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-spins a wheel- Mmmmm Barney Gumble gets a job as Mr.Burns personal chef and accidentally deep fries BoBo the bear so him and Homer have to find an exact replica, the only other one owned by -spins the wheel again- Channing Tatum
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Aesop Poprock posted:She was only born in 1950 and she looks really healthy? She's gonna watch a recent episode and walk into traffic
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Aug 27, 2017 00:08
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Aug 27, 2017 00:08
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You (the person reading this synopsis) were hit buy a bus. It's 1998. You are dying. Before the accident, when you got home from school and did your homework and put away the dishes , you were allowed to watch your favorite show, the Simpsons. And so the Simpsons came to be associated with the calm and contentedness of a job well done, and the liminal place between waking and sleep. Your subconscious therefore confabulates new episodes of the Simpsons as an attempt to keep your mind occupied as it shuts down. As the hippocampus (seat of long term memory) and the amygdala (seat of strong emotions) succumb to internal bleeding, these false episodes become more and more disjointed and fragmentary. Your fading consciousness is waking up to the fact that there is something horribly wrong. Guest stars: Werner Herzog as the psychopomp guiding you to the next world, your mother as a barely audible voice begging you to wake up, please wake up, and Aziz Ansari as Poochie Jr.
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Aug 27, 2017 00:24
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Homer meets Neil deGrasse Tyson, Ken Jennings, Suze Orman, and Robert McKee, and sees them being introduced to a group of young female "students" who are actually life-like robots that will all get into Yale and earn "financial aid" that gets funneled directly to Bourbon. Six months later, Homer ruins Bourbon's integration of the robots at Yale University and makes them explode. Meanwhile, Krusty the Clown introduces a new product: Krustaceans, a candy even Krusty thought was good. However, Lisa soon finds out that the candy is extremely addictive and leaves a tingling sensation, pairing up with Bart to discover why. They manage to break into one of the Krusty factories, steal samples from the product and take them to Professor Frink where they find out it contains Formaldehyde.
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Aug 27, 2017 00:46
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Bart decides to start a podcast called Eat My Shorts. Meanwhile Principal Skinner is indicted on embezzling funds and rather that standing trial goes out in a blaze of glory. Features Taylor Swift as the voice of the gun
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Aug 27, 2017 04:15
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SEX BURRITO posted:Her voice has been breaking in recent seasons. She pretty much sounds like she's doing the grandma's voice. Which sounds weird on a character who's supposed to be in their 30s. She's 30 years older than when she started doing the character it doesn't mean she's dying what the hell lol
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Aug 27, 2017 05:38
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Riptor posted:She's gonna watch a recent episode and walk into traffic Now that I could believe
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Aug 27, 2017 05:41
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Sentient Data posted:That could actually make for a great season 2~3 episode The plot would be that they discover the writer of the book is an anagram for C. Monty Burns. During the summer break before college, Mr. Burns fancied himself an idealistic young writer and decided to write the great American novel. Unable to find a publisher, he paid for a vanity press to publish some copies and donated one to the local library. "A mistake of my youth, fancying myself a 'writer'. HA! Isn't that a lark!" "If you're embarrassed about people reading something you wrote as a kid, I can understand..." "No, Marge, you DON'T understand... No one EVER read it, and no one ever will. You see, none of them sold. Not a one. Every copy ended up delivered right back to me and, well... If we BURNSes are good at anything, it's burning... I'd forgotten all about my donated copy until years later. I had to appear to protest some charity function at the library and while I was leaving I'd gotten lost and stumbled upon my book on the stacks. I have to admit, there was a snifter of curiosity in my mind, Marge. I was set to open the book up and find it riddled with return date stamps all over the inside cover, but it was bare. The only indication that anyone had ever opened it up once at all was a dead flower I'd left pressed between the pages as a teenager... At that moment, I decided if no one wanted it, if no one else was going to check it out, then I'd just take it back..."
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JediTalentAgent posted:The plot would be that they discover the writer of the book is an anagram for C. Monty Burns. During the summer break before college, Mr. Burns fancied himself an idealistic young writer and decided to write the great American novel. Unable to find a publisher, he paid for a vanity press to publish some copies and donated one to the local library.  Rando fans better than current writing staff. It's sad. It's really really sad.
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Aug 27, 2017 07:51
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End with last shot being a reveal that Smithers has one, dog-eared, slightly charred, and clearly read tons of times.
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Aug 27, 2017 07:55
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Scudworth posted:End with last shot being a reveal that Smithers has one, dog-eared, slightly charred, and clearly read tons of times. I didn't come to the Simpsons thread for this
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Okay so we've talked about the first signs of getting lovely in general being in season 9, but what's the lowest? Like above with the Lena Dunham? Before that? Like when did it become unwatchable? I'm going with like...season 13 Also will accept "Hey, it's major movie/TV/music/pop star <Person Name> for a pointless cameo!" instead of just giving them a character to play and making them an actual part of an episode (Bart's crush on the older girl, Mr. Nerdstrom, etc).
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Cobweb Heart posted:Homer meets Neil deGrasse Tyson, Ken Jennings, Suze Orman, and Robert McKee, and sees them being introduced to a group of young female "students" who are actually life-like robots that will all get into Yale and earn "financial aid" that gets funneled directly to Bourbon. Six months later, Homer ruins Bourbon's integration of the robots at Yale University and makes them explode. Didn't this one actually happen?
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Lisa does some geneology or whatever its called and finds out that Bart's name is actually Bort. Peanut President fucked around with this message at 11:13 on Aug 27, 2017 |
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Aug 27, 2017 11:11
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PostNouveau posted:One of the voice actors dying would kill the show for sure. This charade has gone on for so long that we don't actually know for sure.
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Aug 27, 2017 13:25
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Aesop Poprock posted:She's 30 years older than when she started doing the character it doesn't mean she's dying what the hell lol Literally didn't say she was dying. Just that her voice was sounding awful and wondering how long she can keep on doing the voice of a youngish woman. Not that the show gives a poo poo about quality anymore.
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Scudworth posted:
the way to get a job in tv writing is to write a spec script for a different show. i think donald glover did it by writing a simpsons script.
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Peanut President posted:Lisa does some geneology or whatever its called and finds out that Bart's name is actually Bort. This, but the real staff would make it about Hugo instead for the season 36 premiere.
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i forgot that this one was real: Homer becomes a celebrity after he voices his conservative opinions on a cable talk show, and attempts to convince leaders of the Republican party to nominate singer Ted Nugent for president. Guest Star: Ted Nugent.
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Lisa befriends a new student named Isabel Gutierrez. She is thrilled until Isabel reveals that she is a Republican (and to make matters worse, when Lisa asks her if she is a Lincoln or a Reagan Republican or even a George H.W. Bush Republican, Isabel says no). The two girls end up running against each other for class president, and the Springfield Republican Party tells Isabel they are thrilled with her decision and want to offer their services, as she is the kind of Latina voter the GOP will need in the future. However, Isabel tells them to butt out, because she is not going to be "owned" by them. The GOP decides to use some dirty tricks anyway, and Lisa is angry with Isabel when she thinks her classmate supported the actions, but respects her when she learns the local GOP people are just acting like jerks. In a class debate, Lisa tells the assembled students that if believing that those with a lot should help those with nothing makes her a liberal, then yes, she is a liberal and proud of it. At the final debate, the two walk away from their podia and Isabel says they want to set aside politics and would be happy for whichever of them wins, Lisa goes to say the same, and is cut off by Superintendent Chalmers, saying they are out of time. The election goes to Isabel in a close vote, but Lisa is extremely heartened by an exit poll that reveals 53% of the students agree with her views; she says that this means they do not like her, but would vote for someone who shares her ideas, and that is a happy end result.
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SEX BURRITO posted:Lisa befriends a new student named Isabel Gutierrez. She is thrilled until Isabel reveals that she is a Republican (and to make matters worse, when Lisa asks her if she is a Lincoln or a Reagan Republican or even a George H.W. Bush Republican, Isabel says no). The two girls end up running against each other for class president, and the Springfield Republican Party tells Isabel they are thrilled with her decision and want to offer their services, as she is the kind of Latina voter the GOP will need in the future. However, Isabel tells them to butt out, because she is not going to be "owned" by them. The GOP decides to use some dirty tricks anyway, and Lisa is angry with Isabel when she thinks her classmate supported the actions, but respects her when she learns the local GOP people are just acting like jerks. In a class debate, Lisa tells the assembled students that if believing that those with a lot should help those with nothing makes her a liberal, then yes, she is a liberal and proud of it. At the final debate, the two walk away from their podia and Isabel says they want to set aside politics and would be happy for whichever of them wins, Lisa goes to say the same, and is cut off by Superintendent Chalmers, saying they are out of time. The election goes to Isabel in a close vote, but Lisa is extremely heartened by an exit poll that reveals 53% of the students agree with her views; she says that this means they do not like her, but would vote for someone who shares her ideas, and that is a happy end result. 
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i'm watching some season 5 episodes and bart gets an elephant has so many great lines its funny too that james woods has become his simpsons character on twitter
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ilmucche posted:Didn't this one actually happen? Yeah I haven't made up any fake Simpsons synopses. The ones I post are real, even the one I said was a joke
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SEX BURRITO posted:Lisa befriends a new student named Isabel Gutierrez. She is thrilled until Isabel reveals that she is a Republican (and to make matters worse, when Lisa asks her if she is a Lincoln or a Reagan Republican or even a George H.W. Bush Republican, Isabel says no). The two girls end up running against each other for class president, and the Springfield Republican Party tells Isabel they are thrilled with her decision and want to offer their services, as she is the kind of Latina voter the GOP will need in the future. However, Isabel tells them to butt out, because she is not going to be "owned" by them. The GOP decides to use some dirty tricks anyway, and Lisa is angry with Isabel when she thinks her classmate supported the actions, but respects her when she learns the local GOP people are just acting like jerks. In a class debate, Lisa tells the assembled students that if believing that those with a lot should help those with nothing makes her a liberal, then yes, she is a liberal and proud of it. At the final debate, the two walk away from their podia and Isabel says they want to set aside politics and would be happy for whichever of them wins, Lisa goes to say the same, and is cut off by Superintendent Chalmers, saying they are out of time. The election goes to Isabel in a close vote, but Lisa is extremely heartened by an exit poll that reveals 53% of the students agree with her views; she says that this means they do not like her, but would vote for someone who shares her ideas, and that is a happy end result. Bwahahaha, 'we are at the razor edge of political satire and analysis in today's America!' says the ossified mold growing under the office's floorboards that writes current Simpsons episodes.
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khwarezm posted:Bwahahaha, 'we are at the razor edge of political satire and analysis in today's America!' says the ossified mold growing under the office's floorboards that writes current Simpsons episodes. The episode finishes with Lisa and Isabel at the 2056 presidential election, with Lisa responding to Anderson Cooper's question about getting America out of Afghanistan, by saying she would throw in the towel and make Afghanistan a state. Homer, who is watching the election on television proudly exclaims, "That's my girl." e: i can't emphasize enough that this is a real episode that aired on real tv and eva longoria was the voice of isabel Tree Goat fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Aug 29, 2017 |
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While the infamous "Transhouse" episode was mostly dire and padded with self-references I thought the ending scene was pretty sweet Also good on them for bringing back Judge Constance Harm as a mentor instead of a flat one-sided antagonist.
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Cobweb Heart posted:While the infamous "Transhouse" episode was mostly dire and padded with self-references I thought the ending scene was pretty sweet Holy god, what has the Simpsons become
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Cobweb Heart posted:While the infamous "Transhouse" episode was mostly dire and padded with self-references I thought the ending scene was pretty sweet     There's no emoticon for how I'm feeling about this entire post.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
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Cobweb Heart posted:Yeah I haven't made up any fake Simpsons synopses. The ones I post are real, even the one I said was a joke Man I wish that wasn't the case.
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Cobweb Heart posted:While the infamous "Transhouse" episode was mostly dire and padded with self-references I thought the ending scene was pretty sweet what the gently caress is this
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Asimo posted:what the gently caress is this It's Chester Woosterfield and his wife, the parents of Simon Woosterfield who is Bart's exact double he switches lives with temporarily. This episode was written by Bill Odenkirk, Bob's brother, who wrote a lot of good Mr Show and Futurama eps. This still won't make me watch it. Scudworth fucked around with this message at 07:16 on Aug 29, 2017 |
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oh that's marginally less horrible than anticipated still not gonna watch any simpsons made in the last decade though
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Jose posted:its nearly 2 decades of episodes not to watch at this point And only nearly one decade of episodes to watch
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As Homer wakes up one day to discover that he is losing control of his body, he reaches out to smartest man on the planet Stephen Hawking. Growing weaker and weaker every day, Homer and Stephen bond over discussion of the meaning of life and the universe. Marge, having nothing to do since Homer has left the house, joins a competitive knitting tournament. Moe goes to Thailand.
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Homer becomes a Twitter superstar after a misspelled tweet goes viral. But Homer's newfound fame goes to his head after he's ushered into a secret society of internet celebrities. Meanwhile, Bart and Lisa discover the secret world of Mall Santas. Guest starring Billy Bob Thornton as Mall Santa and Pewdiepie as himself. Stay tuned this Sunday for "Homer Tweet Homer"! Marge discovers the world of competitive cooking after binge watching "Sliced" - the hottest new cooking show. But Homer and the kids begin to tire of her new hobby as their meals get more and more bizarre. Milhouse and Bart become fans of the World Wide Wrestling League (WWWL) and join the school's wrestling team. Hilarity ensues when they show up in facepaint and tassles for the tryout. Guest starring Guy Fieri as Johnny Hotsauce and John Cena as himself. Don't miss "Marge and the Reality Cooking Show" this week! Lottery fever grips Springfield as the Megaball jackpot hits 1 billion dollars. All the citizens of Springfield have plans for the winnings, but what happens when the most unlikely character wins it all? And why is Homer's best friend from childhood coming to visit? And why is he The Rock?!? Guest starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as himself. Find out on " Billion Dollar Frinky", all new this week!
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