ya later mate, see ya at the sausage sizzle.
Yours faithfully
Derek Whiteman

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
[quote="“Cum Galleon”" post="“475774885”"]
Alroit contracts ya racist oval office, got a tip for ya - mebbe get some Indians in to manage ya business. None of them local sheilas can work as hard as a good honest Indian bloke. Anyways see ya later mate, see ya at the sausage sizzle.
Yours faithfully
Derek Whiteman
[/quote]

You didn’t say anything horrible about the Chinese, obvious fake.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

McGavin posted:

At least he probably wasn't the one doing the raping.

lol probably told them they would be getting their own harem but ended up getting castrated.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The Contracts saga has me in tears. This is the best thread in the entire world. Also, you really ought to hire more Indians. ALL OF YOU.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The Contracts saga has me in tears. This is the best thread in the entire world. Also, you really ought to hire more Indians. ALL OF YOU.

do the needful, also make sure you hire a few pakistanis for the same worksite.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

etalian posted:

do the needful, also make sure you hire a few pakistanis for the same worksite.

I am white and I have no trouble having boss who is indian pakistani so there is no problem Contracts. Hey! dear Contracts! Why you do it this way always so old-fashioned? It is not stylish to be raciest1

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

etalian posted:

do the needful, also make sure you hire a few pakistanis for the same worksite.

Hire some Indians and give them a pakistani manager.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This might be unrelated, but how does India, with a population of 1.3 billion, only manage to win two medals at the last Olympics (no golds either).
And Pakistan got none.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Say Nothing posted:

This might be unrelated, but how does India, with a population of 1.3 billion, only manage to win two medals at the last Olympics (no golds either).
And Pakistan got none.

Money.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 3 days!)

Say Nothing posted:

This might be unrelated, but how does India, with a population of 1.3 billion, only manage to win two medals at the last Olympics (no golds either).
And Pakistan got none.

Raping and Doing The Needful will be added at the 2048 New Delhi Summer Olympics to fix this

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


Say Nothing posted:

This might be unrelated, but how does India, with a population of 1.3 billion, only manage to win two medals at the last Olympics (no golds either).
And Pakistan got none.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say whatever the cause, it's also the reason most condoms are too large for the majority of Indian men.

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf

:vince:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

PhantomPayne posted:

navels r not plump enough, lasagna an bob neither

I wonder why they're attacking latinos though, I'm not sure they have much of a presence down unda.

They're definitely not as prominently represented as Asian/Indian people

Also if Gina Rinehart (that woman who said Aussies are lazy) wants hard workers she needs to hire Spanish. I work with a bunch on a major civil construction project and they work loving hard and are very intolerant of loving up

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Really? Cuz I heard they love to sleep but maybe Franco whipped them into train running shape

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
Would these guys pass out if they actually got a bob from their goofy facebook messages?

PhantomPayne
Aug 8, 2017

I should think before posting

Bean posted:

Would these guys pass out if they actually got a bob from their goofy facebook messages?

They'd probably rub one out and have a heart attack.

Or you would start to get stalked by Mr. Gupta and see all his crappy photoshops like the poor girl someone posted earlier.

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

Bean posted:

Would these guys pass out if they actually got a bob from their goofy facebook messages?

There's a project for a Facebook intern: create a new AI applet thing that finds wall posts asking about 'bob' or 'vagene' pics, goes to one of the free porn sites and messages a link to a random photo back. For giggles it could pick something gay every 10 or 20th time. In just a matter of months the confused Indian community would discover the wonderful world of internet porn. If government censors are a problem, send them imgur /r/<porngroup> links, that'd get through right and there's truckloads of it.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Ratzap posted:

There's a project for a Facebook intern: create a new AI applet thing that finds wall posts asking about 'bob' or 'vagene' pics, goes to one of the free porn sites and messages a link to a random photo back. For giggles it could pick something gay every 10 or 20th time. In just a matter of months the confused Indian community would discover the wonderful world of internet porn. If government censors are a problem, send them imgur /r/<porngroup> links, that'd get through right and there's truckloads of it.

hot babbi keeps autocorrecting to sweet uncle

Dr.Caligari
May 5, 2005

"Here's a big, beautiful avatar for someone"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5NddJYKzwHU

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Wait until these guys find out about r/gonewild

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

that's a p good burn I gotta say

well done kareem

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

hahahahaahahaha :iceburn:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

excuse me this is the thread for confused Indian men

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Me and Kareem are best friends again.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Palpek posted:

Me and Kareem are best friends again.

Friendship ended with my wife

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