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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

RoboRodent posted:

There was a girl across the street from me as a kid I played with who used to just eat dog kibble as a snack. She was always trying to convince me that no, it was super delicious, just like cookies, I should try it! Even at the tender age of six, I was pretty sure this was a trick. Sometimes I look back and wonder if her parents just didn't feed her.

In high school, I absent-mindedly licked wet cat food off my finger after accidentally putting my hand down on a spoon someone had left on the counter. Don't do that.

You really need to be careful with that indiscriminate licking before it spirals out of control.

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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I would actually really like to try the yam ice cream. Probably just tastes like pumpkin pie.

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014
Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: Goons Eating Kibble ITT

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

bloom posted:

Ya'll want a salad?


Guild Wars 2 cosplay looking good.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Yeah, that was definitely :munch: worthy

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I would actually really like to try the yam ice cream. Probably just tastes like pumpkin pie.

I did a butternut squash ice cream once. Rippled in some cranberry sauce and some toasted hazelnuts. Amazing.

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
Ah, back to hospital again tomorrow which means more great meals like the following.



"egg salad"


"chilli con carne"


Some sort of bolognese, I don't even remember



Omlette with beans



Every time I go in for a week they send a dietitian to come see why I keep sending the food back. What a loving mystery.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


kirbysuperstar posted:

Ah, back to hospital again tomorrow which means more great meals like the following.


Every time I go in for a week they send a dietitian to come see why I keep sending the food back. What a loving mystery.

lol that looks better than what I got, but that's a very low bar. With added "you can't go home until you eat". Hospital why... Good luck though

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

its so wet

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

said your mom

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Randaconda posted:

said your mom

I'm glad you took the time to see she was properly excited, randaconda, you're good people! :unsmith:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I'm glad you took the time to see she was properly excited, randaconda, you're good people! :unsmith:

I do my best. :yaycloud:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



elise the great posted:

I stumbled upon an ASMR video of somebody chewing up carrot sticks a while back and it unsettled me far less than the average ASMR spew.

Slightly related, half the loving knitting videos on youtube are ASMR garbage where somebody shits out an acrylic dishcloth and I guess this is supposed to give you good tingles. I think I must experience ASMR effects as white-hot multi-focal rage. I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO SOMEBODY CHEW CARROT STICKS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42Q3cNKoYxI

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

The cake was a slime.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


bloom posted:

Ya'll want a salad?



Its old gregg

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS














Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its okay, I'm not having salmon.

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
Is it actually safe to have rare chicken if you know everything about the bird? Like you raised it yourself, called it Dave and made sure it ate only the finest corn/worms/whatever, kept it healthy and all that jazz would it be OK to undercook it?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

el dingo posted:

Is it actually safe to have rare chicken if you know everything about the bird? Like you raised it yourself, called it Dave and made sure it ate only the finest corn/worms/whatever, kept it healthy and all that jazz would it be OK to undercook it?

Don't they still carry salmonella naturally?

el dingo
Mar 19, 2009


Ogres are like onions
I dont know. Where is the PYF chicken expert

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

No salmonella is because of the lovely farming techniques people use there's nothing inherently dangerous about raw chicken, it just looks and probably tastes disgusting. Also there's no way those people are using chickens they've reared themselves so yeah.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Raw chicken is slimy and thoroughly unpleasant, even if you know it's safe. Just because medium rare makes sense with beef doesn't mean it translates well to other meats.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
According to the CDC, salmonella naturally lives in chicken and duck intestines.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

el dingo posted:

Is it actually safe to have rare chicken if you know everything about the bird? Like you raised it yourself, called it Dave and made sure it ate only the finest corn/worms/whatever, kept it healthy and all that jazz would it be OK to undercook it?

It is done in Japan sometimes. I don't know exactly how chicken becomes a vector for salmonella, but I assume it's due to contamination and not some inherent chicken problem, so as long as it was prepared in a very clean environment...? I think it just sounds loving gross; I hate looking at raw chicken, let alone eating it.

e: ^^^ whoops, never mind my salmonella stupidity.

Pierce
Apr 7, 2007

Fool!
These are all beating a dead horse. The medium rare chicken strips joke got attention a year or so ago. I eat beef extremely rare and have taken one bite of undercooked chicken at a restaurant and gagged. No one is eating that poo poo.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


Nobody else wants to talk about the owl that just shows up, gets pet, and an ad for its own YouTube channel, and isn't mentioned again?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Turtles also can transmit salmonella, so make sure to always wash your hands after holding one. :science:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
How much of a monster does this make me?

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Iron Crowned posted:

How much of a monster does this make me?



um, would so loving hard

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Efexeye posted:

um, would so loving hard

Buffalo Wing flavor was disappointing, I tasted the crackers more :negative:

I'll sample the Sriracha flavored one tomorrow and report back.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

How much of a monster does this make me?



As long as you don't eat those crackers over the keyboard :argh:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Regarding that whole medium rare chicken thing, it's actually real. As long as it's cooked to 165°F, you're safe. Apparently, right at 165°F, there is still a SMALL strip of pink on the inside, but it would still be safe to eat.

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!
What?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sam and Ella's Rare Chicken Bistro

Bitey Bunny
May 26, 2009

c h o m p

Dienes posted:

You really need to be careful with that indiscriminate licking before it spirals out of control.



:barf: this thread now doubles as a diet aid AND birth control

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Having worked in a fried chicken restaurant, even looking at those pictures makes me sick to my stomach. I had to put my breakfast aside just now because of it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bike tory posted:

Having worked in a fried chicken restaurant, even looking at those pictures makes me sick to my stomach. I had to put my breakfast aside just now because of it.

I used to work in a fried chicken restaurant, and that's when I realized fried chicken must be the perfect food, because I never got sick of it.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu2nbdK--xk

:barf:

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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Is it possible to make a good tasting savory cereal?

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